Assisted Living Band
@assistedliving.bsky.social
Philadelphia’s Premiere Walter Benjamin Experience “is Coming”
already came via Blight Records/Strange Mono
already came via Blight Records/Strange Mono
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“is Coming” and fully streaming as well as for sale via @strangemono.bsky.social and Blight Records on Bandcamp
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Happy 30th Anniversary to “Long Hair in Three Stages” by U.S. Maple
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Happy 30th Anniversary to “Long Hair in Three Stages” by U.S. Maple
Call your local representative and DEMAND the butthole surfers documentary have a full release so you can too.
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Call your local representative and DEMAND the butthole surfers documentary have a full release so you can too.
Daddy’s Little Consumer
October 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Daddy’s Little Consumer
The largest toilet manufacturers around these parts are American Standard and Bemis. I dont know which is funnier.
October 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The largest toilet manufacturers around these parts are American Standard and Bemis. I dont know which is funnier.
Id like to thank everyone who came to the tape release/benefit show. We raised a quarter of a million dollars for the NYT so they can write more op-eds about why infanticide is good for your mortgage.
October 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Id like to thank everyone who came to the tape release/benefit show. We raised a quarter of a million dollars for the NYT so they can write more op-eds about why infanticide is good for your mortgage.
Had fun playing some songs over at the radio station
September 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Had fun playing some songs over at the radio station
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#RedPlanet next up it’s @assistedliving.bsky.social #SpiritComb + new compilation tape out now on @strangemono.bsky.social + #NP WSUM 91.7fm Madison WSUM.org
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Spirit Comb, by Assisted Living
from the album Indirect Satisfaction
strangemono.bandcamp.com
September 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
#RedPlanet next up it’s @assistedliving.bsky.social #SpiritComb + new compilation tape out now on @strangemono.bsky.social + #NP WSUM 91.7fm Madison WSUM.org
strangemono.bandcamp.com/track/spirit...
strangemono.bandcamp.com/track/spirit...
“Indirect Satisfaction” tape release and benefit show to try and raise some more money along with tape sales. The liberation of indigenous peoples all over the world is our collective liberation as human beings.
September 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
“Indirect Satisfaction” tape release and benefit show to try and raise some more money along with tape sales. The liberation of indigenous peoples all over the world is our collective liberation as human beings.
Bandcamp “New & Notable.” A couple new songs with some rad bands for this charity comp from Strange Mono. All proceeds are being donated to www.Baitulmaal.org
September 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Bandcamp “New & Notable.” A couple new songs with some rad bands for this charity comp from Strange Mono. All proceeds are being donated to www.Baitulmaal.org
Driving to work today I saw a sign at @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social that the Loaded Italian is back. He is on the loose. Be safe out there. Its not over. Lock your doors.
September 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Driving to work today I saw a sign at @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social that the Loaded Italian is back. He is on the loose. Be safe out there. Its not over. Lock your doors.
We’re building a brand here. Something to the tune of sucking on raw gypsum until it forms a malleable, uniform paste that can be spackled into the smile lines of every network news anchor and social media influencer.
August 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We’re building a brand here. Something to the tune of sucking on raw gypsum until it forms a malleable, uniform paste that can be spackled into the smile lines of every network news anchor and social media influencer.
Don’t give up, skeleton!
August 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Don’t give up, skeleton!
The time you save shopping online is time you’ll never get back.
August 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The time you save shopping online is time you’ll never get back.
The show details are LEGIBLE on your flyer!? OK, Boomer..
August 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The show details are LEGIBLE on your flyer!? OK, Boomer..
We need more cops. If we had enough cops we could use the cops as housing. People could live inside of the cops. Imagine whole buildings made of cops. Everyone would be safe.
July 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
We need more cops. If we had enough cops we could use the cops as housing. People could live inside of the cops. Imagine whole buildings made of cops. Everyone would be safe.
Can anyone help me offload some diabetic test strips?
July 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Can anyone help me offload some diabetic test strips?
I learned recently that the average man over 30 has microplastics in their testicles equivalent to the mass of a credit card. Tap-to-pay has quite the future. Point-of-sale convenience is one of my biggest turn ons.
July 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I learned recently that the average man over 30 has microplastics in their testicles equivalent to the mass of a credit card. Tap-to-pay has quite the future. Point-of-sale convenience is one of my biggest turn ons.
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a phrase we should maybe meditate on some, and I do mean "meditate," like as a private effort, not talk about it or argue about its truth value, not respond in thread, just meditate, but like once a day, is Walter Benjamin's "fascism is the introduction of aesthetics into political life"
July 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
a phrase we should maybe meditate on some, and I do mean "meditate," like as a private effort, not talk about it or argue about its truth value, not respond in thread, just meditate, but like once a day, is Walter Benjamin's "fascism is the introduction of aesthetics into political life"
All of the institutional corruption doesnt surprise me; I can even get behind not one, but TWO Disturbed posters, but the least believable part of The Wire is that Nick likes GBV and Bellini.
July 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
All of the institutional corruption doesnt surprise me; I can even get behind not one, but TWO Disturbed posters, but the least believable part of The Wire is that Nick likes GBV and Bellini.
In my America there are only 151 Pokémon.
July 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
In my America there are only 151 Pokémon.
In The Future™
everything beeps.
everything beeps.
July 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
In The Future™
everything beeps.
everything beeps.
Shout out to the guy in RVA who was getting moved along by Bandito’s staff, for adding “they dont know what hard is, they dont know what WALL STREET HARD IS” to my vernacular.
July 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Shout out to the guy in RVA who was getting moved along by Bandito’s staff, for adding “they dont know what hard is, they dont know what WALL STREET HARD IS” to my vernacular.
The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best time is Genius of Love by Tom Tom Club.
June 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best time is Genius of Love by Tom Tom Club.