Avery
@aviaries.bsky.social
Social democrat, Democrat, urbanism fan, they/them
Reposted by Avery
r. butt dryer pulling out a roll of toilet paper from a manila envelope during a press conference
October 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
r. butt dryer pulling out a roll of toilet paper from a manila envelope during a press conference
Blake Treinen ($22M), Tanner Scott ($72M), and Kirby Yates ($13M) this season:
115.1 IP, 63 ER (4.92 ERA), 13 BS, 28 meltdowns/40 shutdowns, 23 HR (1.79 HR/9)
Last season:
180.1 IP, 32 ER (1.60 ERA), 7 BS, 22 meltdowns/95 shutdowns, 11 HR (0.55 HR/9)
legitimately unbelievable
115.1 IP, 63 ER (4.92 ERA), 13 BS, 28 meltdowns/40 shutdowns, 23 HR (1.79 HR/9)
Last season:
180.1 IP, 32 ER (1.60 ERA), 7 BS, 22 meltdowns/95 shutdowns, 11 HR (0.55 HR/9)
legitimately unbelievable
September 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Blake Treinen ($22M), Tanner Scott ($72M), and Kirby Yates ($13M) this season:
115.1 IP, 63 ER (4.92 ERA), 13 BS, 28 meltdowns/40 shutdowns, 23 HR (1.79 HR/9)
Last season:
180.1 IP, 32 ER (1.60 ERA), 7 BS, 22 meltdowns/95 shutdowns, 11 HR (0.55 HR/9)
legitimately unbelievable
115.1 IP, 63 ER (4.92 ERA), 13 BS, 28 meltdowns/40 shutdowns, 23 HR (1.79 HR/9)
Last season:
180.1 IP, 32 ER (1.60 ERA), 7 BS, 22 meltdowns/95 shutdowns, 11 HR (0.55 HR/9)
legitimately unbelievable
This has been made fun of relentlessly, but I feel like no one has mentioned that this hypothetical strong sexy conservative man craves exactly two things from his wife:
babies and pies
babies and pies
September 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This has been made fun of relentlessly, but I feel like no one has mentioned that this hypothetical strong sexy conservative man craves exactly two things from his wife:
babies and pies
babies and pies
.@mikepetriello.bsky.social pointed out a few weeks ago that Mookie Betts had significantly shortened and flattened his swing after meeting with JD Martinez about his hitting woes this year, but it seems like in the last week or two he's found more of a middle ground.
September 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
.@mikepetriello.bsky.social pointed out a few weeks ago that Mookie Betts had significantly shortened and flattened his swing after meeting with JD Martinez about his hitting woes this year, but it seems like in the last week or two he's found more of a middle ground.
So how about that Louis Varland kid, huh @foolishbb.bsky.social?
July 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
So how about that Louis Varland kid, huh @foolishbb.bsky.social?
white boys wearing SGA jerseys in LA where has the Lakers brand gone </3
June 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
white boys wearing SGA jerseys in LA where has the Lakers brand gone </3
I'm sick to my fucking core dude buster posey got devers for a bag of chips and some dryer lint
June 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'm sick to my fucking core dude buster posey got devers for a bag of chips and some dryer lint
I hate the discover tab but some of the people I follow tweet way too much to use following
June 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I hate the discover tab but some of the people I follow tweet way too much to use following
Does @chadmoriyama.bsky.social (or anyone they know) have an idea as to why Josue De Paula might still be in A+? He's played 108 games there the past year and has a .420 OBP + has walked more than he's K'd. Is there some reason I'm missing as to why he hasn't been brought up to Tulsa yet?
June 11, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Does @chadmoriyama.bsky.social (or anyone they know) have an idea as to why Josue De Paula might still be in A+? He's played 108 games there the past year and has a .420 OBP + has walked more than he's K'd. Is there some reason I'm missing as to why he hasn't been brought up to Tulsa yet?
I have over 500 followers? yeah this website is fake as shit
June 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I have over 500 followers? yeah this website is fake as shit
LAX transit center opening day!
June 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
LAX transit center opening day!
is there baseball twitter on here
May 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
is there baseball twitter on here
man. if only this app wasn't boring as shit
May 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
man. if only this app wasn't boring as shit
.@foolishbb.bsky.social Was rewatching your OOTP24 video for some background noise and man this game is sometimes prophetic
April 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
.@foolishbb.bsky.social Was rewatching your OOTP24 video for some background noise and man this game is sometimes prophetic
I realize it's been pointed out plenty, but genuinely one of the most offensive things about these tariffs and the conservative reaction to it has been the immediate pivot from "I just want things to be cheaper" to "Money doesn't matter if we're buying American"
April 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I realize it's been pointed out plenty, but genuinely one of the most offensive things about these tariffs and the conservative reaction to it has been the immediate pivot from "I just want things to be cheaper" to "Money doesn't matter if we're buying American"
Fuck the Democratic party and the frauds that run it
March 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Fuck the Democratic party and the frauds that run it
It's striking how Republicans can only function if they view themselves as the opposition
February 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It's striking how Republicans can only function if they view themselves as the opposition
Hitler is burning the Reichstag and the SPD is going around waving papers saying "hey guys, you know he can't do that right! Someone needs to stop this guy!"
February 8, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Hitler is burning the Reichstag and the SPD is going around waving papers saying "hey guys, you know he can't do that right! Someone needs to stop this guy!"
every time I get a nytimes notification it's just "Trump administration to enforce new executive order forcing all puppies to be strangled"
February 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
every time I get a nytimes notification it's just "Trump administration to enforce new executive order forcing all puppies to be strangled"
oh boy! can't wait to see their valuable input!
January 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
oh boy! can't wait to see their valuable input!
doctor who special is good
December 26, 2024 at 4:53 AM
doctor who special is good
I have never once in my life wanted an app to open automatically when I turn on my computer
December 16, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I have never once in my life wanted an app to open automatically when I turn on my computer
I love how airlines are just reinventing business class
December 14, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I love how airlines are just reinventing business class
genuinely I don't think you could make a worse ballot if you set out with the sole goal of voting for the wrong candidates
Ballot #13 is from Bruce Jenkins. He adds Ichiro to his three holdovers with no adds or drops for returning candidates. With this ballot, we learn that CC Sabathia will not be a unanimous Hall of Fame selection.
Jenkins' column: www.sfchronicle.com/sports/artic...
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
Jenkins' column: www.sfchronicle.com/sports/artic...
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
December 9, 2024 at 12:09 AM
genuinely I don't think you could make a worse ballot if you set out with the sole goal of voting for the wrong candidates