bads85
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For many years, my mantra was, "Promise me you won't forget the memories that haven't happened yet."
Now it is more like, "Prepared to forget the memories I haven't even made yet."
Now it is more like, "Prepared to forget the memories I haven't even made yet."
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October 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My new gig (click to see):
www.milb.com/inland-empir...
www.milb.com/inland-empir...
A bear just ambled across my lawn. I hope he gets the gophers.
May 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A bear just ambled across my lawn. I hope he gets the gophers.
The Pope cheered for AJ Pierzynski. Let that sink in for a minute.
May 9, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The Pope cheered for AJ Pierzynski. Let that sink in for a minute.
Daughters are in town for IE 66ers game.
April 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Daughters are in town for IE 66ers game.
First batter at A’s game tonight with many empty seats in the background.
April 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
First batter at A’s game tonight with many empty seats in the background.
The Geico Gecko has jumped the shark. Time to put it down like unfulfilled dreams.
March 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The Geico Gecko has jumped the shark. Time to put it down like unfulfilled dreams.
Cactus League 2025. Some of these guys have been doing this with me for over 25 years.
March 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Cactus League 2025. Some of these guys have been doing this with me for over 25 years.
TIL the Yankees have a team barber, and I suddenly feel I missed my true calling.
February 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
TIL the Yankees have a team barber, and I suddenly feel I missed my true calling.
Hey, remember when Jim Harbaugh told his players not to eat chickens because they were nervous birds? What a crazy fuck.
February 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hey, remember when Jim Harbaugh told his players not to eat chickens because they were nervous birds? What a crazy fuck.
Happy College Baseball Season from the MLB Desert Invitational.
February 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Happy College Baseball Season from the MLB Desert Invitational.
Caribbean World Series. Quite the trip.
February 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Caribbean World Series. Quite the trip.
I am old enough to remember when the best way to prepare a deep fried turkey was to place the frozen bird in a rain forest and call in a F-100D strike. When the flames subsided, CRISPY PERFECTION!
November 28, 2024 at 5:12 PM
I am old enough to remember when the best way to prepare a deep fried turkey was to place the frozen bird in a rain forest and call in a F-100D strike. When the flames subsided, CRISPY PERFECTION!
Benching your senior QB during the game on Senior Night is a metal move.
November 16, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Benching your senior QB during the game on Senior Night is a metal move.
Lots of angry clown cars on the road these days.
November 15, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Lots of angry clown cars on the road these days.
Arizona Fall League action.
October 7, 2023 at 2:42 AM
Arizona Fall League action.
My daughter doing stuff beyond my grasp.
August 17, 2023 at 5:34 AM
My daughter doing stuff beyond my grasp.
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You get over here and euphemism me, before I metaphor all over this analogy.
August 10, 2023 at 6:20 PM
You get over here and euphemism me, before I metaphor all over this analogy.
Back when I was a young man and had a cool job.
August 7, 2023 at 7:06 PM
Back when I was a young man and had a cool job.
Friday night at San Manuel Stadium as the dogs of summer close in.
August 5, 2023 at 2:51 AM
Friday night at San Manuel Stadium as the dogs of summer close in.
Banality is a bitter pill to swallow, which is why you should wash it down with good bourbon.
August 5, 2023 at 2:34 AM
Banality is a bitter pill to swallow, which is why you should wash it down with good bourbon.
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The next time you see a child on a leash in public, it’s okay to ask, “Who rescued whom?”
August 4, 2023 at 10:16 PM
The next time you see a child on a leash in public, it’s okay to ask, “Who rescued whom?”
Buddy, we could use a man like Vernon Stouffer right now.
August 2, 2023 at 1:41 AM
Buddy, we could use a man like Vernon Stouffer right now.
Now this is a promotion with unlimited possibilities for disaster. https://twitter.com/LCCaptains/status/1685670208638210048
July 30, 2023 at 6:02 PM
Now this is a promotion with unlimited possibilities for disaster. https://twitter.com/LCCaptains/status/1685670208638210048
We were promised jetpacks. Where are they? That dream seemed to die about the time napalm was outlawed.
July 30, 2023 at 4:59 PM
We were promised jetpacks. Where are they? That dream seemed to die about the time napalm was outlawed.
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That asshole kid who said “present” instead of “here” in homeroom grew up to be the fifth dentist
July 19, 2023 at 12:28 AM
That asshole kid who said “present” instead of “here” in homeroom grew up to be the fifth dentist