Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven
@balaenacetus.bsky.social
He/him/his 38 I am here to be as kind and understanding as I can. I may falter, but I endeavor to try.
Bi, out to myself and internet strangers, but to those I know, I'll be a mystery; ADHD, self diagnosed. Professional (not really) Internet Commenter.
Bi, out to myself and internet strangers, but to those I know, I'll be a mystery; ADHD, self diagnosed. Professional (not really) Internet Commenter.
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Just to clarify, not a bot. I'm just photos of myself on the internet shy (personal psychological reasons). DM me and I'll DM back an episode from the many series of Star Trek with my opinion of the episode.
How does one achieve such precumming powers?
To my Apple Watch who thinks the sound of the amount I precum is me washing my hands, my bad
Listen. Those of you who get my workout notifications: Just know that when I’m doing “mixed cardio” for 10-45 minutes at a random time…mind your business.
Thank you.
Thank you.
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
How does one achieve such precumming powers?
Should be Legislator, but an entire transphobic legislative body expiring works too.
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Should be Legislator, but an entire transphobic legislative body expiring works too.
Turtlenecks and long coats.
Tips for dressing like a slut in winter??
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Turtlenecks and long coats.
Pay my rent with it. Pay off student loans. Pay for groceries. Pay phone bill.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Pay my rent with it. Pay off student loans. Pay for groceries. Pay phone bill.
Immaturity really. Respect women (ALL, that means Transwomen inclusive, Transphobes can get the rack)!
how y’all look with “no women” in your bios
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Immaturity really. Respect women (ALL, that means Transwomen inclusive, Transphobes can get the rack)!
Sorry, some of us have poor mind body connection or sensitivity to such things.
When you’re giving him the gawk gawk 3000 and he busts without warning you
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Sorry, some of us have poor mind body connection or sensitivity to such things.
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stop making AI porn
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
stop making AI porn
This righty endorses measure. Paied for by the Righties Raised by Lefties Initiative (no so such initiative exists, endorsement is free).
Like stop the lefty erasure, even if they’re useless ass features I’ll never use like a utensil hook loop on a $10 apron
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This righty endorses measure. Paied for by the Righties Raised by Lefties Initiative (no so such initiative exists, endorsement is free).
Fortunately, some of us do. I was raised by two lefties.
Righties have no idea what we lefties deal with on a regular basis.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Fortunately, some of us do. I was raised by two lefties.
For as much as some (mostly straight toxically masculine) men talk about "fatherless" behavior, all of them display motherless behavior. And honestly we should be more suspicious of people with motherless behavior.
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
For as much as some (mostly straight toxically masculine) men talk about "fatherless" behavior, all of them display motherless behavior. And honestly we should be more suspicious of people with motherless behavior.
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transwomen are women
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transwomen are women
♡。 ／ ｜ ＼。 ♡
。 ♡。 ° ♡。 ♡。°
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
。 ♡ 。 ♡。 ♡ 。
♡。 ＼ ｜ ／。 ♡
transwomen are women
♡。 ／ ｜ ＼。 ♡
。 ♡。 ° ♡。 ♡。°
♡。 ＼ ｜ ／。 ♡
transwomen are women
♡。 ／ ｜ ＼。 ♡
。 ♡。 ° ♡。 ♡。°
I might be late with this, but I've been occupied, but my gods the new Florence + The Machine album, Everybody Scream (especially the Chamber Version) is fantastic and powerful. I think I've needed this.
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I might be late with this, but I've been occupied, but my gods the new Florence + The Machine album, Everybody Scream (especially the Chamber Version) is fantastic and powerful. I think I've needed this.
Part time jobs deserve living, thriving wages just as much as full time jobs. Period. Just because you want or can work a full 40 hours doesn't make you special, it makes you privileged.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Part time jobs deserve living, thriving wages just as much as full time jobs. Period. Just because you want or can work a full 40 hours doesn't make you special, it makes you privileged.
Thank you. So what if a woman enjoys your "work".
Pretty weird* to write NO WOMEN in your bio
*it's misogynistic, let's be honest
*it's misogynistic, let's be honest
November 3, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Thank you. So what if a woman enjoys your "work".
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But...on a serious note tho boys. I know its supposed to be fun, but there are benefits to busting a nut out constantly. Biggest being in men, it helps reduce the risk of prostate cancer. You don't need to participate in #NoNutNobember to put your health first. #gay #gaymen #daddybear
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
But...on a serious note tho boys. I know its supposed to be fun, but there are benefits to busting a nut out constantly. Biggest being in men, it helps reduce the risk of prostate cancer. You don't need to participate in #NoNutNobember to put your health first. #gay #gaymen #daddybear
I was given books to read with questionable anatomical drawings. Being circumcised as a newborn I didn't know what an intact penis looked like and the drawing of one in the literature was so bad that until I was 18 and had free Internet usage....
did anyones parents *actually* talk to them about sex?
its been a plot point in like every TV show and movie about raising kids for like centuries at this point but does it actually happen?
i think "the birds and the bees" speech is entirely a ficticious construct
its been a plot point in like every TV show and movie about raising kids for like centuries at this point but does it actually happen?
i think "the birds and the bees" speech is entirely a ficticious construct
October 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I was given books to read with questionable anatomical drawings. Being circumcised as a newborn I didn't know what an intact penis looked like and the drawing of one in the literature was so bad that until I was 18 and had free Internet usage....
I am the same, but what makes it worse is I can't perceive my orgasm nor the coming of one and I mean the sensory aspect of climax. I ejaculate fine (could be more, definitely could be more); I am anorgasmic, I just don't feel a pleasurable release.
October 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I am the same, but what makes it worse is I can't perceive my orgasm nor the coming of one and I mean the sensory aspect of climax. I ejaculate fine (could be more, definitely could be more); I am anorgasmic, I just don't feel a pleasurable release.
A photo you’d use as an album cover.
October 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
A photo you’d use as an album cover.
Live Laugh Lucy Liu
Live Laugh Liza Minnelli
October 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Live Laugh Lucy Liu
Live Laugh Lucy Lawless
Live Laugh Liza Minnelli
October 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Live Laugh Lucy Lawless
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"i hope this site doesn't end up like the last one :("
Hope has nothing to do with it--DO YOUR PART!
Twitter & Truth Social are dying. Their users are used to farming outrage for engagement. Don't give them any!
🚫 Don't argue with them!
🚫 Don't quote them!
✅ #BlockAndMoveOn
Hope has nothing to do with it--DO YOUR PART!
Twitter & Truth Social are dying. Their users are used to farming outrage for engagement. Don't give them any!
🚫 Don't argue with them!
🚫 Don't quote them!
✅ #BlockAndMoveOn
November 16, 2024 at 9:53 PM
"i hope this site doesn't end up like the last one :("
Hope has nothing to do with it--DO YOUR PART!
Twitter & Truth Social are dying. Their users are used to farming outrage for engagement. Don't give them any!
🚫 Don't argue with them!
🚫 Don't quote them!
✅ #BlockAndMoveOn
Hope has nothing to do with it--DO YOUR PART!
Twitter & Truth Social are dying. Their users are used to farming outrage for engagement. Don't give them any!
🚫 Don't argue with them!
🚫 Don't quote them!
✅ #BlockAndMoveOn
Boosting for support. Unfortunately, it is all I can afford to do at the moment.
October 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Boosting for support. Unfortunately, it is all I can afford to do at the moment.
If you were able to train yourself to spot a Photoshopped image at a distance you can train yourself to do this.
I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit
October 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If you were able to train yourself to spot a Photoshopped image at a distance you can train yourself to do this.
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I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit
October 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit