Auntie Nattie
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Woke, crazy cat lady trying to survive the destruction of democracy
Woke, crazy cat lady trying to survive the destruction of democracy
Since every accusation is a confession, who is currently manning the autopen?
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Since every accusation is a confession, who is currently manning the autopen?
Not gonna lie: I don't trust a damn thing they say.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Not gonna lie: I don't trust a damn thing they say.
Trump can barely make it up the stairs and they're banking on him making it to 2028? I'm skeptical.
October 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Trump can barely make it up the stairs and they're banking on him making it to 2028? I'm skeptical.
Anyone else think RFK Jr's obsession with the sperm count of teen boys being low is going to morph into, "Well, since the old men have higher sperms courts, we should be impregnating the young women."
October 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Anyone else think RFK Jr's obsession with the sperm count of teen boys being low is going to morph into, "Well, since the old men have higher sperms courts, we should be impregnating the young women."
So, when it's a bunch of men in their 20s and 30s spouting dangerous, hateful rhetoric, they are just young men who shouldn't have their lives ruined, but when it's a 10 yr old girl seeking an abortion, she is a young woman who needs to be punished for her life choices? Got it.
October 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
So, when it's a bunch of men in their 20s and 30s spouting dangerous, hateful rhetoric, they are just young men who shouldn't have their lives ruined, but when it's a 10 yr old girl seeking an abortion, she is a young woman who needs to be punished for her life choices? Got it.
Next time Kristi Noem wants to use a restroom, I say let her, but only after demanding she and every other person who wants to use it has documenrs proving their gender identity matches their sex at birth. It's only fair.
October 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Next time Kristi Noem wants to use a restroom, I say let her, but only after demanding she and every other person who wants to use it has documenrs proving their gender identity matches their sex at birth. It's only fair.
$100 to the reporter who tells Trump the Bible says rich people don't go to heaven the next time he's rambling about it.
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
$100 to the reporter who tells Trump the Bible says rich people don't go to heaven the next time he's rambling about it.
So, we brought in $17 trillion in tariff revenue, but we can't pay furloughed government employees? Cool.
October 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
So, we brought in $17 trillion in tariff revenue, but we can't pay furloughed government employees? Cool.
With everything going on, I keep thinking about the book "Sleeping Beauties" by Stephen and Owen King. I could go for a nice nap and a length of time with no men.
October 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
With everything going on, I keep thinking about the book "Sleeping Beauties" by Stephen and Owen King. I could go for a nice nap and a length of time with no men.
I feel like using lie detectors to find a mole in your office is a little pointless when the leader was caught inadvertently sending war plans to a reporter. You don't have a mole. You have a moron in charge.
October 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I feel like using lie detectors to find a mole in your office is a little pointless when the leader was caught inadvertently sending war plans to a reporter. You don't have a mole. You have a moron in charge.
Yeah, the problem at the Pentagon is the fat generals and admirals, not the fact that an alcoholic tv show host is running the department
September 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Yeah, the problem at the Pentagon is the fat generals and admirals, not the fact that an alcoholic tv show host is running the department
After seeing the shooters, I'm looking forward to hearing how they try to blame liberals for the shootings today.
September 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
After seeing the shooters, I'm looking forward to hearing how they try to blame liberals for the shootings today.
Attacking protesters and civilians will never make you feel better about your tiny penis.
September 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Attacking protesters and civilians will never make you feel better about your tiny penis.
The writing on this reality show we are living is absolutely terrible. At least come up with some fresh ideas.
September 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The writing on this reality show we are living is absolutely terrible. At least come up with some fresh ideas.
At this point, I think if the rapture did happen, people would be completely unphased. We're all numb at this point.
September 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
At this point, I think if the rapture did happen, people would be completely unphased. We're all numb at this point.
So, can Tylenol sue the fuck out of Trump and RFK, Jr for saying their product causes autism with zero evidence?
September 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
So, can Tylenol sue the fuck out of Trump and RFK, Jr for saying their product causes autism with zero evidence?
Kash: "Look, our law enforcement is so effective that people just turn themselves in!"
September 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Kash: "Look, our law enforcement is so effective that people just turn themselves in!"
After the big day finally comes, how long do you think they will avoid telling us by releasing AI videos?
September 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
After the big day finally comes, how long do you think they will avoid telling us by releasing AI videos?
Um...no. With the amount of tax payer funds that goes into law enforcement, military, etc, you find him. Pretty sure I don't get paid to do your job.
FBI calling on public to help find suspect who fatally shot Charlie Kirk
YouTube video by Good Morning America
youtu.be
September 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Um...no. With the amount of tax payer funds that goes into law enforcement, military, etc, you find him. Pretty sure I don't get paid to do your job.
Reposted by Auntie Nattie
Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
What happened to Charlie Kirk is sad. But, about those Epstein files....
September 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
What happened to Charlie Kirk is sad. But, about those Epstein files....
I'd like to point out that this shooting occurred in one of the most white, conservative, Christian counties of the most white, conservative, Christian states.
September 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'd like to point out that this shooting occurred in one of the most white, conservative, Christian counties of the most white, conservative, Christian states.
So, disgruntled fanboy or the regime sending a message? What's your theory?
September 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
So, disgruntled fanboy or the regime sending a message? What's your theory?
I love how the team that constantly posts AI images and videos immediately tries to claim any actual document is AI. Go fuck yourselves.
September 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I love how the team that constantly posts AI images and videos immediately tries to claim any actual document is AI. Go fuck yourselves.
"Hi, boss. I won't be in this week and maybe next week too. I stubbed my baby toe, and I don't see things getting better."
September 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"Hi, boss. I won't be in this week and maybe next week too. I stubbed my baby toe, and I don't see things getting better."