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I’ve been droppin’ loads of these in my mouth all day #LoadWeek
November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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A pro-affordability, anti-Trump-corruption message unites the party. Every candidate can run on that, and every candidate can have their own take to fit that to their constituents. There's really no need to find fights to pick when the party agrees on more than it disagrees
Came here to say this, but Jamelle Bouie has this covered. 👇
When the Democratic tent includes candidates like Spanberger and Mamdani, there is no crisis, or fight, for the party. IT’S A COALITION, NOT A POINT ESTIMATE.
i want to repeat this: mamdani and spanberger have run similar campaigns tailored to their respective electorates and it is maddening to watch political journalists attempt to create some broad contrast where none exist
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Throwing on 11/27/98 set 2

…cuz this is a wipeout-fest.
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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I’m really starting to suspect that most of the tech bros haven’t actually read Tolkien, as they certainly don’t understand it.

The gentle hobbits save the “hard men” of Gondor, largely through compassion and selflessness. Not the other way around. The Christian parable is barely hidden!
Elon Musk: "It is time for the English to ally with the hard men, like Tommy Robinson, and fight for their survival or they shall surely all die" 29th October 2025. 2 million views in its first hour.
October 29, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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The #Orioles were 1 out away from being no-hit by Dodgers RHP Yoshinobu Yamamoto ... and then, Jackson Holliday hit a home run. His team-high 17th of the season.

The O's will not be no-hit tonight.
September 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series

2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves

2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros

2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers

2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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how to become the most famous will smith for one day
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Mona Zappa
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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AI @phish.com has arrived. 😆
November 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Toronto hasn't done this well in Los Angeles since Neil's hearse was randomly spotted by Stephen Stills and Buffalo Springfield was born.
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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You know that repulsive video of Trump in the F-16 dropping sh*t on Americans peacefully protesting his insanity? Well, I fixed it.

Here's who and what Trump is really sh*tting on each day...
October 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
How many Borgs has Skoi drunk?? Over / Under?? 15?
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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the freaking Portland protest frog is warming up in the pen
October 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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i’ve been to Phish concerts that didn’t last as long as this game
October 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Toronto Blue Jays watching Tigers and Mariners use up pitchers:
October 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Damn—that was some Bill Buckner level shit. I can’t imagine being that dude. What a fuck-up #phillies
October 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Portland is the hottest new war zone on the planet. It’s got everything: Inflatable animal costumes, dance music, Fred Armisen, and human fertilizers.

What are human fertilizers?

You know, it’s that thing, where weak men play dress-up in battle gear and go around acting like huge piles of shit.
a man is sitting at a desk with his hands folded
ALT: a man is sitting at a desk with his hands folded
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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"We were somewhere around kickoff on the edge of the broadcast when the drugs began to take hold. "
October 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Ugh. Saw a couple ghosts fighting tonight. Another sad example of wight on wight violence.
September 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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September 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
🤣 greatest LOTR analogy I’ve heard in a while…
Saruman’s scouring of the Shire is unlawful.

Here’s a thought.

Why don’t you fulfill your promise to bring down the price of pipe weed?
The Trump administration’s threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.

Here’s a thought.

Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.
September 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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As we get closer to the Halloween season, PSA for everyone to be on high alert!
September 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Does Tylenol cause childhood autism? We asked an elderly man dressed as Uncle Sam who drove 2100 miles to attend the Charlie Kirk memorial stadium event.
September 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM