Benjammin' Bong Hits
@benjamminweed.bsky.social
pot growing leftist basement dweller
: daft punk doing dabs :
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November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
: daft punk doing dabs :
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I'm quitting smoking through vaping and it's working, but JFC these disposable things are ridiculous. They have a full ass fireworks display of a screen that bleeds 2% battery every hit. And then I'm supposed to just throw it away? We're a trash society.
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm quitting smoking through vaping and it's working, but JFC these disposable things are ridiculous. They have a full ass fireworks display of a screen that bleeds 2% battery every hit. And then I'm supposed to just throw it away? We're a trash society.
Me listening to Jump by Van Halen:
synthesizers were a mistake
Me listening to All I Want by LCD Soundsystem when the synth solo goes off:
*cries single tear*
synthesizers were a mistake
Me listening to All I Want by LCD Soundsystem when the synth solo goes off:
*cries single tear*
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Me listening to Jump by Van Halen:
synthesizers were a mistake
Me listening to All I Want by LCD Soundsystem when the synth solo goes off:
*cries single tear*
synthesizers were a mistake
Me listening to All I Want by LCD Soundsystem when the synth solo goes off:
*cries single tear*
We fucked up as a species by not hibernating for the winter. That sounds a-fucking-mazing right about now.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
We fucked up as a species by not hibernating for the winter. That sounds a-fucking-mazing right about now.
That extra hour of sleep really wiped me out
November 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
That extra hour of sleep really wiped me out
The VVitch (2015) is a thanksgiving film
November 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The VVitch (2015) is a thanksgiving film
"IYKYK"
FUCK YOU GIVE ME ALL THE INFORMATION!
FUCK YOU GIVE ME ALL THE INFORMATION!
November 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
"IYKYK"
FUCK YOU GIVE ME ALL THE INFORMATION!
FUCK YOU GIVE ME ALL THE INFORMATION!
Where'd Carl go?
October 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Where'd Carl go?
Saying "orange man" is cringe on it's face, but the deeper implication is that they're Harry Potter adults and think that saying his real name gives him power and that's unforgivable levels of cringe.
October 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Saying "orange man" is cringe on it's face, but the deeper implication is that they're Harry Potter adults and think that saying his real name gives him power and that's unforgivable levels of cringe.
Watching the Jimmy Fallon reality show and I'm definitely cancelling my cable plan tomorrow to ensure this never happens again.
October 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Watching the Jimmy Fallon reality show and I'm definitely cancelling my cable plan tomorrow to ensure this never happens again.
It's spooky season and this might be the best caption ever
![Bad photo of a TV playing The VVitch: Young girl with lantern walking towards camera
Caption: [ominous farm animal sounds]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7mrq2di5qpsdbn5wxqsbwy5t/bafkreibxej7bwf5hgrdp2kuq4cpmv5ldhs5bopg7yabwvjgfpslvsfnb6u@jpeg)
October 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It's spooky season and this might be the best caption ever
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I’m cool with using LLMs for stuff like “writing regexes” but why would I use them to do things my brain actually likes doing and finds rewarding?
why would I outsource eating a really good hamburger to someone else? that’s my fucking hamburger
why would I outsource eating a really good hamburger to someone else? that’s my fucking hamburger
October 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’m cool with using LLMs for stuff like “writing regexes” but why would I use them to do things my brain actually likes doing and finds rewarding?
why would I outsource eating a really good hamburger to someone else? that’s my fucking hamburger
why would I outsource eating a really good hamburger to someone else? that’s my fucking hamburger
The song "Touch It" by Daft Punk is just a really long Carlin bit.
October 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The song "Touch It" by Daft Punk is just a really long Carlin bit.
Elect me and I will make a sustained 2-beer-buzz a reality.
October 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Elect me and I will make a sustained 2-beer-buzz a reality.
6 month haircut
September 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
6 month haircut
Fuck I miss my dad, and it's worse when I get stoned.
September 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Fuck I miss my dad, and it's worse when I get stoned.
acetaminoBen
September 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
acetaminoBen
The first time I heard Gucci Gucci by Kreayshawn is the last time I remember feeling alive.
September 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The first time I heard Gucci Gucci by Kreayshawn is the last time I remember feeling alive.
Reposted by Benjammin' Bong Hits
Rubba dub dub thanks for the dub!
🎶 Reggae beat 🎶
🎶 Reggae beat 🎶
September 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Rubba dub dub thanks for the dub!
🎶 Reggae beat 🎶
🎶 Reggae beat 🎶
Reposted by Benjammin' Bong Hits
This is nothing new but it's so much worse
September 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This is nothing new but it's so much worse
Reposted by Benjammin' Bong Hits
Semicolons; when you have two connecting thoughts but are also lazy
September 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Semicolons; when you have two connecting thoughts but are also lazy
Chewing my celery string like gum
September 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Chewing my celery string like gum
Brace yourselves. Winter...and football and having to wear multiple uncomfortable layers is coming
September 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Brace yourselves. Winter...and football and having to wear multiple uncomfortable layers is coming