babymicrowave
@babymicrowave.bsky.social
chicago
i challenge any bootlicker to a game of horseshoes
(dnd nerd with bad taste in music and an unhealthy attachment to both seattle baseball and atlanta basketball)
i challenge any bootlicker to a game of horseshoes
(dnd nerd with bad taste in music and an unhealthy attachment to both seattle baseball and atlanta basketball)
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One of our local sports photographers got a picture in the Time 100 Photos of the Year & to commemorate that I made this out of one of her other great works:
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
One of our local sports photographers got a picture in the Time 100 Photos of the Year & to commemorate that I made this out of one of her other great works:
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beautiful day for GUTTER
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
beautiful day for GUTTER
DMV: The Appointment: The Musical
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
DMV: The Appointment: The Musical
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Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect
September 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect
Clayton Kershaw - no shirt, no panties
Clayton Kershaw and the @Dodgers are used to the #CLINCHED feeling 😤
September 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Clayton Kershaw - no shirt, no panties
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yeah drugs are fun but have you ever heard U2 "beautiful day" playing in da grocery store
September 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
yeah drugs are fun but have you ever heard U2 "beautiful day" playing in da grocery store
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September 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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I think my favorite brand of online content in our current era is when someone makes a video saying “SCREAM at your mom for neglecting you and not telling you about this hack!!” and it’s some motherfucker nailing a paper towel holder into a wall to hang your hats from
September 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I think my favorite brand of online content in our current era is when someone makes a video saying “SCREAM at your mom for neglecting you and not telling you about this hack!!” and it’s some motherfucker nailing a paper towel holder into a wall to hang your hats from
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If you see this, it's too late.
September 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
If you see this, it's too late.
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
absolutely obsessed with appearing offline
September 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
absolutely obsessed with appearing offline
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I now understand why Mariners fans post every evening like they are dying of kidney stones
September 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I now understand why Mariners fans post every evening like they are dying of kidney stones
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BRO. THAT’S THE BOOK. THAT’S LITERALLY THE BOOK. WHAT THE FUCK.
Apparently Guillermo Del Toro has ruined Frankenstein by… being relatively faithful to the source material.
Oh my.
Oh my.
September 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
BRO. THAT’S THE BOOK. THAT’S LITERALLY THE BOOK. WHAT THE FUCK.
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
August 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
I’m sorry Aparna Nancherla
August 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m sorry Aparna Nancherla
I was checking the list of MLB's home run leaders and noticed that Cal Raleigh, Shohei Ohtani, and Kyle Schwarber all currently have 156 strikeouts.
August 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I was checking the list of MLB's home run leaders and noticed that Cal Raleigh, Shohei Ohtani, and Kyle Schwarber all currently have 156 strikeouts.
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Yo Worlds Beyond Number heads! Our social team is adorably asleep on the west coast so I wanted to let you know: Book One Finale should be out this afternoon. No cap, fam, HE A THICC BOI deadass. You’re gonna *love* it.
August 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Yo Worlds Beyond Number heads! Our social team is adorably asleep on the west coast so I wanted to let you know: Book One Finale should be out this afternoon. No cap, fam, HE A THICC BOI deadass. You’re gonna *love* it.
CRYING AND SCREAMING. GONNA THROW SOME CHAMPAGNE AT A BOAT
July 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
CRYING AND SCREAMING. GONNA THROW SOME CHAMPAGNE AT A BOAT
MIKE ZUNINO IS GOOD
Mike Zunino
Catcher
Debut: 2013 - Retired: 2023
SEA - CLE - TBD
Catcher
Debut: 2013 - Retired: 2023
SEA - CLE - TBD
Mike Zunino at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Mike Zunino
baseball-reference.com
July 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
MIKE ZUNINO IS GOOD