bearrison
@bearrison.bsky.social
big lover of my husband and our 3 cats, pop music, video games, bears, and good times
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Fitting for today’s cat fight.
June 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Fitting for today’s cat fight.
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Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon
Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon
LOWELL, MA—Doing her best to follow her therapist’s advice for dealing with stressful situations, area woman Holly Debling reportedly reminded herself Tuesday not to catastrophize after she spotted fo...
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April 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon
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Lorde announces her new single “What Was That” is dropping at midnight ET.
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Lorde announces her new single “What Was That” is dropping at midnight ET.
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God forbid a woman have hobbies
February 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
God forbid a woman have hobbies
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Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
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February 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
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if i saw this in a piece of art foreshadowing one character being controlled by another i would roll my eyes and call it heavy-handed
February 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
if i saw this in a piece of art foreshadowing one character being controlled by another i would roll my eyes and call it heavy-handed
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I tell my cat “I know” when she meows at me but if I’m being honest? I don’t always know
February 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I tell my cat “I know” when she meows at me but if I’m being honest? I don’t always know
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We do not exist in any other instant. Here in this dimension, you and I are meant to be.
February 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
We do not exist in any other instant. Here in this dimension, you and I are meant to be.
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Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away
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Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away
WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration over the vice president’s continued presence in both the White House and his life, President Donald Trump was reportedly unsure Monday about what department he had to cut to make JD Vance go away. “I’ve tried the Education Department, USAID, the FBI, and still he keeps showing up,” said Trump, who lambasted the […]
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February 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away
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did she really do this in the episode rupaul was genuinely gagged
February 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
did she really do this in the episode rupaul was genuinely gagged
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This woman is the only thing keeping me going
February 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
This woman is the only thing keeping me going
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I don't want to work I want my wife
February 17, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I don't want to work I want my wife
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"He keeps showing up." theonion.com/trump-u...
Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away
WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration over the vice president’s continued presence in both the White House and his life, President Donald Trump was reportedly unsure Monday about what department he had to cut to make JD Vance go away. “I’ve tried the Education Department, USAID, the FBI, and still he keeps showing up,” said Trump, who lambasted the […]
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February 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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love my husband so much i wish i could marry him twice
February 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
love my husband so much i wish i could marry him twice
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[first day as a vet]
me: what's wrong?
cat: meow
me: yes, but where?
me: what's wrong?
cat: meow
me: yes, but where?
February 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
[first day as a vet]
me: what's wrong?
cat: meow
me: yes, but where?
me: what's wrong?
cat: meow
me: yes, but where?
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look at my daughter she is so fierce
February 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
look at my daughter she is so fierce
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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Lady Gaga: abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga
me:
me:
February 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Lady Gaga: abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga
me:
me:
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Just sealed some idiot within my crystal
January 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Just sealed some idiot within my crystal
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“teachers appreciation week” “nurses month” “discount for educators and healthcare workers”
social workers:
social workers:
January 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“teachers appreciation week” “nurses month” “discount for educators and healthcare workers”
social workers:
social workers:
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