vote for me as premier of alberta and i'll launch a program wherein adolescents with a tendency for hazardous thrillseeking will be hired to shoot tranq darts filled with flea and tick medication at moose and deer

man i could really go for a doomed expedition to the northwest passage rn

miya folick voice i'm a gemini

i literally just need to be turned off and on again. defibrillate me twice or something

google searc i got krazy glue all over my fingers while trying to erect a shrine to something irrevocably lost how to remove krazy glue from hands

let me just slip into something a bit more comfortable 😏 [high dives looney tunes style into a vat of acid]

the autism in action

I'm gonna do more in depth stuff and outtreach to make sure this is knocked out of the park but here goes: the crowdfund for my transition care stuff. I've finally got my consults! i am gonna need some help to make this work! Please circulate and give if at all possible, thank you!

i hope i'm not just an influencer to you guys but also, a nobody

wtf does invalid handle mean. my handle is one of the only valid things about me

when you're saying i should try to get out more and make more friends irl this is who you're saying that to

bluesky? um well while you're at it why don't you take a moment to consider the humble blueglow the adhesive on a bandaid or nasal strip wrapper emits when you open it in a dark room

A possum passed in front of me on the road and I crossed myself and whispered, Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world.

my friend willow is trying to leave a really bad living situation, please share or donate if you can
gofund.me/d6c5bb41

feel like pure shit just want her back

never been shot personally but i have to assume it's kind of like when you jam your toothbrush into your gums