lil pineapple
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baseball shitposting bisexual virgo - my intrusive thoughts, for you ⚾️🏈🏀🏒✌🏻
Help the free sampler perfume I got smells like my ex gf
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Help the free sampler perfume I got smells like my ex gf
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
Remember how Drake dissed the Dodgers before Game 6?
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Remember how Drake dissed the Dodgers before Game 6?
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If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE
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I’m still processing this
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I’m still processing this
Fuck George springer bro 🥰
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Fuck George springer bro 🥰
My exes always texting during game 7 like not now
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My exes always texting during game 7 like not now
MR does not like Max tbh
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
MR does not like Max tbh
Men who treated me awful are also the ones who won’t go away when I cut them off. Bro leave me alone I haven’t seen you in 15 years 😭 I don’t want to now either
October 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Men who treated me awful are also the ones who won’t go away when I cut them off. Bro leave me alone I haven’t seen you in 15 years 😭 I don’t want to now either
Most of my old baseball Twitter friends are in relationships now and it’s really cute seeing everyone grown and happy
August 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Most of my old baseball Twitter friends are in relationships now and it’s really cute seeing everyone grown and happy
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tonight’s jays/dodgers game is a classic matchup, it’s the heterochromic vs the homophobic
August 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
tonight’s jays/dodgers game is a classic matchup, it’s the heterochromic vs the homophobic
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Still the greatest moment in the history of Dodgers-Blue Jays games was when Cody's pants fell down
August 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Still the greatest moment in the history of Dodgers-Blue Jays games was when Cody's pants fell down
Everyone’s MAGA grandpa in line at the pharmacy today. Wonder what they’re paying?
August 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Everyone’s MAGA grandpa in line at the pharmacy today. Wonder what they’re paying?
My brother is getting married on my bday because he forgot it’s my bday
August 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My brother is getting married on my bday because he forgot it’s my bday
Everyone’s Crochet parlay is fucked
July 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Everyone’s Crochet parlay is fucked
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i absolutely do not agree with recording strangers in public and allowing the internet to doxx them and ruin their lives. that being said, i do find the CEO/HR lady cheating drama very funny, because i am a bad person. two things can be true
July 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i absolutely do not agree with recording strangers in public and allowing the internet to doxx them and ruin their lives. that being said, i do find the CEO/HR lady cheating drama very funny, because i am a bad person. two things can be true
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[game show announcer voice] who’s ready to vanish into a mysterious fog
June 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
[game show announcer voice] who’s ready to vanish into a mysterious fog
Asked boyfriend to name a Met (“his team”) and he said Mickey Mantle
July 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Asked boyfriend to name a Met (“his team”) and he said Mickey Mantle
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would baseball be better if the bases made a soft moaning sound whenever a player slid into them
July 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
would baseball be better if the bases made a soft moaning sound whenever a player slid into them
Got seated next to the six straightest people I ever saw at Pride Night
June 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Got seated next to the six straightest people I ever saw at Pride Night
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‘Other states are next’: California Gov. Gavin Newsom addresses nation in speech against Trump
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Newsom Warns ‘Other States Are Next’ in Speech Against Trump
The California Governor addressed the nation as he pushed back against Trump’s response to unrest in L.A.
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June 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
‘Other states are next’: California Gov. Gavin Newsom addresses nation in speech against Trump
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Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
June 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize