Bahram Shamshiri
@bahramj.com
Startup & open source dev—tinkering with the system.
@andrewmanganelli.bsky.social are you happy now i have folders in my dock
August 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
@andrewmanganelli.bsky.social are you happy now i have folders in my dock
ah yes, jenkins, truly the pinnacle of software engineering.
July 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
ah yes, jenkins, truly the pinnacle of software engineering.
🎶 let’s pretend it’s not the end of the worrrrrrrrllllldddddd 🎶
July 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
🎶 let’s pretend it’s not the end of the worrrrrrrrllllldddddd 🎶
BoxMux started as an internal tool for log monitoring. Needed a way to watch multiple log files side by side in the terminal. It grew into a YAML-based declarative TUI that runs shell commands in parallel threads and displays their outputs in boxes.
github.com/jowharshamsh...
github.com/jowharshamsh...
July 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
BoxMux started as an internal tool for log monitoring. Needed a way to watch multiple log files side by side in the terminal. It grew into a YAML-based declarative TUI that runs shell commands in parallel threads and displays their outputs in boxes.
github.com/jowharshamsh...
github.com/jowharshamsh...
can’t believe i have to say this, but runny eggs are a biohazard and should be banned. all of civilization is a byproduct of cooking food on fire. we are better than this. rise above your animal nature.
June 8, 2025 at 9:26 AM
can’t believe i have to say this, but runny eggs are a biohazard and should be banned. all of civilization is a byproduct of cooking food on fire. we are better than this. rise above your animal nature.
perplexity never rose above my line and now it never will.
May 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
perplexity never rose above my line and now it never will.
i spatchcocked a chicken and i liked it
May 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
i spatchcocked a chicken and i liked it
coming to you live from day 2 of my sudden hankering for scary movies which i’ve avoided like the plague but for some reason can’t get enough of now what is happening to me
May 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
coming to you live from day 2 of my sudden hankering for scary movies which i’ve avoided like the plague but for some reason can’t get enough of now what is happening to me
right into my veinssss
youtu.be/p0K7u3B_8rY?...
youtu.be/p0K7u3B_8rY?...
The First Interstellar Software Update - The Insane Hack That Saved Voyager 1
YouTube video by Scott Manley
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May 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
right into my veinssss
youtu.be/p0K7u3B_8rY?...
youtu.be/p0K7u3B_8rY?...
in other news, avril lavigne and simple plan just released a song what year is it
May 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
in other news, avril lavigne and simple plan just released a song what year is it
every single ui in java, and i would even go further to say the entire concept of javase was a mistake. so many good apps are unusable bc they have their ui in java and are now stuck with it. exhibit a: cytoscape.
May 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
every single ui in java, and i would even go further to say the entire concept of javase was a mistake. so many good apps are unusable bc they have their ui in java and are now stuck with it. exhibit a: cytoscape.
put a dimmer on a desk lamp but turns out LEDs don’t work with regular dimmers :(
May 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
put a dimmer on a desk lamp but turns out LEDs don’t work with regular dimmers :(
TIL studentization in stats is so named bc its inventor used the pseudonym “student” when he was at GUINNESS BREWERY in like 1900s and it was their IP so they restricted mentions of names or “beer”. they invented t-tests in a brewery to maximize their barley yield 120 years ago!
May 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
TIL studentization in stats is so named bc its inventor used the pseudonym “student” when he was at GUINNESS BREWERY in like 1900s and it was their IP so they restricted mentions of names or “beer”. they invented t-tests in a brewery to maximize their barley yield 120 years ago!
i want to wear my faded, old, worn-out superman t-shirt ironically but my partner won’t let me
May 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
i want to wear my faded, old, worn-out superman t-shirt ironically but my partner won’t let me
my dad texts me like we don’t know each other
April 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
my dad texts me like we don’t know each other
people of the actuarial persuasion were like what if we left math out in the sun, then pounded the shriveled-up carcass into dust, added some water, and used the bitter paste to plot exactly when everyone’s going to die.
April 22, 2025 at 10:51 AM
people of the actuarial persuasion were like what if we left math out in the sun, then pounded the shriveled-up carcass into dust, added some water, and used the bitter paste to plot exactly when everyone’s going to die.
despite enormous resistance, this is happening. grilled rabbit for easter. is that a thing? buona pasqua!
didn’t read the package(coniglio?!) and ended up buying rabbit instead of chicken. partner wants to feed it to bandit the street cat next time he shakes us down on our grocery route. i am researching stews. watch this space.
April 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
despite enormous resistance, this is happening. grilled rabbit for easter. is that a thing? buona pasqua!
you read sad stories on the news and remember how lucky you are and how little agency you have—bobbing like driftwood on tides of chaos. like no one had told me to not tell the officer on arrival that i’m here to stay and i’m never going back. but i did and somehow it worked out.
April 13, 2025 at 8:32 AM
you read sad stories on the news and remember how lucky you are and how little agency you have—bobbing like driftwood on tides of chaos. like no one had told me to not tell the officer on arrival that i’m here to stay and i’m never going back. but i did and somehow it worked out.
i keep mixing up the words quotient and coefficient
April 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
i keep mixing up the words quotient and coefficient
never in my life have i been as good at math as i am at this moment
March 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
never in my life have i been as good at math as i am at this moment
just finished silo. wtaf.
liking silo. stopped watching severance and see. platonic was pointless. liked shrinking until the guy from ted lasso(🤢) showed up. pressuring the grieving husband into caring for him was a step too far. that’s not, nor is it supposed to be, how life works. end of dispatch.
March 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
just finished silo. wtaf.
tradition is to play poetry roulette with a Hafez book, but my dad wasn’t happy with his pick so he skipped a verse. one realizes how preciously fragile life is in moments like this. it was close but we escaped the clutches of fate again this year thanks to his quick reflexes.🫡
nowruz in 5 min 💥🥳🎉 earth about to click into place hold on tight!
March 20, 2025 at 9:59 AM
tradition is to play poetry roulette with a Hafez book, but my dad wasn’t happy with his pick so he skipped a verse. one realizes how preciously fragile life is in moments like this. it was close but we escaped the clutches of fate again this year thanks to his quick reflexes.🫡
nowruz in 5 min 💥🥳🎉 earth about to click into place hold on tight!
March 20, 2025 at 8:55 AM
nowruz in 5 min 💥🥳🎉 earth about to click into place hold on tight!
i literally got goose bumps and audibly gasped when i saw this. i want one so bad it physically hurts.
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March 18, 2025 at 9:08 AM
i literally got goose bumps and audibly gasped when i saw this. i want one so bad it physically hurts.
www.tagheuer.com/it/it/segnat...
www.tagheuer.com/it/it/segnat...