Ba Dum Tiss
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Ba Dum Tiss
@badumtissco.bsky.social
We post daily dad jokes and puns and feature tees so funny they'll make your laundry basket giggle. www.badumtiss.com
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November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Sounds pretty a-peel-ing! #dadjokes #puns #monkeys
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
What did the fish say when he hit a wall?
Dam!
#dadjoke #pun #fish
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Why don’t big cats play poker in the safari?
Too many cheetahs!
#dadjoke #pun
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Five guys walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
#dadjoke
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Welcome to Ba Dum Tiss — where the punchlines are fresh, the tees are punny, and the dad jokes never end. 😎👕
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye deer
#dadjoke
November 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Maybe it's just a phase and he'll hop out of it! #dadjokes #puns #kangaroo #Joey #gamer
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What's a status favorite exercise?

Rock Climbing

#dadjokes #groaners #badumtiss
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Talk about having to find your true colors to survive. #dadjokes #puns #ship #sailors #memes
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What happens when a frogs car breaks down? #dadjoke #pun #frog #funny
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?

It was craving a well-balanced meal.

#dadjokes #joke #funny #jaguar #jungle #mealplan #Diet #badumtiss
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Reposted by Ba Dum Tiss
disappointed that moon pies aren’t made from real moon
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.

#dadjoke #pun #bearhands #joke #funny
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The other day a police officer pulled me over for driving with a mattress on top of my car.
He started crying as he was writing the ticket.
I was a little confused so I asked him why.
He said it was because it was a moving violation...
#dadjokes #pun #badumtiss #police #jokes #groaner
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Welcome to Ba Dum Tiss — where the punchlines are fresh, the tees are punny, and the dad jokes never end. 😎👕

Expect daily laughs, comedian spotlights, and shirts so funny they’ll make your laundry basket giggle.

Follow for your daily dose of humor —
#DadJokes #PunIntended
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM