Lemon J
@baloneyhead.bsky.social
DO NOT COMPLY.
The future is ours to squeeze.
Not an actual lemon. (he/him)
The future is ours to squeeze.
Not an actual lemon. (he/him)
Pinned
Lemon J
@baloneyhead.bsky.social
· Jan 22
sure, we all hate him but if he had ripped his malfunctioning robotic heart out of his chest and showed it to us, we’d have cheered.
that canceled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
that canceled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about
Ok, dumbass fuckface righties: explain why the minimum wage shouldn’t be $28 an hour.
The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Ok, dumbass fuckface righties: explain why the minimum wage shouldn’t be $28 an hour.
my wife has celiacs and my vegetarian ass thinks the life of the carcass you purchased is worth more than yours.
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
my wife has celiacs and my vegetarian ass thinks the life of the carcass you purchased is worth more than yours.
King Solomon was sexting Nuzzi? Dammmmmmn, girl.
I know there's still a month to go in 2025 but I'm ready to award the trophy for Take of the Year in the Caping for Fascists category.
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
King Solomon was sexting Nuzzi? Dammmmmmn, girl.
Thanksgiving? Please. He’s been pardoning turkeys all year.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Thanksgiving? Please. He’s been pardoning turkeys all year.
I’m late on this but wtf did Wicked do to Michelle Yeoh?
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’m late on this but wtf did Wicked do to Michelle Yeoh?
Been walking around singing Foreigner’s “I Wanna Know What Love Is” with an exaggerated voice but replacing the lyrics with RFK Jr’s romantic poetry
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Been walking around singing Foreigner’s “I Wanna Know What Love Is” with an exaggerated voice but replacing the lyrics with RFK Jr’s romantic poetry
Yeah but has she tried smoking a dog poo joint dipped in nuclear waste?
“‘We are in this magical, unique time,’ Sinema said of Trump’s health department, led by Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.”
Kyrsten Sinema Is Ready for Her MAHA Turn
In a new interview, the one-time Democrat says the movement for psychedelic medicine should capitalize on the Trump administration.
www.politico.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Yeah but has she tried smoking a dog poo joint dipped in nuclear waste?
fucking loser ass president
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
fucking loser ass president
You’re Gonna Need A Lot of Pot To Consume This Pie
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You’re Gonna Need A Lot of Pot To Consume This Pie
Donnie Tee is actually a decent nickname for a dude who’s life boils down to owning golf courses and hogging the good tee times for himself.
And then sucking at golf.
And then sucking at golf.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Donnie Tee is actually a decent nickname for a dude who’s life boils down to owning golf courses and hogging the good tee times for himself.
And then sucking at golf.
And then sucking at golf.
Nice of you to take my husbands dick out of your mouth long enough to join us here tonight
- things she could have said at the debate
- things she could have said at the debate
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Nice of you to take my husbands dick out of your mouth long enough to join us here tonight
- things she could have said at the debate
- things she could have said at the debate
There is absolutely no way lil’ Eric knows how to keep his bitcoin secure
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
There is absolutely no way lil’ Eric knows how to keep his bitcoin secure
All those old fuckers that voted for them are wondering wtf?
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
All those old fuckers that voted for them are wondering wtf?
“An extremely professional child rapist”
Karoline Leavitt claimed today that Trump was always "extremely professional" while hanging out with [checks notes] Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“An extremely professional child rapist”
Reposted by Lemon J
I’m at the Epstein Files
I’m at the Russiagate
I’m at the combination Epstein Files Russiagate
I’m at the Russiagate
I’m at the combination Epstein Files Russiagate
NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’m at the Epstein Files
I’m at the Russiagate
I’m at the combination Epstein Files Russiagate
I’m at the Russiagate
I’m at the combination Epstein Files Russiagate
It’s as if he raped a bunch of children and everyone is covering for him to persevere their own status
a man with a mustache has the word word written on his shirt
Alt: a man with a mustache (Ted Lasso) is saying “word”
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It’s as if he raped a bunch of children and everyone is covering for him to persevere their own status
telling Chuck Schumer to fuck off has become a full time job. This shit is tiring.
a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words seriously man just retire
Alt: a man and a woman are standing next to each other she says “seriously man just retire” to someone off camera
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
telling Chuck Schumer to fuck off has become a full time job. This shit is tiring.
magnets!
wile e coyote is holding a large magnet in his hand .
Alt: wile e coyote is tying a large magnet around his waist
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
magnets!
goddamn flea market Tony Robbins
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
goddamn flea market Tony Robbins
GD I wish my state had party affiliation so I could send a message
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
GD I wish my state had party affiliation so I could send a message