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Lo, cast thine gaze upon the meadow where I am wont to cultivate my fucks; and see’st thou well, it lieth fallow and void.
Hoping #Republicans kill the #ACA so that way the pendulum swings so far in backlash that we get #M4A
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
After careful consideration, if presented with the option of entering a 50-year mortgage or getting raped again, I would not hesitate to shove an airtag up my ass and register it to my abusers phone.

Yes, it is that bad.

#50YearMortgage
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
@riotgames.com Really needs to direct its next round of mass layoffs at the entire player behavioral department. I reinstalled after FOUR MONTHS of not playing. Guess how many games it takes to get a hard inter and an afk in the same lobby?

It was my second game. Bonus: BOTH ON MY TEAM.
October 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
7 SETS in 26
4 are UB
MtG is more UB than MtG
MtG is not MtG

In case anybody was wondering how 6 sets worked:
Never could buy or get FF or EoE entry
Innistrad and Tarkir out of stock since 1mo after release
Aetherdrift (Dog Poop) permanent entry pack!

#MtG #MagicTheGathering #UB #UniversesBeyond
September 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I've finally uninstalled League of Legends, not out of anger, spite, or hatred of Riot; but rather because I have truly grown so bored of the game and the hoops to jump through to get a good experience, that I haven't queued up in over six week.
September 20, 2025 at 6:41 AM
My 70-y/o boss has a habit of saying "that's what she said" at every opportunity.

I work in computer hardware. Very often the discussion involves inputs.
November 10, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Things that keep me "up" at night.

#DoubleEntendre
if a muppet sucks your dick is it a hand job or blow job?
November 10, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Look at this fat stupid fuck. I love him.
November 9, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I am a little concerned about #MonsterHunterWilds going forward, tbh.

I have a pretty solid PC. pcpartpicker.com/list/nn2H9C and I wasn't able to hit 60fps on 1440p even in camp. Had dips as low as 30fps in the actual game. Felt really bad.

#PCGaming #MonsterHunter #Optimization
pcpartpicker.com
November 9, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Oh, so we're training the algorithm to find the things we like? That's so neat. I've never been on the ground floor of something like this.

I like computer hardware, tech media, video games, human rights, equity, equality, rpg's, ttrpg's, aarpg's, mtg, cooking, game development, and education.
November 9, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Picked up Civ 6 again and I forgot how much I like it. Only issue is that I'm bad.

I think I need to go for an "easy mode" start. Fast speed, a science/diplo wincon, and then just QS and roam the map a few times to know what is where so I don't get blindsighted.
November 9, 2024 at 8:17 AM