Pinned
A man. A plan. A canal. Bathtub Salts.
It’s nice to be seen. It’s also nice to be left alone.
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It’s nice to be seen. It’s also nice to be left alone.
I just know
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I just know
Laundromats are hell
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Laundromats are hell
You want to be humbled? Get a job where you gotta clean toilets.
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
You want to be humbled? Get a job where you gotta clean toilets.
Salad and pizza
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Salad and pizza
If I ever got a windfall of money I’d fix my tooth and get a neck lift and a boob lift: yup.
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
If I ever got a windfall of money I’d fix my tooth and get a neck lift and a boob lift: yup.
Wow, today was an extremely average Tuesday. so excited to no longer talk about Tuesday.
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Wow, today was an extremely average Tuesday. so excited to no longer talk about Tuesday.
It’s finally Tuesday!
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It’s finally Tuesday!
Tomorrow is Tuesday
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Tomorrow is Tuesday
Thought tomorrow was Tuesday which it is not
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Thought tomorrow was Tuesday which it is not
Happy Dogs turning into many snowballs after they go outside season ⛄️
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Happy Dogs turning into many snowballs after they go outside season ⛄️
🎶 all I want for Christmas is glue 🎶
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
🎶 all I want for Christmas is glue 🎶
Celbrex is helping my chronic pain a lot. I am not A bot. Pain levels down by at least 50% so its worth a shot for anyone that can’t take ibuprofen <points at self>
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Celbrex is helping my chronic pain a lot. I am not A bot. Pain levels down by at least 50% so its worth a shot for anyone that can’t take ibuprofen <points at self>
My kid said “the bubble ceremony is about to begin” then ripped a huge fart in the tub.
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My kid said “the bubble ceremony is about to begin” then ripped a huge fart in the tub.
It’s wild to me that the slenderman stabbed cut off her ankle jewlery. soooo, check those wooded areas near madison. Coz that’s where slenderman is supposed to live. i wonder if she’s still trying to find him
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It’s wild to me that the slenderman stabbed cut off her ankle jewlery. soooo, check those wooded areas near madison. Coz that’s where slenderman is supposed to live. i wonder if she’s still trying to find him
My kid found a four leaf clover and then ate it so “the luck would always be a part of her”
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My kid found a four leaf clover and then ate it so “the luck would always be a part of her”
Had an extremely erotic dream 🛌
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Had an extremely erotic dream 🛌
Nothing lasts forever. Even cold November rain ☔️
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Nothing lasts forever. Even cold November rain ☔️
3 days off in a row starting tomorrow 🥰🛌
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
3 days off in a row starting tomorrow 🥰🛌
<Me with chapped lips> “I should eat ramen and take a Benadryl”
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
<Me with chapped lips> “I should eat ramen and take a Benadryl”
I 👏 am 👏 irritable 👏
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I 👏 am 👏 irritable 👏
Considering going to bed at 6
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Considering going to bed at 6
I’m less pain phobic these days
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’m less pain phobic these days