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Playing old Nintendo games on Twitch (twitch.tv/BBQdotgov) & YT (https://www.youtube.com/@BBQdotgov). Aspiring to be Surgeon General of barbeque. Not government affiliated (yet).
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You Are Privy To a Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Presented without comment @sickoscommittee.org
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Presented without comment @sickoscommittee.org
Is the Modelo guy’s name just Moe Delo?
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Is the Modelo guy’s name just Moe Delo?
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counterpoint: the grid is a shape blessed by god
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
counterpoint: the grid is a shape blessed by god
I lived bitch
No stream tonight. Too ill after flu and Covid shots yesterday.
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I lived bitch
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The heart and soul of Trumpism in one tweet
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The heart and soul of Trumpism in one tweet
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@bbqdotgov.bsky.social has swears! They've used 248 profanities in their last 2,155 posts.
🥇 "shit" (36 times)
🥈 "ass" (22 times)
🥉 "fuck" (22 times)
🥇 "shit" (36 times)
🥈 "ass" (22 times)
🥉 "fuck" (22 times)
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
@bbqdotgov.bsky.social has swears! They've used 248 profanities in their last 2,155 posts.
🥇 "shit" (36 times)
🥈 "ass" (22 times)
🥉 "fuck" (22 times)
🥇 "shit" (36 times)
🥈 "ass" (22 times)
🥉 "fuck" (22 times)
@profanity.accountant So how am I doing?
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
@profanity.accountant So how am I doing?
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Nice! We run the burrito truck right next to this. They work their tails off over there at Parish, give them a visit.
The Batch backyard, where the trucks face, is extremely kid-friendly too, FWIW.
The Batch backyard, where the trucks face, is extremely kid-friendly too, FWIW.
Parish Barbecue @parishbarbecue in Austin is the best Houston-style barbecue joint that’s not in Houston. May latest for the Houston Chronicle. #HOUBBQ #ATXBBQ https://loom.ly/qnbRfsA
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Nice! We run the burrito truck right next to this. They work their tails off over there at Parish, give them a visit.
The Batch backyard, where the trucks face, is extremely kid-friendly too, FWIW.
The Batch backyard, where the trucks face, is extremely kid-friendly too, FWIW.
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The fundamental thing to understand about this administration is the president is a grumpy retiree. He has no interest in working anymore. Which leads to him being pissed that he is getting asked a question, pissed he has to show up and work, the scheming viziers running the show, etc..
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The fundamental thing to understand about this administration is the president is a grumpy retiree. He has no interest in working anymore. Which leads to him being pissed that he is getting asked a question, pissed he has to show up and work, the scheming viziers running the show, etc..
No stream tonight. Too ill after flu and Covid shots yesterday.
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
No stream tonight. Too ill after flu and Covid shots yesterday.
I am beginning to regret getting my flu shot the day before Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I am beginning to regret getting my flu shot the day before Thanksgiving
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You Are Privy To a Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
You Are Privy To a Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
QVC, are you shitting the entirety of my dick off with this? a VEST SCARF? Who is this for??? www.qvc.com/puffer-hug-4...
www.qvc.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
QVC, are you shitting the entirety of my dick off with this? a VEST SCARF? Who is this for??? www.qvc.com/puffer-hug-4...
It is time for a classic
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
It is time for a classic
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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This is the ultimate “bring back a past I’m nostalgic for without recreating any of the material conditions that made that possible.” Peak MAGA brain.
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is the ultimate “bring back a past I’m nostalgic for without recreating any of the material conditions that made that possible.” Peak MAGA brain.
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TEXT FROM MY 21yo NEPHEW: stole Duncan’s apostrophe
ME: What does that mean?
NEPHEW: text to speech sucks it was supposed to say stole Dunkin’s apostrophe
ME: I still don’t know what that means.
NEPHEW:
ME: What does that mean?
NEPHEW: text to speech sucks it was supposed to say stole Dunkin’s apostrophe
ME: I still don’t know what that means.
NEPHEW:
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
TEXT FROM MY 21yo NEPHEW: stole Duncan’s apostrophe
ME: What does that mean?
NEPHEW: text to speech sucks it was supposed to say stole Dunkin’s apostrophe
ME: I still don’t know what that means.
NEPHEW:
ME: What does that mean?
NEPHEW: text to speech sucks it was supposed to say stole Dunkin’s apostrophe
ME: I still don’t know what that means.
NEPHEW:
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one thing thats crazy about the current era in the states is that it is clear across most domains that science got processed by a lot of people as "traumatic encounter with the real" and now they are just making decisions based on that trauma.
elon, peter, anti-vaxxers, all the same problem
elon, peter, anti-vaxxers, all the same problem
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
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November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
one thing thats crazy about the current era in the states is that it is clear across most domains that science got processed by a lot of people as "traumatic encounter with the real" and now they are just making decisions based on that trauma.
elon, peter, anti-vaxxers, all the same problem
elon, peter, anti-vaxxers, all the same problem
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They truly believe this! Like when they arrest a noncitizen who committed a crime years ago and has been out of prison for a decade, they put out a press release claiming they saved the public from a serious threat, even if the person has been law-abiding for years and is a random ex-con doing well.
To paraphrase what an ICE field director said at a Texas hiring event earlier this year: what makes ICE different from other law enforcement officers is that we catch criminals "before" a crime is committed.
NEW: ICE has finally released post-shutdown detention data. The latest data reveals that a full 40%(!) of people arrested in the interior and held in ICE detention have no criminal record; no criminal charges or prior convictions. That is up from just 4% when Trump took office.
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
They truly believe this! Like when they arrest a noncitizen who committed a crime years ago and has been out of prison for a decade, they put out a press release claiming they saved the public from a serious threat, even if the person has been law-abiding for years and is a random ex-con doing well.
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Elon's "Rosebud" is posting. His deepest desire is for everyone to tell him what a hilarious and clever poster he is. The problem is that he isn't funny. And it kills him.
It explains why he bought Twitter. It's why Grok is the way it is. And it explains . . . whatever the holy hell this is.
It explains why he bought Twitter. It's why Grok is the way it is. And it explains . . . whatever the holy hell this is.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Elon's "Rosebud" is posting. His deepest desire is for everyone to tell him what a hilarious and clever poster he is. The problem is that he isn't funny. And it kills him.
It explains why he bought Twitter. It's why Grok is the way it is. And it explains . . . whatever the holy hell this is.
It explains why he bought Twitter. It's why Grok is the way it is. And it explains . . . whatever the holy hell this is.
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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every time someone puts this in my feed i get angrier and angrier. the country-loving conservatives squared the circle of living under obama and biden presidencies and still loving america by declaring those 12 years, definitionally, "not america."
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
every time someone puts this in my feed i get angrier and angrier. the country-loving conservatives squared the circle of living under obama and biden presidencies and still loving america by declaring those 12 years, definitionally, "not america."