Audra
audrathinks.bsky.social
Audra
@audrathinks.bsky.social
Love to discuss books, theology, baseball, dogs, and life as I experience it. Tired of the dystopian nightmare of billionaires holding us hostage on the socials. Fully aware this won't be my final stop.

📍 KCMO, U.S.
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I'm Audra. I work full-time as a book editor. I love to read. I love baseball, especially the Royals. I love dogs, especially beagles.

I never post about just one thing, so following me is about being along for the ride. Sometimes it's messy because so is life. But I do try to post dog pics often.
What are the puns that Yankees fans use to celebrate when Aaron Judge does something?

The Judgment is in?
The Judge has ruled?
You've been Judged?
Get the Judge his robe, court is now in session?

Okay that last one is a bit wordy 😅

But seriously. What do the fans say?
April 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
To follow that up, this whole game has been lovely. Lots of offensive variety, plus Bubic had a great start in his first return to the rotation since 2023! Still only the 7th inning but with the Royals sitting at 10-0, I am confident they should be okay to pull out this W.
That's the kind of first inning I like to see. Take advantage of the Brewers' PTSD following their opening series against the Yankees! #Royals
March 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
That's the kind of first inning I like to see. Take advantage of the Brewers' PTSD following their opening series against the Yankees! #Royals
March 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
#HEYHEYHEYHEY the Royals just won their first game of the season! So glad it was game 2 and not, like, game 10 lol
March 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Brewers pitching having a bad day today 😬😬
March 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This is not my primary social network right now, sorry, y'all. But maybe it can be for baseball. Because baseball is WEAK on Threads.

Anyway the Royals just sent it to the 10th for their Opening Day effort. There's been some doofus little league stuff going on with both teams all game long.
March 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I bought this house yesterday. I'm moving into it in a week. It's going to be amazing. I can't wait!
March 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I'm currently reading a book called Spare Room* and I can't help but hear it in a British accent and stylized "Spare Oom."

This is a Chronicles of Narnia reference.

*The plot of this book is basically "throuple thriller" and it seems quite bonkers honestly. In a good way!
February 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Update on this, friend 1 still dropped the ball but I've moved on. Friend 2 has started engaging my comments and adding her own comments in the discussion section of the buddy read on SG. She was late to the party (I've now finished the book), but still fun to talk about it as she reads!
I started two buddy reads back in November. Two books, two different friends.

I faithfully read & recorded my thoughts in the discussion sections on Storygraph. Both friends dropped the ball.

Like... This is why I've never bothered before. Because I knew people are too lazy to actually engage. 🙄🤦‍♀️
February 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I started two buddy reads back in November. Two books, two different friends.

I faithfully read & recorded my thoughts in the discussion sections on Storygraph. Both friends dropped the ball.

Like... This is why I've never bothered before. Because I knew people are too lazy to actually engage. 🙄🤦‍♀️
February 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Bartleby is a top tier relaxer
February 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I finished The Picture of Dorian Gray! It was a slow burn and I lost motivation near the end, but I made it!

Is it just me, or did this book used to be The PORTRAIT (of DG)? I feel gaslit about this because I can't find that title but that's what I remember calling it growing up!

#Booksky 💙 📚
February 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Finished The Shining. What a ride. Really great horror story, vintage/classic King. Totally get now why he didn't like the movie. The movie is also an excellent horror story. They're just not the SAME story.

#Booksky 💙 📚
February 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I'm 40 pages from the end of The Picture of Dorian Gray and I am STRUGGLING. 😭
February 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I've watched the movie The Shining, but I've never read the book. That changes starting today, I'm reading it for the first time!

#Booksky 💙 📚
January 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Finished this last night. 5-star read. SO GOOD.
And, just because I hate having ALL my reading dictated by other people (buddy reads, book clubs, etc.), I also started this chunker this weekend.

#Booksky 💙 📚
January 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
And, just because I hate having ALL my reading dictated by other people (buddy reads, book clubs, etc.), I also started this chunker this weekend.

#Booksky 💙 📚
January 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm doing 2 buddy reads.

It's my first time doing any kind of buddy read, and I've been enjoying Storygraph's buddy read feature for a way to collect all the conversation in one easily accessible place.

Been working on the first one for about a month. Just started the second today.

#Booksky 💙 📚
January 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It's hard for me to give energy to multiple platforms (because I am dedicated to not cross-posting word-for-word content), so I haven't been around here much lately.

Here's an apology tax. Bartleby and me just before going down for a nap yesterday.
January 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It's about this time of year that the hardship of the lack of baseball really starts to set in for me. A general malaise descends.

And then I usually pick a baseball book to get through the difficult time. ⚾ 💙📚
January 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
On Threads the culture was block early & often. I checked have something like 2500 profiles blocked over there. It wasn't just toxic, rude, harassing trolls, it was engagement baiters too. Hot takes got people blocked so fast.

I loved it.

That doesn't seem to be the vibe over here, though.
January 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Okay, 62 pages later and things are finally getting a bit more interesting. 🥳🥳

#Booksky 💙📚
This is my current read, but it's been really slow going. I'm 100 pages in but having trouble caring about any of the characters 😭

#Booksky 💙📚
January 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
So 5 or 6 months ago, I bought automatic feeders for my cats because we've had them 10 years and they've always free fed, but one is able to free feed without consequences and one definitely isn't. The one that can is a Maine Coon mix who's not as big as we hoped. About 12 pounds. Meet Malachi.

1/8
January 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I cooked myself a somewhat complicated soup for dinner tonight.

If you know me (and most of you don't), then you know this is momentous.

If you don't know me, then, well, you should know that this is momentous!
January 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Wondering if Bluesky is as rampant with the unsolicited advice as Threads is. I didn't have this problem in all the years I spent on Twitter, but Threads users were ALWAYS offering unsolicited (usually also irrelevant and unnecessary) advice instead of just... Talking? To people?
January 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM