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you want candyland? i only play chess ✨💎🏳️‍🌈🌉
30 |📍SF
yes my bluesky might be ending up turning into “what is austin listening to on trains” but what about it
April 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
do you think people on the train know i’m listening to what was that by lorde on repeat
April 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
WHAT WAS THAT
April 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
do you think people on this silly little train know i’m listening to a song this unhinged on my way to my silly little tech job
April 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i love flying and travel more broadly but 3 trips in march was too much lmao i cannot wait to stay my ass home in april
April 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
March 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
no california dates on the tour is my 13th reason
🚨 Lady Gaga announces the 2025 MAYHEM Ball tour.
March 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
made the meeting but missed my flight because of an American Airlines glitch lmao. fml
making it to the airport 9 mins before i have to join a meeting with a VP. will i make it? tbd
March 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
making it to the airport 9 mins before i have to join a meeting with a VP. will i make it? tbd
March 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
in the last week i:
- turned 31
- met queen rebecca black
- paid $280 after getting locked out of my apartment
- drove through the beaches of kauai
- overworked myself
- lived my best life
March 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
the face of someone who has both control issues and work/life balance issues

(i just took a redeye flight and am willingly going to the office)
March 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
dad’s in hawaii, don’t bother
March 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
slack is down so that means no work even if i’m in the office, right?
February 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
millie and i both got treats at trader joe’s tonight 🫶🏼
February 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
my first million: sniffles, but for gays who want to drink wine & cuddle. who wants to invest
February 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
cannot believe i have to work on this fake holiday while none of my friends do
February 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
honestly coming to really love miami. this is kind of wild as a place
February 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
phone started blaring out cockblocker by kim petras immediately as i sat down in my seat. (slut pop) miami here we COME
February 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
swissgear is the sketchers of airport luggage / backpacks and i’ll stand on that business
February 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i walked to trader joe’s in a monsoon, and here are the 25 things i learned about b2b SaaS sales:
February 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
trying to move with plants: my life with a pothos scarf
January 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
only one more marathon of a day and one more sleep before i move into my new apartment (!!!!!!)
January 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
a friend walked by the Tesla showroom in SLU Seattle this evening and apparently it got tagged 🥴🙂‍↕️
January 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Gone
open.spotify.com
January 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i have got to stop riding the market street owl buses this late at night.
January 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM