Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University
@beambayonet.bsky.social
31 he/him gay hockey player. I love to slam and be slammed. i skeet about theology sometimes. GO SHARKS (EN FR DA RU, and extremely basic ES but let me try anyway) RCA Communist & BLM
Pinned
I'm not making a pinned post y'all have to learn about me the hard way
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Askarov Gets Sharks to OT, Graf Wins It 2-1! sanjosehockeynow.com/san-jose-sha...
Askarov Gets Sharks to OT, Graf Wins It 2-1!
MINNEAPOLIS -- The San Jose Sharks visit Grand Casino Arena to take on the Minnesota Wild. Will Smith and Collin Graf scored, and the Sharks won 2-1. Period 1 Klingberg NZ turnover to start, but…
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November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Askarov Gets Sharks to OT, Graf Wins It 2-1! sanjosehockeynow.com/san-jose-sha...
47 pushups in one go in sub 2 min, new record (with rest I can do way more though)
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
47 pushups in one go in sub 2 min, new record (with rest I can do way more though)
I think I convinced my professor to be a marxist
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I think I convinced my professor to be a marxist
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November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
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I helped with a kids summer reading program this year and experienced this firsthand. The kids would look at the first few letters and word length and make a complete guess from context. It's like the middle syllables didn't even exist
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I helped with a kids summer reading program this year and experienced this firsthand. The kids would look at the first few letters and word length and make a complete guess from context. It's like the middle syllables didn't even exist
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This is again the sort of thing that to a moron sounds very sophisticated
Assume all the yes and no votes from Dem senators are strategic and not sincere votes. The party caucus made a decision. No way to know how many were in favor. Then the caucus decided who would vote yes and no based on what would protect each of them politically the most. That’s how this works.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is again the sort of thing that to a moron sounds very sophisticated
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.45 Colt ACP: I'm the caliber that won WWII
7.62×25mm Tokarev: no I did
.30-06 Springfield: stolen valor, I did
All artillery shells: let the pipsqueaks squabble, its not gonna make a difference
7.62×25mm Tokarev: no I did
.30-06 Springfield: stolen valor, I did
All artillery shells: let the pipsqueaks squabble, its not gonna make a difference
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
.45 Colt ACP: I'm the caliber that won WWII
7.62×25mm Tokarev: no I did
.30-06 Springfield: stolen valor, I did
All artillery shells: let the pipsqueaks squabble, its not gonna make a difference
7.62×25mm Tokarev: no I did
.30-06 Springfield: stolen valor, I did
All artillery shells: let the pipsqueaks squabble, its not gonna make a difference
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related but my 100% serious take is the next John wick movie should be set in hell and they shouldn’t explain anything
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
related but my 100% serious take is the next John wick movie should be set in hell and they shouldn’t explain anything
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Do you know how hard it is to politically radicalize someone who joined a website to reply with the cry laughing emoji to the Trix cereal rabbit?
People are mad at Democrats over on Threads. Do you understand? THREADS.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Do you know how hard it is to politically radicalize someone who joined a website to reply with the cry laughing emoji to the Trix cereal rabbit?
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It's my birthday I guess.
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It's my birthday I guess.
Honestly che was hot and yeah nothing will radicalize you faster than being a doctor in Latin America and also watching United Fruit happen
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Honestly che was hot and yeah nothing will radicalize you faster than being a doctor in Latin America and also watching United Fruit happen
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(guy with the same character as every single profile picture across all platforms) hey what character do I remind you of
November 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
(guy with the same character as every single profile picture across all platforms) hey what character do I remind you of
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you cannot create a viable third party without changing the constitution.
to change the constitution, you need control of one of the major political parties, at minimum.
anyone refusing to accept this is a fucking child i'm tired of entertaining.
to change the constitution, you need control of one of the major political parties, at minimum.
anyone refusing to accept this is a fucking child i'm tired of entertaining.
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
you cannot create a viable third party without changing the constitution.
to change the constitution, you need control of one of the major political parties, at minimum.
anyone refusing to accept this is a fucking child i'm tired of entertaining.
to change the constitution, you need control of one of the major political parties, at minimum.
anyone refusing to accept this is a fucking child i'm tired of entertaining.
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Two Hall of Famers and former Sharks teammates spoke to @shengpeng.bsky.social about what makes Joe Thornton worthy of enshrinement
San Jose Sharks franchise legend Joe Thornton is headed to the Hockey Hall of Fame where he belongs
Former San Jose Sharks teammates Rob Blake and Jeremy Roenick discuss why Joe Thornton is deserving of a place in the Hockey Hall of Fame.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Two Hall of Famers and former Sharks teammates spoke to @shengpeng.bsky.social about what makes Joe Thornton worthy of enshrinement
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Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)
June 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)
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Earth Federation Century of Humiliation
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Earth Federation Century of Humiliation
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Dear Mr. President Char Aznable please send Jagd Dogas
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Dear Mr. President Char Aznable please send Jagd Dogas
Dont you ever say that to me or my 27p nomex flight suit
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Dont you ever say that to me or my 27p nomex flight suit
Ugh I have to do my homework? On this my anniversary? Piss
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Ugh I have to do my homework? On this my anniversary? Piss
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unfortunately the shelter rabbits have never been fed in their lives 😔🎻
Cliff is adoptable at rocky mountain house rabbit rescue
Cliff is adoptable at rocky mountain house rabbit rescue
November 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
unfortunately the shelter rabbits have never been fed in their lives 😔🎻
Cliff is adoptable at rocky mountain house rabbit rescue
Cliff is adoptable at rocky mountain house rabbit rescue
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included the word "literary" because if you don't then by sheer readership, the contemporary canon has to be novels where a woman has to milk a minotaur's semen
contemporary literary fiction:
33% "i am a grad student from oberlin and this is my situationship with a professor"
33% "i am a novelist getting a divorce from another novelist"
33% "i am a member of [insert marginalized group] and this is my trauma dump"
1% actually good stuff
33% "i am a grad student from oberlin and this is my situationship with a professor"
33% "i am a novelist getting a divorce from another novelist"
33% "i am a member of [insert marginalized group] and this is my trauma dump"
1% actually good stuff
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
included the word "literary" because if you don't then by sheer readership, the contemporary canon has to be novels where a woman has to milk a minotaur's semen