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Belissa Sauron
@belissasauron.bsky.social
Grandma and fisherwoman bachelorette

Ben Folds interacted 11/28/24❤️‍🔥
get ready with me.... this tutorial will show you how to look like Dave Vanian, and get laid too
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I love seeing this and learning more about it
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Just purchased an issue of the latest Rolling Stone to find out more about rock music today
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
podcasting is nothing new. Humans have always podcasted
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
just joined a 60 and up cosplayer group. I'm going as Master Roshi to our next meetup
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
my husband has been wearing jock straps but he wears them backwards and slides a hemorrhoid donut in where the cup would go
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
wading out and putting a pompano rig at an inshore spot where the nearest pompano is 300 miles away. this is kind of like a statement about rising sea levels and not because I have no clue what I'm doing
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I want to stuff Matthew Yglesias like a turkey. i want to butter his breasts and put sage and thyme in his holes
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I have been trying a new fitness plan called Gollum Fit that involves avoiding sunlight and eating only fish. my hair is falling out too
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Confronting my cheugiest relatives about how their taste in aesthetic’s is making me look bad
October 24, 2025 at 8:21 AM
douchecanoes that do insurrection
shitkazoos that interfere in elections
a twat waffle w a small erection

ass hat with a sensitive ego
crap weasel orange like a cheetoh
donald trump
you are a fuckaroni and cheese ho
October 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
okay i need a young man 18-24 to teach digital literacy to me. I'm trying find a new jerkbait and i cannot understand how to pin the Z-Man ElaZtech RaZor ShadZ™ to a ChatterBait® JackHammer™ as a trailer

theres too many Zs for me to understand what real anymore
October 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Some ho named Jenny won’t stop texting me this bs
October 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Flow chart:
Are you walking towards me on the sidewalk?

->>>>

Then you are out to get me and communicating with other pedestrians to accomplish your goal

->>>>

Then with the power of positive thinking and manifesting I am willing you to add me on bluesky and join the resistance instead
October 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Reposted by Belissa Sauron
when my first child was born its head was temporarily deformed from the birth canal so my hubbeh stuck his head in my pussy to also get a cone shaped head in solidarity. the kid's is normal but my hubby's never went back? @jd-vance-1.bsky.social why?
Hello Bluesky, I've been told this app has become the place to go for common sense political discussion and analysis. So I'm thrilled to be here to engage with all of you.
June 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Our Pokeno and fishing club is experiencing a threat from within, and it is with great pleasure and bloodlust that I announce: drastic measures must be taken
October 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Howdy neighbor. Im surveilling you! Smile. You’re on candid camera! I will not share my resources
October 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I have these but they aren’t props or replicas they’re real and I use them when necessary
October 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
charli "xcx" -- just what in the hell is that supposed to mean. you need to x c a doctor if you listen to that stuff
October 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
nobody asked but I'm still alive and fishing and have a healthy libidio
August 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
caught a finger mullet on 80 lb line with a piece of Raisin Cane's texas toast duct taped to a 3/0 Gamakatsu octopus hook... they greenlit my pilot for a freakonomics version of River Monsters as a result
June 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
when my first child was born its head was temporarily deformed from the birth canal so my hubbeh stuck his head in my pussy to also get a cone shaped head in solidarity. the kid's is normal but my hubby's never went back? @jd-vance-1.bsky.social why?
Hello Bluesky, I've been told this app has become the place to go for common sense political discussion and analysis. So I'm thrilled to be here to engage with all of you.
June 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
having sex is goated
June 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
my husband and I have 84 years of combined experience in the bedroom. our sexual wisdom can lead your B2B small business to unprecedented growth
June 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I come from a long line, at least 8 generations, of ethical sluts
June 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM