Luke Saucewalker
@ayyyetevin.bsky.social
At the end of the day……you still ain’t shit. ☺️
Nothing some booty can’t solve. Lalala
April 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Nothing some booty can’t solve. Lalala
So you’re saying that your kryptonite is having a good match?? Got it.
February 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
So you’re saying that your kryptonite is having a good match?? Got it.
When he starting investing in vials of TRT and hypodermic needles.
IE: He’s on fucking steroids.
IE: He’s on fucking steroids.
When did Shaun T get so damn swole?
February 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
When he starting investing in vials of TRT and hypodermic needles.
IE: He’s on fucking steroids.
IE: He’s on fucking steroids.
Now me and you both know….I’m ALWAYS up.
February 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Now me and you both know….I’m ALWAYS up.
Lmfao welp. Can’t participate in this one. I hope they all ___ in an ___ and their ___ fall ___.
5. Describe your favorite ex. What did you love about them? 👨🏾❤️💋👨🏿
January 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Lmfao welp. Can’t participate in this one. I hope they all ___ in an ___ and their ___ fall ___.
The safety in knowing that, no matter what, my truth has set me the fuck free.
1. What is the best thing about being LGBTQ? 🏳️🌈
January 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The safety in knowing that, no matter what, my truth has set me the fuck free.
An optimistic realist. Just because shit is fucked, doesn’t mean it can get unfucked.
2. Are you a optimist, pessimist, or a realist?
January 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
An optimistic realist. Just because shit is fucked, doesn’t mean it can get unfucked.
Making “top” or “bottom” your personality….
2. What is one thing you want the LGBTQ community to let go of?
January 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Making “top” or “bottom” your personality….
I really fell in love with the best kinda Taurus man 🫦🥺
January 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I really fell in love with the best kinda Taurus man 🫦🥺
Had a behavioral consult with a client about her German Shepherd’s anxiety. She proceeds to tell me about the dog’s anxiety starting around the same time as hers.
Me: and what’s been the cause of your anxiety?
Her: well my husband was recently diagnosed with erectyle dysfunction.
Me:
Me: and what’s been the cause of your anxiety?
Her: well my husband was recently diagnosed with erectyle dysfunction.
Me:
January 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Had a behavioral consult with a client about her German Shepherd’s anxiety. She proceeds to tell me about the dog’s anxiety starting around the same time as hers.
Me: and what’s been the cause of your anxiety?
Her: well my husband was recently diagnosed with erectyle dysfunction.
Me:
Me: and what’s been the cause of your anxiety?
Her: well my husband was recently diagnosed with erectyle dysfunction.
Me:
Did you just call me a “fake ass bitch?”
“Broccoli’s man-made…”
January 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Did you just call me a “fake ass bitch?”
I elevated a rookie to main event status. Your pockets are welcome, bitch.
Look how I ate you up at summer slam
The match:
January 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I elevated a rookie to main event status. Your pockets are welcome, bitch.
The fucking what? 😂
The Throwtep vs. McZilla?
The match:
January 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The fucking what? 😂
You’re small and incapable.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Tell me not to go to the gym today
We is re-….
January 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
You’re small and incapable.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
We is re-….
Us is we
January 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
We is re-….
Listen, it’s not my fault your old ass survived the asteroid. Fucking Pterodactyl body ass boy.
January 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Listen, it’s not my fault your old ass survived the asteroid. Fucking Pterodactyl body ass boy.
My temperament bipolar, I choose violence.
January 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My temperament bipolar, I choose violence.
Mega Deluxe Weenie Hut Jr.
January 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Mega Deluxe Weenie Hut Jr.
Commas are important. I’m not sure if you’re not putting anything up your ass but the entire Eastern Seaboard….or if my “Portsmouth puss” is headline news.
However, it seems to me that this just in….brotha on my arm, no brotha on your arm.
However, it seems to me that this just in….brotha on my arm, no brotha on your arm.
January 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Commas are important. I’m not sure if you’re not putting anything up your ass but the entire Eastern Seaboard….or if my “Portsmouth puss” is headline news.
However, it seems to me that this just in….brotha on my arm, no brotha on your arm.
However, it seems to me that this just in….brotha on my arm, no brotha on your arm.