Alice
auroraborealices.bsky.social
Alice
@auroraborealices.bsky.social
Rain is the best weather that isn’t snow. Shimmery! I’m out in it to get PUDSEY CUPCAKES, what a day
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The Crowing
Coheed and Cambria - song - 2004
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November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My highlights of Damnation were: 1. Ted Maul - a FRENZY! 2. Amenra. Like having your soul spray painted onto the ceiling then decanted back into your body in a completely new shape: like turning from a duck into a Pegasus: like wolfing out: eldritch, mind boggling. 3. The grindcore big 3
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Wormrot were incredible at Damnation. I had got myself very worked up anticipating the grindcore triple bill, and I’m not choosing a favourite set of those three because I don’t want to, but - this set was so sparkly and accurate and forceful
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
You know what is concerning: on the Pudsey ears headbands this year, the pattern on the teddy ear is loads of Pudsey’s face itself: like he has cloned lots of tiny versions of his own severed head, formed them into a dust and then somehow hoovered them up into his ear canal.
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Biscadora is such a hazard. She has learned to open doors with her nose.
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
found out you can give NAD / Sirt6 supplements to your cats and dogs - called Pure Pet - to make them live longer, and sign me the fuck up, but: there isn’t one for bunnies!!! Biohacker laboratories fix it now, or Biscadora will bite you to death, thereby ingesting all your special pills
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I have riffs withdrawal
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The Joey episode of Heavyweight is my all-time favourite, just because Gregor is an absolute fuckin scream.
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Never mind, I’ve just learned you can get a ‘foot long cookie’ and it’s harrowing, my good mood is ruined. An affront to my principles
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Motorway service stations are exciting, aren’t they? I’m in a cool one called Hawk Moor and it’s surrounded by the loveliest trees
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I had the most extreme amounts of fun at Damnation! A utopia. I’m sad that it’s over, and eating Skittles for breakfast on the ride home.
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Sis
Pig Destroyer - song - 2012
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November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
You know what I really miss? Charlie Sloth screaming in his Radio 1 Saturday night rap show. I was having a very uneventful life in 2017, and that show: the crashing sound effects, that guy screaming his head off: it made my weekends.
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I’m so so into this link.deezer.com/s/31xnIiTqHh...
The Sixth Circle
Portrayal of Guilt - song - 2021
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November 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
That astonishing Celebrity Traitors finale reminded me that most people are interesting, kind and lovely: Nick in his sweet little red suit and bow tie. Like Rupert the fucking bear. It’s irresponsible to be that cute in public! You’ve got to get a special permit! You’ll have someone’s eye out!
November 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Reposted by Alice
Trumpets.

Really good can either sound like something from the 9th level of hell or can especially sound really cheesy
November 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Whilst I haven’t stopped to investigate why they burned an effigy of Keir Starmer - and I likely won’t read more about that - it is a huge relief to see public expressions of rage toward that man. His his name should NEVER be spoken with respect. A war criminal, a child killer. I hate him.
November 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Delighted to see this. Keep the Hobbits’ names out of your evil maw.
One from the actual Shire.
A demonic elon musk about to be burned in effigy. #Lewes #Bonfire #Sussex 🔥
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Yesterday, a little girl walked up to me and declared “once, me and my friend used Pritt Stick… AS LIPSTICK!” Then she laughed and ran away. Amazing!!
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Yeah ❤️
One week ago the owner of my local bodega told me he didn’t do politics. Tonight he was wearing a NYC “I voted” sticker, saw me and smiled.

“I changed my mind,” he said.
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
This made me cry
This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
No but we need more of THIS, it has gallumphing bouncy baneful magics. I have generally Victorian sensibilities for people rapping about sex but it’s Charli, so we have to just allow it. link.deezer.com/s/31vh5cimfy...
I Got It (feat. Brooke Candy, CupcakKe and Pabllo Vittar)
Charli xcx - song - 2017
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November 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I hope her next album feels demonic and squeaky like this satanic hamster energy. I’ll stop talking about Charli XCX now. link.deezer.com/s/31vgvVRZ2D...
Roll with Me
Charli xcx - song - 2017
link.deezer.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’m just going to listen to Vroom Vroom repeatedly until my brain feels fizzy actually 💖 BEEP BEEP
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM