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Chris (in constant pain)
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Rockets fan
The way the NBA made the Rockets schedule this year is actually braindead some teams have played their 19th and 20th games while the rockets will play their 17th this Sunday. Way too many days off between games and it’s gonna seriously hurt them in the 2nd half with all the B2Bs
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Reed Shepherd you have done miracles on me
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Death, taxes, and the rockets play like pussies and bitches against the warriors 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Amen bounce back was nice to see, good win
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Amen is gonna shit the bed, Sengun lackluster game, Reed comes back down to earth, classic Jabari mid game and Dillion Brooks and Devin Booker 40 pieces is why the rockets will lose tonight it’s so fucking obvious lol
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Jae’Sean you’re the shining beacon of hope
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Another year of Tari Eason missing time ffs
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Need more rockets reporters on Bluesky, especially now that Danielle Lerner won’t be doing rockets reporting anymore
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Awesome the rockets fucking suck again
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Amazing block from Amen there
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Gonna be hilarious when the rockets lose to the nets tonight
October 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Months of optimism and excitement down the drain in a few days, trade everyone and start over again
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The season is fucking over
October 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
KD is a near 90% free throw shooter and of course he misses one, game would’ve been (probably) over
October 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Tonight will either reinforce an entire off-season full of optimism and hope or everything comes crashing down and we’re in for a 6 month misery train ride
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Reposted by Chris (in constant pain)
Rockets coach Ime Udoka said the opening night starting lineup vs OKC will be the jumbo lineup of Amen Thompson, Kevin Durant, Jabari Smith Jr., Alperen Şengün and Steven Adams.
October 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If you’re gonna go out in the real world and make fun of someone’s death at a protest, be smart about it and cover your identity head to toe because that’s how the conservative snowflakes are gonna get you but that doesn’t mean don’t stop making fun of that person’s death, free speech right
October 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Reposted by Chris (in constant pain)
Durant was eligible for a max extension of $120M, but understood when he chose the Rockets as a trade destination that he'd be sacrificing money – in this case around $30M less – so that the sides can partner for the long term and give the franchise team-building flexibility.
BREAKING: Houston Rockets star Kevin Durant has agreed to a two-year, $90 million contract extension with the franchise, his business partner and Boardroom CEO Rich Kleiman tells ESPN. The new deal includes a player option in 2027-28.
October 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Reposted by Chris (in constant pain)
BREAKING: Houston Rockets star Kevin Durant has agreed to a two-year, $90 million contract extension with the franchise, his business partner and Boardroom CEO Rich Kleiman tells ESPN. The new deal includes a player option in 2027-28.
October 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Reposted by Chris (in constant pain)
Reed Sheppard had himself a night.

29p | 6r | 6a | 4stl | 3blk
12/22 FGs | 5 3PM

A really welcome development for the Houston Rockets as the preseason winds down.

#NBASky #SkyHoops
October 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’d feel way more confident about this team if FVV didn’t get hurt, Reed Shepherd please save me
October 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Hawks starters couldn’t handle the Reed and Okogie hammer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
October 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
In honor of October 14th being CK day I will commission a CK piñata every year and shoot it in the neck to remember him
October 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I don’t care if it’s preseason win this fucking game
October 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM