benefiatemas🧚♀️🎄
@benefiatem.bsky.social
Low-battery powerhouse, n3rd, gamermom, P.L.U.R. advocate, crazy catlady, recovering people-pleaser, uncontrollable treehugger.
What if everyone were just nice to each other 🏳️🌈❤️🔥✨
What if everyone were just nice to each other 🏳️🌈❤️🔥✨
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Many patrons like to take a dip in the river to wash away their bad luck. We believe the leeches in the water add something to the cleansing ritual.
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Many patrons like to take a dip in the river to wash away their bad luck. We believe the leeches in the water add something to the cleansing ritual.
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if bsky goes down forever im done with social media. im tired. too old for this shit
December 9, 2023 at 8:34 PM
if bsky goes down forever im done with social media. im tired. too old for this shit
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authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
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Dance like everyone wishes they weren’t watching
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Dance like everyone wishes they weren’t watching
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what it was like trying to put on pants this morning
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
what it was like trying to put on pants this morning
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My sister @briespangler.bsky.social has a new etsy shop! She's a professional illustrator and is doing pet designs
Also she's been staying with us and for unknown reasons she added two dog shirts to the store, no idea why, these dogs certainly don't look familiar to me
www.etsy.com/shop/yellows...
Also she's been staying with us and for unknown reasons she added two dog shirts to the store, no idea why, these dogs certainly don't look familiar to me
www.etsy.com/shop/yellows...
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My sister @briespangler.bsky.social has a new etsy shop! She's a professional illustrator and is doing pet designs
Also she's been staying with us and for unknown reasons she added two dog shirts to the store, no idea why, these dogs certainly don't look familiar to me
www.etsy.com/shop/yellows...
Also she's been staying with us and for unknown reasons she added two dog shirts to the store, no idea why, these dogs certainly don't look familiar to me
www.etsy.com/shop/yellows...
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Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org
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DEAL BLACK FRIDAY BONUS DAMAGE TO PRICES 🎲 🦃
Additional discounts of over 60% off are coming to all our shops this Black Friday, (November 28th) through Cyber Monday, (December 1st)!
LEARN MORE ⬇️
critrole.com/critmas2025
Additional discounts of over 60% off are coming to all our shops this Black Friday, (November 28th) through Cyber Monday, (December 1st)!
LEARN MORE ⬇️
critrole.com/critmas2025
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
DEAL BLACK FRIDAY BONUS DAMAGE TO PRICES 🎲 🦃
Additional discounts of over 60% off are coming to all our shops this Black Friday, (November 28th) through Cyber Monday, (December 1st)!
LEARN MORE ⬇️
critrole.com/critmas2025
Additional discounts of over 60% off are coming to all our shops this Black Friday, (November 28th) through Cyber Monday, (December 1st)!
LEARN MORE ⬇️
critrole.com/critmas2025
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i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
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that twitter update that tells you what country every account is from is so funny
every "america first" account is some dude in india
every "japan hates woke" account is american
every "america first" account is some dude in india
every "japan hates woke" account is american
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
that twitter update that tells you what country every account is from is so funny
every "america first" account is some dude in india
every "japan hates woke" account is american
every "america first" account is some dude in india
every "japan hates woke" account is american
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in the 80s the just say no campaign started while they were teaching us to sing puff the magic dragon
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
in the 80s the just say no campaign started while they were teaching us to sing puff the magic dragon
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
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Don’t feed the wildlife or the trolls. 😉
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Don’t feed the wildlife or the trolls. 😉
Yesterday I made a poem in the dream-wake limbo, and this morning I was walking weapon-in-hand with a trusty polar bear at my side; I am a winner before I wake up
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Yesterday I made a poem in the dream-wake limbo, and this morning I was walking weapon-in-hand with a trusty polar bear at my side; I am a winner before I wake up
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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It can't be all doom and gloom.
There have to be rays of sunshine sprinkling down on these trying times.
Don't stop fighting
Just take breaks
Somebody somewhere
Needs flowers tonight
There have to be rays of sunshine sprinkling down on these trying times.
Don't stop fighting
Just take breaks
Somebody somewhere
Needs flowers tonight
March 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It can't be all doom and gloom.
There have to be rays of sunshine sprinkling down on these trying times.
Don't stop fighting
Just take breaks
Somebody somewhere
Needs flowers tonight
There have to be rays of sunshine sprinkling down on these trying times.
Don't stop fighting
Just take breaks
Somebody somewhere
Needs flowers tonight
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saturation with Tolkien spinoffs has somehow not prepared our culture for the arrival of dark lords bearing a gift that everyone becomes convinced they can wield to accomplish great things but just makes them dependent and start whispering about preciouses if you suggest just throwing it away
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
saturation with Tolkien spinoffs has somehow not prepared our culture for the arrival of dark lords bearing a gift that everyone becomes convinced they can wield to accomplish great things but just makes them dependent and start whispering about preciouses if you suggest just throwing it away
Happy Mighty Nein day to those who celebrate <3
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Happy Mighty Nein day to those who celebrate <3
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In definitely unrelated news, I need to get my entire house clean & in order but brain says we can only care about xmas decorations
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
In definitely unrelated news, I need to get my entire house clean & in order but brain says we can only care about xmas decorations
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Imagine getting mad at me online when I’m quite literally beyond beef
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Imagine getting mad at me online when I’m quite literally beyond beef
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I understand that it is what it is, but hear me out…what if it could be what it isn’t?
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I understand that it is what it is, but hear me out…what if it could be what it isn’t?
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'Tis #MorriganMonday
If you are an industry that uses AI to "create" voices for your product or ads, you're a cunt.
If you are an industry that uses AI to "create" voices for your product or ads, you're a cunt.
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
'Tis #MorriganMonday
If you are an industry that uses AI to "create" voices for your product or ads, you're a cunt.
If you are an industry that uses AI to "create" voices for your product or ads, you're a cunt.
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hello darkness my old friend (microwaving 4 hour old coffee)
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
hello darkness my old friend (microwaving 4 hour old coffee)
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bluesky is like if a flash mob of 38 year olds came to post on 2009 twitter
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
bluesky is like if a flash mob of 38 year olds came to post on 2009 twitter