benmhz.bsky.social
@benmhz.bsky.social
I had a dream in Sunday when an angel said “you did a lot of work on yourself, and they’ll be a little more. But today you’ll get a preview of what you were being drawn out for. Oh yeah, and WASH YOUR STUPID FACE AND GET TO CHURCH”

So yeah I am thinking of things from that day.
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Sitting in service, hearing the pastor talk about honoring the wife.
Yeah, first thing that came to mind.
a man in a suit and bow tie is smiling
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is smiling
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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To succeed in this day and age, a politician has to go on the Joe Rogan show. Why didn't Mamdani grasp this?
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
FLOWER MOUND, TX—Condemning the “woke left” for what he called the “modern evisceration of masculinity,” local conservative man Hank Daniels confirmed Monday that he was never going to stop being prou...
theonion.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hubris. Can’t we get a little hubris tonight?
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Ya know, it seems prophetic that Planter is named after an artifact in a book series where artifacts made with forces barely understood wind up dooming us to war and destruction .

Every ring crafted to secure and expand domain is a link in the chain that binds us in darkness.
October 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Neil deGrasse Tyson condescendingly laughing at a box of cosmic brownies
October 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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When the Birmingham, Alabama, march is packed, you know something is up in America!
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Armored Peach
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Sagittarius: Today’s planetary configuration resembles a middle finger but it’s probably nothing.
October 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’m not afraid of an Qatar training center in Idaho. First off, we invite people in all the time for training purposes so we understand their operations and professional culture.

And we also have them in the deepest honeypot outside of Langley. Look up Idaho’s Mormon population.
October 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Taurus: You will have the opportunity to exact a terrible vengeance. Take it. Treat yourself.
October 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Guys the new mail trucks are so good. I’m just miffed our station couldn’t find the space for chargers, so we get the gas ones.
October 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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"Johnson said he was left tied up outside the building for nearly three hours.

'I asked [agents] why they were holding me if I was an American citizen, and they said I had to wait until they looked me up. I asked if they had a warrant and I asked for a lawyer. They never brought one.'"
Massive immigration raid on Chicago apartment building leaves residents reeling: 'I feel defeated'
The Department of Homeland Security said federal agents with Border Patrol, the FBI and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives arrested 37 people in the raid.
chicago.suntimes.com
October 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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What will poor Eric Adams do for work?
That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!
September 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
USPS is taking in votes for stamps to be reprinted. I voted for the man, Mr. Rodgers.
Stamp Encore — Stamps Forever
Vote for the stamp you want to bring back!
stampsforever.com
September 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Why is he so handsome?
September 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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This generic acetaminophen had an Amtrak ACS-64, four Amfleet 1 cars, a Conrail EMD GP15-1, and some Conrail rolling stock in it. The problem is more serious than I thought.
September 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It’s rapture season again, isn’t it?
21st of May
YouTube video by Nickel Creek - Topic
music.youtube.com
September 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Wait I thought I was going to be raptured.
Whelp time to play the Harold Camping song again.

music.youtube.com/watch?v=34p4...
21st of May
YouTube video by Nickel Creek - Topic
music.youtube.com
September 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM