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beastbank bagholder in 2026: what the fuck i didn't even know an IRA could have a 'mold problem' what does that even mean where's my money
stans in reply: It's normal for banks to lose money from water damage. You're picking on Mr Beast because you hate charity and love being poor
stans in reply: It's normal for banks to lose money from water damage. You're picking on Mr Beast because you hate charity and love being poor
oh that’s good. not enough of every aspect of our lives were financialized quite yet
December 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
beastbank bagholder in 2026: what the fuck i didn't even know an IRA could have a 'mold problem' what does that even mean where's my money
stans in reply: It's normal for banks to lose money from water damage. You're picking on Mr Beast because you hate charity and love being poor
stans in reply: It's normal for banks to lose money from water damage. You're picking on Mr Beast because you hate charity and love being poor
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Trying to figure out how to carry all the grocery bags into the house in one trip
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Trying to figure out how to carry all the grocery bags into the house in one trip
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side issue but you guys are being extremely unkind to 5th graders and high school students in your assessments of that essay
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
side issue but you guys are being extremely unkind to 5th graders and high school students in your assessments of that essay
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"Dunkies is proud to support Wicked For Good's Annual Lobstah Ball fundraiser event"
Wicked For Good sounds like a Boston area non profit
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"Dunkies is proud to support Wicked For Good's Annual Lobstah Ball fundraiser event"
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This is very funny. "Pretty please can you give our bomb back?"
Meanwhile Israel put hundreds of these fucking things (and Israeli equivalents) into apartment towers in Iran, and Iran is already reverse engineering AIM-120Cs expended over Iraq to shoot down drones.
Can't put the toothpaste back.
Meanwhile Israel put hundreds of these fucking things (and Israeli equivalents) into apartment towers in Iran, and Iran is already reverse engineering AIM-120Cs expended over Iraq to shoot down drones.
Can't put the toothpaste back.
US urges Lebanon to return undetonated GBU-39 | The Jerusalem Post
The GBU-39 is a glide bomb manufactured by Boeing. Once launched, it deploys wings and can glide up to 110 km, despite lacking its own engine.
www.jpost.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This is very funny. "Pretty please can you give our bomb back?"
Meanwhile Israel put hundreds of these fucking things (and Israeli equivalents) into apartment towers in Iran, and Iran is already reverse engineering AIM-120Cs expended over Iraq to shoot down drones.
Can't put the toothpaste back.
Meanwhile Israel put hundreds of these fucking things (and Israeli equivalents) into apartment towers in Iran, and Iran is already reverse engineering AIM-120Cs expended over Iraq to shoot down drones.
Can't put the toothpaste back.
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I used to handle interlibrary loans for a public library. ILL is a magnificent expression of the idea that readers deserve books, and books deserve readers. It’s libraries everywhere pooling their resources for the benefit of everyone.
Killing IMLS could have killed ILL.
This is great news. 📚
Killing IMLS could have killed ILL.
This is great news. 📚
Court permanently blocks Trump's executive order to dismantle federal agency for America's libraries IMLS
librarytechnology.org/pr/31973
librarytechnology.org/pr/31973
Court permanently blocks Trump's executive order to dismantle federal agency for America's libraries
Press Release: Court permanently blocks Trump's executive order to dismantle federal agency for America's libraries. The U.S. District Court for the District of Rhode Island struck down the Trump Adm...
librarytechnology.org
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I used to handle interlibrary loans for a public library. ILL is a magnificent expression of the idea that readers deserve books, and books deserve readers. It’s libraries everywhere pooling their resources for the benefit of everyone.
Killing IMLS could have killed ILL.
This is great news. 📚
Killing IMLS could have killed ILL.
This is great news. 📚
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Similar to drawing glyphs of warding in salt for autonomous cars.
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Similar to drawing glyphs of warding in salt for autonomous cars.
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Two thirds of my interactions these days with all technology involves turning off shit I didn't ask for that actively makes my life worse.
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Two thirds of my interactions these days with all technology involves turning off shit I didn't ask for that actively makes my life worse.
