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shaun 🐧
@ayylmaonade.bsky.social
i'm in my 20s, just a regular dude. software engineer at REDACTED researching autogressive transformer alternatives.

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elon really ruined ketamines swag, huh
October 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Basically me everyday.
July 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Hi. It's me again.
July 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Learn to love the soft, loving, familiar embrace of constant disappointment.
July 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Scientists have released the closest images ever taken near the sun, captured by NASA’s Parker Solar Probe flying 3.8 million miles above the solar surface.

See more images of solar eruptions on the sun: wapo.st/3Irm3P3
July 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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i’m at the taco bell
i’m at the urgent care
i’m at the combination taco bell and urgent care
June 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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ME: There's a lot happening, but I can handle it.

LIFE: Here's the one thing too many you ordered!
June 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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I'd love to go a day without being annoyed or frustrated or bothered.

But I'm a dreamer.
June 17, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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June 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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digging a grave in my backyard so I can lay in it for fifteen minutes before replying to emails from my boss
May 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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April 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Elon's weird obsession with the letter X is giving major arrested development vibes. You just know that clown used to have one of those mid-late 2000s tier gamertag littered with lower & uppercase X's. I'd put money on it.

"xXElon_MuskXx"
April 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I just got a pound of the sour powder from the sour patch kids let's fuck
April 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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i bet the realities of being a ninja really set in when you're trying to get all your throwing stars back after a big battle
April 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Notice to all corporations: if you try to pass the cost of tariffs on to me I will "pass" on buying your product. As far as I'm concerned this is a "you problem"
April 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Roseanne Barr’s Illiteracy Charity Snatches 100 Millionth Book From Child
theonion.com/roseann...
April 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
me fr
Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
April 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Woke up, checked the news, had a panic attack. ✨
April 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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its wake and vape for me cos uk rules to be legal with my prescription innit 😂😂😂
April 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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wake and bake
April 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Linus Torvalds figured out Microsoft’s agenda way before the rest of us. 🙂
April 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I'm glad bsky hasn't been taken over politics...
April 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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you have to be genuinely stupid as fuck to think american companies are going to respond to tariffs by building factories and moving manufacturing to the US. i don't know how else to say it. you have to be genuinely braindead
April 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM