fruitbatman
@benfrolio.bsky.social
comedian. alaskan. sweet potato advocate.
did you know 100% of all roast beef is had by the top 1 little piggy
April 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
did you know 100% of all roast beef is had by the top 1 little piggy
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This week we're raising the laugh alert level to🚨EXTREME🚨
The Alaska B4UDie Comedy Festival is here!
70+ comics from all around the world
25+ shows around the state
Each show will be different and hilarious, so catch as many as you can!
Get tickets here: www.alaskab4udiefest.com/shows-tickets
The Alaska B4UDie Comedy Festival is here!
70+ comics from all around the world
25+ shows around the state
Each show will be different and hilarious, so catch as many as you can!
Get tickets here: www.alaskab4udiefest.com/shows-tickets
March 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This week we're raising the laugh alert level to🚨EXTREME🚨
The Alaska B4UDie Comedy Festival is here!
70+ comics from all around the world
25+ shows around the state
Each show will be different and hilarious, so catch as many as you can!
Get tickets here: www.alaskab4udiefest.com/shows-tickets
The Alaska B4UDie Comedy Festival is here!
70+ comics from all around the world
25+ shows around the state
Each show will be different and hilarious, so catch as many as you can!
Get tickets here: www.alaskab4udiefest.com/shows-tickets
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he’s beginning to believe
March 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
he’s beginning to believe
exactly two of these people have life-altering diarrhea every day
February 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
exactly two of these people have life-altering diarrhea every day
in pursuit of more favorable snow conditions, the start of this year’s iditarod has been moved to pensacola, florida
February 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
in pursuit of more favorable snow conditions, the start of this year’s iditarod has been moved to pensacola, florida
rubio negotiating a “happy ending” to the war in gaza
February 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
rubio negotiating a “happy ending” to the war in gaza
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counting bounces on it till i fall asleep
February 3, 2025 at 8:35 AM
counting bounces on it till i fall asleep
can’t believe the town in severance has more snow than anchorage right now
January 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
can’t believe the town in severance has more snow than anchorage right now
jd said he would be a good boy and he is being a good boy
January 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
jd said he would be a good boy and he is being a good boy
i feel like if you’re not willing to stand outside for a couple hours in 24 degrees, you don’t get a say in what Denali is called
January 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
i feel like if you’re not willing to stand outside for a couple hours in 24 degrees, you don’t get a say in what Denali is called
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some people worry about bringing children into the world because of climate change, but no one questioned making snow ella in 40 degree weather
January 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
some people worry about bringing children into the world because of climate change, but no one questioned making snow ella in 40 degree weather
america: i would never have said this to his face, but jimmy carter was a wonderful president
January 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
america: i would never have said this to his face, but jimmy carter was a wonderful president
a complete unknown is the best biopic pete seeger could have asked for
January 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
a complete unknown is the best biopic pete seeger could have asked for
they’re late with this pizza hut, but to be fair they have to remodel the entire roof of the ted stevens airport
December 4, 2024 at 2:20 AM
they’re late with this pizza hut, but to be fair they have to remodel the entire roof of the ted stevens airport
anchorage! it’s laffy time
Cook's 1778 journal mentions glimpses of a mermaid-like creature w/ the tail of a fish & the head of a bird, which hypnotized his crew w/ its jokes
Was this creature you? Prove it at Anchorage's newest comedy mic, at Whale's Tail in the Hotel Captain Cook! Every 1st Thurs. 7pm signup, 7:30pm show
Was this creature you? Prove it at Anchorage's newest comedy mic, at Whale's Tail in the Hotel Captain Cook! Every 1st Thurs. 7pm signup, 7:30pm show
December 2, 2024 at 4:09 AM
anchorage! it’s laffy time
been a great month for inbreds!
Vito beat out nearly 2,000 other dogs to become the first pug to win the National Dog Show. The two-year-old pup became a sensation on Thursday, when the competition, which was held earlier this month, was broadcast on NBC after the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/29/u...
November 30, 2024 at 9:02 PM
been a great month for inbreds!
my milkshake brings all the boys to a second location
November 19, 2024 at 7:44 PM
my milkshake brings all the boys to a second location
exciting, although we still need to count how many people put yes as their second choice
❗️The measure to repeal ranked-choice voting in Alaska is now trailing — by 192 votes statewide.
The roughly 3.9K ballots counted today broke for the 'no' by 29%. (About as many more ballots remain, probably a little more.)
The roughly 3.9K ballots counted today broke for the 'no' by 29%. (About as many more ballots remain, probably a little more.)
November 19, 2024 at 7:05 AM
exciting, although we still need to count how many people put yes as their second choice
can’t believe they just left him outside when it’s 11°
November 18, 2024 at 10:42 PM
can’t believe they just left him outside when it’s 11°
keep matt gaetz out of girls sports
November 18, 2024 at 9:28 PM
keep matt gaetz out of girls sports
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Leaving a video will on YouTube. Lawyer plays it and there's 2 unskippable ads.
November 17, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Leaving a video will on YouTube. Lawyer plays it and there's 2 unskippable ads.
congrats to jake paul on beating up an old man besides his grandpa
November 16, 2024 at 10:02 AM
congrats to jake paul on beating up an old man besides his grandpa
just got here. can someone point me to my cuck chair?
November 16, 2024 at 10:00 AM
just got here. can someone point me to my cuck chair?