Alice
@auroraborealices.bsky.social
Rain is the best weather that isn’t snow. Shimmery! I’m out in it to get PUDSEY CUPCAKES, what a day
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Rain is the best weather that isn’t snow. Shimmery! I’m out in it to get PUDSEY CUPCAKES, what a day
My highlights of Damnation were: 1. Ted Maul - a FRENZY! 2. Amenra. Like having your soul spray painted onto the ceiling then decanted back into your body in a completely new shape: like turning from a duck into a Pegasus: like wolfing out: eldritch, mind boggling. 3. The grindcore big 3
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My highlights of Damnation were: 1. Ted Maul - a FRENZY! 2. Amenra. Like having your soul spray painted onto the ceiling then decanted back into your body in a completely new shape: like turning from a duck into a Pegasus: like wolfing out: eldritch, mind boggling. 3. The grindcore big 3
Wormrot were incredible at Damnation. I had got myself very worked up anticipating the grindcore triple bill, and I’m not choosing a favourite set of those three because I don’t want to, but - this set was so sparkly and accurate and forceful
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Wormrot were incredible at Damnation. I had got myself very worked up anticipating the grindcore triple bill, and I’m not choosing a favourite set of those three because I don’t want to, but - this set was so sparkly and accurate and forceful
You know what is concerning: on the Pudsey ears headbands this year, the pattern on the teddy ear is loads of Pudsey’s face itself: like he has cloned lots of tiny versions of his own severed head, formed them into a dust and then somehow hoovered them up into his ear canal.
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You know what is concerning: on the Pudsey ears headbands this year, the pattern on the teddy ear is loads of Pudsey’s face itself: like he has cloned lots of tiny versions of his own severed head, formed them into a dust and then somehow hoovered them up into his ear canal.
Biscadora is such a hazard. She has learned to open doors with her nose.
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Biscadora is such a hazard. She has learned to open doors with her nose.
found out you can give NAD / Sirt6 supplements to your cats and dogs - called Pure Pet - to make them live longer, and sign me the fuck up, but: there isn’t one for bunnies!!! Biohacker laboratories fix it now, or Biscadora will bite you to death, thereby ingesting all your special pills
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
found out you can give NAD / Sirt6 supplements to your cats and dogs - called Pure Pet - to make them live longer, and sign me the fuck up, but: there isn’t one for bunnies!!! Biohacker laboratories fix it now, or Biscadora will bite you to death, thereby ingesting all your special pills
I have riffs withdrawal
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I have riffs withdrawal
The Joey episode of Heavyweight is my all-time favourite, just because Gregor is an absolute fuckin scream.
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The Joey episode of Heavyweight is my all-time favourite, just because Gregor is an absolute fuckin scream.
Never mind, I’ve just learned you can get a ‘foot long cookie’ and it’s harrowing, my good mood is ruined. An affront to my principles
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Never mind, I’ve just learned you can get a ‘foot long cookie’ and it’s harrowing, my good mood is ruined. An affront to my principles
Motorway service stations are exciting, aren’t they? I’m in a cool one called Hawk Moor and it’s surrounded by the loveliest trees
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Motorway service stations are exciting, aren’t they? I’m in a cool one called Hawk Moor and it’s surrounded by the loveliest trees
I had the most extreme amounts of fun at Damnation! A utopia. I’m sad that it’s over, and eating Skittles for breakfast on the ride home.
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I had the most extreme amounts of fun at Damnation! A utopia. I’m sad that it’s over, and eating Skittles for breakfast on the ride home.
You know what I really miss? Charlie Sloth screaming in his Radio 1 Saturday night rap show. I was having a very uneventful life in 2017, and that show: the crashing sound effects, that guy screaming his head off: it made my weekends.
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
You know what I really miss? Charlie Sloth screaming in his Radio 1 Saturday night rap show. I was having a very uneventful life in 2017, and that show: the crashing sound effects, that guy screaming his head off: it made my weekends.
I’m so so into this link.deezer.com/s/31xnIiTqHh...
The Sixth Circle
Portrayal of Guilt - song - 2021
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November 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I’m so so into this link.deezer.com/s/31xnIiTqHh...
That astonishing Celebrity Traitors finale reminded me that most people are interesting, kind and lovely: Nick in his sweet little red suit and bow tie. Like Rupert the fucking bear. It’s irresponsible to be that cute in public! You’ve got to get a special permit! You’ll have someone’s eye out!
November 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
That astonishing Celebrity Traitors finale reminded me that most people are interesting, kind and lovely: Nick in his sweet little red suit and bow tie. Like Rupert the fucking bear. It’s irresponsible to be that cute in public! You’ve got to get a special permit! You’ll have someone’s eye out!
Reposted by Alice
Trumpets.
Really good can either sound like something from the 9th level of hell or can especially sound really cheesy
Really good can either sound like something from the 9th level of hell or can especially sound really cheesy
November 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Trumpets.
Really good can either sound like something from the 9th level of hell or can especially sound really cheesy
Really good can either sound like something from the 9th level of hell or can especially sound really cheesy
Whilst I haven’t stopped to investigate why they burned an effigy of Keir Starmer - and I likely won’t read more about that - it is a huge relief to see public expressions of rage toward that man. His his name should NEVER be spoken with respect. A war criminal, a child killer. I hate him.
November 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Whilst I haven’t stopped to investigate why they burned an effigy of Keir Starmer - and I likely won’t read more about that - it is a huge relief to see public expressions of rage toward that man. His his name should NEVER be spoken with respect. A war criminal, a child killer. I hate him.
Yesterday, a little girl walked up to me and declared “once, me and my friend used Pritt Stick… AS LIPSTICK!” Then she laughed and ran away. Amazing!!
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Yesterday, a little girl walked up to me and declared “once, me and my friend used Pritt Stick… AS LIPSTICK!” Then she laughed and ran away. Amazing!!
Yeah ❤️
One week ago the owner of my local bodega told me he didn’t do politics. Tonight he was wearing a NYC “I voted” sticker, saw me and smiled.
“I changed my mind,” he said.
“I changed my mind,” he said.
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Yeah ❤️
This made me cry
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
This made me cry
No but we need more of THIS, it has gallumphing bouncy baneful magics. I have generally Victorian sensibilities for people rapping about sex but it’s Charli, so we have to just allow it. link.deezer.com/s/31vh5cimfy...
I Got It (feat. Brooke Candy, CupcakKe and Pabllo Vittar)
Charli xcx - song - 2017
link.deezer.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
No but we need more of THIS, it has gallumphing bouncy baneful magics. I have generally Victorian sensibilities for people rapping about sex but it’s Charli, so we have to just allow it. link.deezer.com/s/31vh5cimfy...
I hope her next album feels demonic and squeaky like this satanic hamster energy. I’ll stop talking about Charli XCX now. link.deezer.com/s/31vgvVRZ2D...
Roll with Me
Charli xcx - song - 2017
link.deezer.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I hope her next album feels demonic and squeaky like this satanic hamster energy. I’ll stop talking about Charli XCX now. link.deezer.com/s/31vgvVRZ2D...
I’m just going to listen to Vroom Vroom repeatedly until my brain feels fizzy actually 💖 BEEP BEEP
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I’m just going to listen to Vroom Vroom repeatedly until my brain feels fizzy actually 💖 BEEP BEEP