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they used to ban toys that were like, a jar of magnetic metal balls cuz one dumbass kid ate one and died. now they have toys that automate the process of having a pedophile uncle
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
they used to ban toys that were like, a jar of magnetic metal balls cuz one dumbass kid ate one and died. now they have toys that automate the process of having a pedophile uncle
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tl;dr a man got so many reports of toxic behaviour in Deadlock that the entire game went down. Truly aspirational behaviour
October 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
tl;dr a man got so many reports of toxic behaviour in Deadlock that the entire game went down. Truly aspirational behaviour
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Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
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What's insane is they're not doing this because they're woke.
Indiana is refusing to redistrict because the expected response in 2026 has increased so dramatically against Trump that gerrymandering would LOSE republican seats using a 2024 model. It's called Dummymandering lol
Indiana is refusing to redistrict because the expected response in 2026 has increased so dramatically against Trump that gerrymandering would LOSE republican seats using a 2024 model. It's called Dummymandering lol
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
What's insane is they're not doing this because they're woke.
Indiana is refusing to redistrict because the expected response in 2026 has increased so dramatically against Trump that gerrymandering would LOSE republican seats using a 2024 model. It's called Dummymandering lol
Indiana is refusing to redistrict because the expected response in 2026 has increased so dramatically against Trump that gerrymandering would LOSE republican seats using a 2024 model. It's called Dummymandering lol
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Okay this has to be on purpose right?
Malcolm Nance said they all sound like the names of
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November 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Okay this has to be on purpose right?
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Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't
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I invite anyone who thinks this is a good idea to review the absolute chaos we used to cause by editing a popular post on tumblr after it had already been shared
you know what, i'm just gonna say it: i don't care if this place ever gets an edit option, and the ppl who yawp about it under every last post from the developers are annoying.
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I invite anyone who thinks this is a good idea to review the absolute chaos we used to cause by editing a popular post on tumblr after it had already been shared
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Bluesky adopting a "we will ban anyone who is mean to pedophiles" moderation posture is confusing until you remember it was started by a bunch of tech libertarians as a haven for Ai cultists and crypto guys.
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Bluesky adopting a "we will ban anyone who is mean to pedophiles" moderation posture is confusing until you remember it was started by a bunch of tech libertarians as a haven for Ai cultists and crypto guys.
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
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really a pretty embarrassing few fucking weeks for Bluesky content moderation and what passes for a comms team
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
really a pretty embarrassing few fucking weeks for Bluesky content moderation and what passes for a comms team
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NYT employees are all posting "how dare you disparage our institution, the paper of record."
The paper of record: Get a lot of this trollop luring innocent men of power with sex to straighten her luxury bones
The paper of record: Get a lot of this trollop luring innocent men of power with sex to straighten her luxury bones
what the ever loving shit is this wording? tbh, more of your writers need to get dragged into a crashout, @nytimes.com because wtf.
she was also homeless as a minor. dental/orthodontic shit isn’t a want so much as it’s a need (bad teeth can fuck up someone’s heart!). this was sex trafficking.
she was also homeless as a minor. dental/orthodontic shit isn’t a want so much as it’s a need (bad teeth can fuck up someone’s heart!). this was sex trafficking.
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
NYT employees are all posting "how dare you disparage our institution, the paper of record."
The paper of record: Get a lot of this trollop luring innocent men of power with sex to straighten her luxury bones
The paper of record: Get a lot of this trollop luring innocent men of power with sex to straighten her luxury bones
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This planet is so beautiful.
Bucket list experience: ✅
Bucket list experience: ✅
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
This planet is so beautiful.
Bucket list experience: ✅
Bucket list experience: ✅
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Seeing some beautiful photos of aurorae tonight, so here's a reminder that other planets get them, too!
This is Saturn, with aurorae visible at both poles in this UV image from Hubble's Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph, taken in October 1997 when the planet was 1.3 billion km away.
This is Saturn, with aurorae visible at both poles in this UV image from Hubble's Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph, taken in October 1997 when the planet was 1.3 billion km away.
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Seeing some beautiful photos of aurorae tonight, so here's a reminder that other planets get them, too!
This is Saturn, with aurorae visible at both poles in this UV image from Hubble's Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph, taken in October 1997 when the planet was 1.3 billion km away.
This is Saturn, with aurorae visible at both poles in this UV image from Hubble's Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph, taken in October 1997 when the planet was 1.3 billion km away.