Missing my Seattle friends (the crows)

Okay you know I hate to compliment a billionaire but…. Dare I say wholefoods delivery eats it up every time….. tell me how my groceries fell quietly upon my doorstep (I’m in a locked apartment complex mind you) and the shopper managed to find even better looking produce than I would in person….

BEYONCÉ?

Made the mistake of selecting that I was interested in “Art” when I joined Bluesky, and now my feed is full of digital furry drawings 😔

I find it fascinating that anyone can look at RFK Jr. and be like “mmmm.. yeah he looks like he knows about health.”

My girl shaped like a Kikkoman soy sauce bottle

Okay yea maybe i DO wanna chill in a cherry red heart-shaped hot tub with my girlfriend? And?

Just had some rigatoni. It was good.

boobs