🤯ainsley
@bananapopsicle.bsky.social
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𝔑𝔬𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔢 𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔰 ℭ𝔞𝔯𝔟𝔬𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔯𝔲𝔪
𝔑𝔬𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔢 𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔰 ℭ𝔞𝔯𝔟𝔬𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔯𝔲𝔪
LMAO their application specifically mentions diversity and inclusion and affirming LGBTQ+ support!!!!
June 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
LMAO their application specifically mentions diversity and inclusion and affirming LGBTQ+ support!!!!
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(content warning anti-lgbt) Town of Morrisville's official Pride event has allowed protestors to co-opt vendor space and re-accepted them under "free speech", please email the Town of Morrisville, NC directly to voice community concern using the template I'll post after
the town of Morrisville NC has accepted a homophobic/transphobic man to "vend" at their PRIDE event; this man literally doesn't sell anything, he just preaches hate, i've linked their posts below, please go comment telling them this is absolutely deplorable, offensive, and unacceptable
June 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
(content warning anti-lgbt) Town of Morrisville's official Pride event has allowed protestors to co-opt vendor space and re-accepted them under "free speech", please email the Town of Morrisville, NC directly to voice community concern using the template I'll post after
the town of Morrisville NC has accepted a homophobic/transphobic man to "vend" at their PRIDE event; this man literally doesn't sell anything, he just preaches hate, i've linked their posts below, please go comment telling them this is absolutely deplorable, offensive, and unacceptable
June 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
the town of Morrisville NC has accepted a homophobic/transphobic man to "vend" at their PRIDE event; this man literally doesn't sell anything, he just preaches hate, i've linked their posts below, please go comment telling them this is absolutely deplorable, offensive, and unacceptable
i might steal the declaration of independence
February 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i might steal the declaration of independence
a good actor should be able to piss on command
February 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
a good actor should be able to piss on command
one like and i'll go dig up the squirrel bones that i buried last april instead of working
February 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
one like and i'll go dig up the squirrel bones that i buried last april instead of working
good news everyone, i'm gonna become a welder
Texting @bananapopsicle.bsky.social but it's just each of us texting every thought and idea that comes into our head, and then emoji reacting to each other's thoughts inbetween
February 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
good news everyone, i'm gonna become a welder
i'm always super aware of my tongue etiquette at the dentist/ortho and i hope it doesn't go unnoticed
February 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i'm always super aware of my tongue etiquette at the dentist/ortho and i hope it doesn't go unnoticed
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Texting @bananapopsicle.bsky.social but it's just each of us texting every thought and idea that comes into our head, and then emoji reacting to each other's thoughts inbetween
February 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Texting @bananapopsicle.bsky.social but it's just each of us texting every thought and idea that comes into our head, and then emoji reacting to each other's thoughts inbetween
i wanna freaky friday with someone so i can personally pick all of the skin on my back that i can't reach myself
February 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
i wanna freaky friday with someone so i can personally pick all of the skin on my back that i can't reach myself
people just don't get gum stuck to the bottom of their shoes like they used to
February 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
people just don't get gum stuck to the bottom of their shoes like they used to
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sometimes thrashing around fixes you
January 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
sometimes thrashing around fixes you
singing cliffs of dover at karaoke but it's just me scatting the guitar parts for 5 1/2 minutes
January 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
singing cliffs of dover at karaoke but it's just me scatting the guitar parts for 5 1/2 minutes
omg @chadechad.bsky.social said it's bc "less cream cheese" is discounted now
i don't know what i did differently this time, but for some reason the deli only charged me half of the usual price for my bagel?? the guy confirmed $2.29 out loud, so it wasn't just (inexplicably) cheaper on the bank charge. i also tipped more bc the guy did it in less than a minute
January 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
omg @chadechad.bsky.social said it's bc "less cream cheese" is discounted now
i don't know what i did differently this time, but for some reason the deli only charged me half of the usual price for my bagel?? the guy confirmed $2.29 out loud, so it wasn't just (inexplicably) cheaper on the bank charge. i also tipped more bc the guy did it in less than a minute
January 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i don't know what i did differently this time, but for some reason the deli only charged me half of the usual price for my bagel?? the guy confirmed $2.29 out loud, so it wasn't just (inexplicably) cheaper on the bank charge. i also tipped more bc the guy did it in less than a minute
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the fifth fucking cheekface album
January 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
the fifth fucking cheekface album
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Heyyyyyyyy is the mental health professional community like.....okay
January 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Heyyyyyyyy is the mental health professional community like.....okay
loan wolf, lone shark
January 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
loan wolf, lone shark
earlier i was walking out the door and the fedex guy was literally on the porch about to knock for a signature, he startled me and i yelled AHH JEEZ in his face
January 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
earlier i was walking out the door and the fedex guy was literally on the porch about to knock for a signature, he startled me and i yelled AHH JEEZ in his face
what do we think the first human argument was over
January 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
what do we think the first human argument was over
imagine the comedy we'd possess if our bones were just a little bit flexible like gumby
January 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
imagine the comedy we'd possess if our bones were just a little bit flexible like gumby
kinda crazy that cars have headlights and taillights, but neither heads nor tails
January 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
kinda crazy that cars have headlights and taillights, but neither heads nor tails
whoever said the kitchen is the heart of the home clearly didn't have a coffee table in their living room
January 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
whoever said the kitchen is the heart of the home clearly didn't have a coffee table in their living room