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@auslandre.bsky.social
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I was a gifted musician/artist but now I'm a general contractor in my 40s with a 2 person business.
Anyways I'm a millennial so I don't own a house but my landlord is chill and paid me to remodel my own bathroom so I went all creative with it. Sometimes I just stare it bc it's so beautiful
Anyways I'm a millennial so I don't own a house but my landlord is chill and paid me to remodel my own bathroom so I went all creative with it. Sometimes I just stare it bc it's so beautiful
Why tf do we gotta follow Carroll around on this show? What is the sex guy doin?
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Why tf do we gotta follow Carroll around on this show? What is the sex guy doin?
Bugonia was fucking crazy
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Bugonia was fucking crazy
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I will not waste my time trying to talk sense into people who don't understand emperical reality.
Like...Dude if your pet politician voted for the bill Trump signed, they voted with Trump.
If I show you said pet politician's "statement on voting for" post, and you say they didn't?
JFC. Delulu.
Like...Dude if your pet politician voted for the bill Trump signed, they voted with Trump.
If I show you said pet politician's "statement on voting for" post, and you say they didn't?
JFC. Delulu.
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I will not waste my time trying to talk sense into people who don't understand emperical reality.
Like...Dude if your pet politician voted for the bill Trump signed, they voted with Trump.
If I show you said pet politician's "statement on voting for" post, and you say they didn't?
JFC. Delulu.
Like...Dude if your pet politician voted for the bill Trump signed, they voted with Trump.
If I show you said pet politician's "statement on voting for" post, and you say they didn't?
JFC. Delulu.
My sister's boyfriend won't stop loudly and badly singing and playing guitar at the Thanksgiving plz god someone make it stop
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My sister's boyfriend won't stop loudly and badly singing and playing guitar at the Thanksgiving plz god someone make it stop
Sometimes I just like to flex how much money I have to my dogs. Like they don't know any better lol because dogs are communists
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Sometimes I just like to flex how much money I have to my dogs. Like they don't know any better lol because dogs are communists
Pet Healthcare in America fucking sucks shit too
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Pet Healthcare in America fucking sucks shit too
I think "dynamic pricing" is basically the bat signal for Americans to start building the guillotines
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I think "dynamic pricing" is basically the bat signal for Americans to start building the guillotines
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Who were the Dems who voted to condemn socialism? They ALL need to hear from us. With primary opponents.
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Who were the Dems who voted to condemn socialism? They ALL need to hear from us. With primary opponents.
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genuinely hilarious that a Senator posted yesterday about how insider trading in Congress is bad and within 24 hours Congress got together to declare they will never accept socialism
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
genuinely hilarious that a Senator posted yesterday about how insider trading in Congress is bad and within 24 hours Congress got together to declare they will never accept socialism
It's pretty on brand for democrats to ban together to condemn socialism while Trump is on TV talking about how much he wants to suck and fuck mamdani and how awesome he is
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It's pretty on brand for democrats to ban together to condemn socialism while Trump is on TV talking about how much he wants to suck and fuck mamdani and how awesome he is
I think it's actually pretty insane that Trump either sucked a dick or fucked kids and his supporters think the first thing is worst than the second thing
But support him regardless
But support him regardless
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I think it's actually pretty insane that Trump either sucked a dick or fucked kids and his supporters think the first thing is worst than the second thing
But support him regardless
But support him regardless
I can't wait till he fucking dies man
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I can't wait till he fucking dies man
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Bovino is the kind of guy who gets power when people like Obama and Biden try to appeal to Republicans by “getting tough” on immigration, only to have the very weak leash taken off under someone like Trump. Lesson: stop trying to be and appeal to shitty republicans on this core stuff.
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Bovino is the kind of guy who gets power when people like Obama and Biden try to appeal to Republicans by “getting tough” on immigration, only to have the very weak leash taken off under someone like Trump. Lesson: stop trying to be and appeal to shitty republicans on this core stuff.
"The real $2000 dollars was the friends we made along the way"
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
"The real $2000 dollars was the friends we made along the way"
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People on the 'far' Left want Healthcare, Housing and good wages for all.
People on the Far Right want to deport or exterminate all the groups they don't like.
Not the same.
People on the Far Right want to deport or exterminate all the groups they don't like.
Not the same.
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
People on the 'far' Left want Healthcare, Housing and good wages for all.
People on the Far Right want to deport or exterminate all the groups they don't like.
Not the same.
People on the Far Right want to deport or exterminate all the groups they don't like.
Not the same.
What if he just didn't want the blowjob stuff to come out
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
What if he just didn't want the blowjob stuff to come out
Wait he sucked bill Clinton's dick off??
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Wait he sucked bill Clinton's dick off??
One Battle After Another is the truest most absolutely real movie ever made it could be a documentary i stg
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
One Battle After Another is the truest most absolutely real movie ever made it could be a documentary i stg
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i wish i could have been in the room when they were brainstorming how to solve the housing crisis and someone raised their hand and said "what about 50 year mortgages?"
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i wish i could have been in the room when they were brainstorming how to solve the housing crisis and someone raised their hand and said "what about 50 year mortgages?"
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After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
probably something an innocent man would do
Black phone 2 is such a stupid movie because half of America doesn't know what a phone booth is
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Black phone 2 is such a stupid movie because half of America doesn't know what a phone booth is
The girl i like is talking to me again!!!
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The girl i like is talking to me again!!!