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Public Enemy #1
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Would die for Green Day.
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newsom/whitmer ticket would go so hard but i also dont trust the dnc to not fuck it up™
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
the new single by mumford & sons + hozier is actually causing me emotional damage
November 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
My dog died so im getting crossfaded in San Diego
October 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
IM IN DA HOOD
October 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
if you see me in san diego in a week and im crossfaded, do not approach me
October 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
me when the family dog is worse and she's probably not gonna make it to her 17th birthday on monday
October 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
me after thinking the family dog was dying last night/today and it's just a uti but then ella the tiny cat that watches tv from her chair went over the rainbow bridge
October 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
yeah
September 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
they are gonna have to hire zoomer news anchors to be able to explain literally anything about Tyler Robinson
September 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
idgaf i think it's funny as fuck that they painted this person to be a leftist and it's literally an indoctrinated repub that grew up with guns
September 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
the internet hasn't been this funny since 33% claim denial rate man was clapped in the wee hours of the morning
September 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Reposted by Public Enemy #1
not now kitten, daddy’s preparing for the greatest day on the internet
August 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
people will tell me to not wish death upon people because im stooping to their level mf im going lower, im sitting here at 3am watching the pentagon pizza index praying on that man's downfall idgaf i am a class A hater
August 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
putting thc in nerds was a mistake because now i keep seeing the hatman in my peripherals
August 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
My old man cat, Tom, had a seizure today and I'm so mentally exhausted. I wish I could take all of his illnesses and issues upon myself so he could feel nothing but joy and freedom. It's genuinely not fair that I can't help him more than meds and cuddling.
August 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
nah because at least once a day or more, i stop and realize that i have to keep going without Lucy and it's like being shot in the chest all over again
August 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
trying so hard to find god again and all i find is silent aches
August 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
why does my birthday feel more like a "i survived i guess" more than a celebration
July 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
yeah
July 28, 2025 at 9:32 AM
ozzy osbourne dying this close to my birthday is fucked up so im gonna eat edibles the way he would've wanted
July 23, 2025 at 6:45 AM
"what are you doing for your birthday?"

idk man probably drugs
July 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
we out here high as shit, no pants, no bra, eating a honey sandwich, playing tft, and dancing to bruce springsteen
July 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
job hunting when ww3 is like right there is not great for the mental
June 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM