Ya Favorite Lesbian 📿
@astoldbyguru.bsky.social
They/Them/She 🏳️🌈.
Hampton U Alum ⚓️.
IG: @astoldbyguru
#PARLÉ🗣️ is the movement.
Student of life and its wonders.
Hampton U Alum ⚓️.
IG: @astoldbyguru
#PARLÉ🗣️ is the movement.
Student of life and its wonders.
shawty is insanity personified
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
shawty is insanity personified
It’s been a minute
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It’s been a minute
Haven’t been on here but I want to rant a little.
June 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Haven’t been on here but I want to rant a little.
Apple might’ve did its biggest one with that feature.
March 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Apple might’ve did its biggest one with that feature.
I’m actually fighting my life fr. 😭 I need one baddddddddd
You know what everyone needs to do at this very moment……
March 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’m actually fighting my life fr. 😭 I need one baddddddddd
this woman just like me fr 😦
March 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
this woman just like me fr 😦
niggas be getting so much money yet be homeless
March 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
niggas be getting so much money yet be homeless
just a little proof of life
March 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
just a little proof of life
I would like to amend my earlier statement
February 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I would like to amend my earlier statement
In a training session at work bored as fuck.
February 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
In a training session at work bored as fuck.
my problem is I like their asses 😭.
😔 bro I just want to the bisexuals to stay far away from me lord.
February 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
my problem is I like their asses 😭.
😔 bro I just want to the bisexuals to stay far away from me lord.
February 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
😔 bro I just want to the bisexuals to stay far away from me lord.
???????? Why would niggas call me crying? I’m so confused.
February 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
???????? Why would niggas call me crying? I’m so confused.
no thank you.
12. You get to make a new government rule: every politician must do _____.
February 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
no thank you.
Monica
11. Brandy or Monica?
February 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Monica
Stevie.
10. Stevie Wonder or Marvin Gaye?
February 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Stevie.
Do The Right Thing
8. What are your favorite movies of all time?
February 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Do The Right Thing
a blunt after work 🫶🏾
7. What's something that isn't therapy, but feels like therapy?
February 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
a blunt after work 🫶🏾
There’s a few but Remember the Titans
6. What film do you think you could quote 50% of the dialogue while watching?
February 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
There’s a few but Remember the Titans
Ten languages & music is a language 😉
5. Would you rather speak 10 languages fluently or be a master of 10 instruments?
February 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Ten languages & music is a language 😉
personal chef.
4. Would you rather have a butler or a personal chef?
February 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
personal chef.
When Instagram sold to Facebook.
2. When did social media start to go downhill?
February 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
When Instagram sold to Facebook.
Columbine
1. What was the first major news story you remember as a child?
February 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Columbine
Me and Who hours
January 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Me and Who hours