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Lashana Lynch's Martini Maker
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J.P. (she/her) Tiny Hulk & Rebel Scum from "the city that reads!" Forever a fangirl of too many things. #saveWillow Star Wars cohort Black GenX. Elder Gay Auntie. #Ravens Terp4Life! "Sometimes being carefree & Black is an act of revolution." 🏳️‍🌈
Did this dude just air-walk a TD!? Holy Wow!! #Hoosiers #CFB
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My team sucks, my qb is hurt, my chump coach should've been run out on the rail 3 years ago...but at least my shoes are pretty! Baltimore Barbie did her thing! #WNBA #CharmCity #RavensFlock
October 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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The Toronto Tempo have officially hired Sandy Brondello as their first head coach!! Great news.

So we all agree, Toronto Tempo > Portland Fire. 😏 #WNBA
October 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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This gay version is SENDING meeeeee 😩 Why does Emma have her own category? 😭 #WNBA #WNBSAky
October 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I needed this giggle today.
Socials are still buzzing about A’ja’s wig that she wore on Good Morning America today 😂😩 #WNBA #WNBASku
October 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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3 classic albums. No skips. Love songs. Liberation songs. Sensual songs. Fun songs. Black ass music. 51 is too young. D'Angelo can't be gone.
October 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Are effing serious!?! I want to speak to all the managers. The wrong people are going! Gutted.
October 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If this season is as over as it looks, Bisciotti needs to go on and bring Flacco home to Baltimore. He is working his way through the AFC North, so let's just keep going. #RavensFlock
October 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I like the part where the people booed Cathy. #WNBA
October 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
All of Baltimore is ready for these shoes! Ravens are trash right now, so this my bright spot. 💜
Valkyries and/or Ravens fan?

The Angel Reese 1: Charm City will drop on October 24th.

#WNBA #NFL
October 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The Fire Harbaugh train is chugging right along. And take the DC and OC too!
He deserves even more boos and some tomatoes. Do this every time he shows his face.

#RavensFlock 🐦‍⬛
October 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Aces are looking unstoppable right now! Whew! #WNBA
October 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It's Game Day! Won't be mad if the Aces get another ring...but as a card carrying member of Terp Nation I can't root against AT, so I won't. Mercury in 7! #WNBA
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October 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Mercury/Aces Finals. Godspeed to all of us in the Eastern Time Zone. #WNBA
October 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I had a lot of thoughts about Napheesa Collier reading WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert from Genesis to Revelations. This much is clear: Cathy Engelbert can’t continue as league commissioner www.youtube.com/live/WcbD9BV...
Napheesa Collier ETHERS WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert
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October 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Wait! We won!?! Lil Uncle Paige is free from the foolishness!! Won't She Do It!! #WNBA
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September 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The Spark notes version of Phee's statement: #WNBA
September 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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🎶 Take a look, it's in a book 🎶

🥹 After nearly 20 years... Reading Rainbow is returning to motivate, help, and encourage kids to become avid readers with new episodes, new friends, new projects, and of course... new books! Make sure to follow the rainbow 📚🌈

#FollowTheRainbow
September 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
This team is a mess. All this talent and out here looking a mess. Fully prepared to go 4-13, and maybe that way we can get a whole new coaching staff. #RavensFlock
September 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Good morning to the San Junipero Hive! 😍 #BlackMirror
September 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
And that's why she's the Point Gawd!!! #WNBA
September 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Is Phx trying to come back!? #WNBA
September 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My rookie and daughter of the diaspora! Can't wait to see how these teams shake out. Ready for the new season! #WNBA
Official: Sonia Citron joins Unrivaled Year 2
September 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Woke up to see that the Fire John Harbaugh train has left the station! And take the line coaches as well. #RavensFlock
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September 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Make it make sense.
September 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM