ArmyHottie ✊🏾🌿🌬️💜🏳️🌈
@armyhottie.bsky.social
Childish Millennial | Outsider Left | Problematic pop culture vulture with an average set of internet fingers. Stoniest of stoners. Megan Thee Stallion Defense Squad. Kamala shooter. Kim Line-biased ARMY. DNI 🔞-21.
Black women are the superior species.
Black women are the superior species.
Pinned
ABOUT ME before you bother:
✊🏾BLACK
🌿🌬️stoner
💜I’m not a regular ARMY, I’m a cool ARMY.
🏳️🌈homoromantic bisexual (don’t call me queer)
🔵 Outsider Left
🇰🇷💃🕺kpop hobbyist
ASK ME ANYTHING!
*Will evolve and amend as needed
✊🏾BLACK
🌿🌬️stoner
💜I’m not a regular ARMY, I’m a cool ARMY.
🏳️🌈homoromantic bisexual (don’t call me queer)
🔵 Outsider Left
🇰🇷💃🕺kpop hobbyist
ASK ME ANYTHING!
*Will evolve and amend as needed
Feeling disheartened by the Black men defending Diddy. I’m literally so disgusted.
July 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Feeling disheartened by the Black men defending Diddy. I’m literally so disgusted.
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racism
14. What shaped your political beliefs?
June 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
racism
Them: Tell me your unpopular opinion.
Me: No, I don’t think so. I’ll get canceled.
Them: This is a safe space. We listen and we don’t judgec I swear. Speak your truth.
Me: <my unpopular opinion>
Them: *rapid blinking*
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Me: You asked 🤷🏾♀️
Me: No, I don’t think so. I’ll get canceled.
Them: This is a safe space. We listen and we don’t judgec I swear. Speak your truth.
Me: <my unpopular opinion>
Them: *rapid blinking*
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Me: You asked 🤷🏾♀️
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June 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Them: Tell me your unpopular opinion.
Me: No, I don’t think so. I’ll get canceled.
Them: This is a safe space. We listen and we don’t judgec I swear. Speak your truth.
Me: <my unpopular opinion>
Them: *rapid blinking*
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Me: You asked 🤷🏾♀️
Me: No, I don’t think so. I’ll get canceled.
Them: This is a safe space. We listen and we don’t judgec I swear. Speak your truth.
Me: <my unpopular opinion>
Them: *rapid blinking*
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Me: You asked 🤷🏾♀️
Pride is hard to celebrate when it has devolved to shakin’ ass, poppin’ bussy, and drag when we ignore how and why Pride came to be in the first place.
People were murdered and hate-crimed back in the day for you to suck dick and shimmy your tiddies at noon on a Sunday in 2025?
Ion like it.
People were murdered and hate-crimed back in the day for you to suck dick and shimmy your tiddies at noon on a Sunday in 2025?
Ion like it.
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June 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Pride is hard to celebrate when it has devolved to shakin’ ass, poppin’ bussy, and drag when we ignore how and why Pride came to be in the first place.
People were murdered and hate-crimed back in the day for you to suck dick and shimmy your tiddies at noon on a Sunday in 2025?
Ion like it.
People were murdered and hate-crimed back in the day for you to suck dick and shimmy your tiddies at noon on a Sunday in 2025?
Ion like it.
I will NEVER see Saquon the same, bro. Dig him as a chess piece, but it’s gonna be hard to root for. MAGA, Christian money scheme hustling, and the shamelessness is too much. 🗑️ 🐼
It’s King Jalen and the Kings of Wide Receivers and Kings of Defense (-BG) ONLY in my house .
It’s King Jalen and the Kings of Wide Receivers and Kings of Defense (-BG) ONLY in my house .
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June 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I will NEVER see Saquon the same, bro. Dig him as a chess piece, but it’s gonna be hard to root for. MAGA, Christian money scheme hustling, and the shamelessness is too much. 🗑️ 🐼
It’s King Jalen and the Kings of Wide Receivers and Kings of Defense (-BG) ONLY in my house .
It’s King Jalen and the Kings of Wide Receivers and Kings of Defense (-BG) ONLY in my house .
I love men like this frfr
This will always be one of the most satisfying moments from this series 😁
RIP Nelsan Ellis
RIP Nelsan Ellis
June 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I love men like this frfr
I see your “crotch fruit” and raise you a “fuck trophy.”
As an owner of crotch fruit lemme tell ya 😂😂😭
June 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I see your “crotch fruit” and raise you a “fuck trophy.”
Just heard a woman being loudly threatened in a public space with “girldick” for not having Pride flags with the trans/black/brown colors on it. A trans Karen, if you will.
How’s y’all Pride going? 😬 😒
How’s y’all Pride going? 😬 😒
June 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just heard a woman being loudly threatened in a public space with “girldick” for not having Pride flags with the trans/black/brown colors on it. A trans Karen, if you will.
How’s y’all Pride going? 😬 😒
How’s y’all Pride going? 😬 😒
What is going on with India’s men jfc
May 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
What is going on with India’s men jfc
It might just me, but has FElon Musk completely disappeared? He was everywhere all the time all at once on the newsfeed and he’s MIA. Did he get deported???
May 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It might just me, but has FElon Musk completely disappeared? He was everywhere all the time all at once on the newsfeed and he’s MIA. Did he get deported???
I just got banned from Eagles Reddit for talking shit about Saquon 🤣
May 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I just got banned from Eagles Reddit for talking shit about Saquon 🤣
I just got banned by Eagles Reddit for trashing Saquon lol
May 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I just got banned by Eagles Reddit for trashing Saquon lol
Was accidentally pulling from a sleepytime vape and forgot I have a notary coming over for me to sign very important documents 👀 😴 #stonersky
May 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Was accidentally pulling from a sleepytime vape and forgot I have a notary coming over for me to sign very important documents 👀 😴 #stonersky
ABOUT ME before you bother:
✊🏾BLACK
🌿🌬️stoner
💜I’m not a regular ARMY, I’m a cool ARMY.
🏳️🌈homoromantic bisexual (don’t call me queer)
🔵 Outsider Left
🇰🇷💃🕺kpop hobbyist
ASK ME ANYTHING!
*Will evolve and amend as needed
✊🏾BLACK
🌿🌬️stoner
💜I’m not a regular ARMY, I’m a cool ARMY.
🏳️🌈homoromantic bisexual (don’t call me queer)
🔵 Outsider Left
🇰🇷💃🕺kpop hobbyist
ASK ME ANYTHING!
*Will evolve and amend as needed
May 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
ABOUT ME before you bother:
✊🏾BLACK
🌿🌬️stoner
💜I’m not a regular ARMY, I’m a cool ARMY.
🏳️🌈homoromantic bisexual (don’t call me queer)
🔵 Outsider Left
🇰🇷💃🕺kpop hobbyist
ASK ME ANYTHING!
*Will evolve and amend as needed
✊🏾BLACK
🌿🌬️stoner
💜I’m not a regular ARMY, I’m a cool ARMY.
🏳️🌈homoromantic bisexual (don’t call me queer)
🔵 Outsider Left
🇰🇷💃🕺kpop hobbyist
ASK ME ANYTHING!
*Will evolve and amend as needed
Joe Morton on Scandal is AWFUL OMG HOW DID WE WATCH THIS WTF
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April 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Joe Morton on Scandal is AWFUL OMG HOW DID WE WATCH THIS WTF
Why are barbz so ready to shoot at everyone and everything over a butterfly farting?
April 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Why are barbz so ready to shoot at everyone and everything over a butterfly farting?
I don’t know what this is about, but yes. This. All of it.
Moral of the story, Girl, fuck you. Lmaoooo people have been policing women and black women especially for wayyyyyy too long. There's always something wrong with what we are doing, saying, wearing, whatever ! Shut tf up! Disrespectfully 🤗🤗🤗
March 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I don’t know what this is about, but yes. This. All of it.
I can’t stand Cyrus and James on Scandal. I auto-fast forward through their scenes without fail. Huge age gap and neither are attractive. I know this makes me sound like a dick, but it’s my truth.
March 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I can’t stand Cyrus and James on Scandal. I auto-fast forward through their scenes without fail. Huge age gap and neither are attractive. I know this makes me sound like a dick, but it’s my truth.
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Hardcovers are ornamental.
Paperbacks are functional.
Paperbacks are functional.
Okay, do you prefer paperback books or hardcover books?
Most of the time I don't have a preference, UNLESS, it's in a newer series, then I really want them to match. Older series I don't mind mix matching so much, only because I usually buy them used.
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Most of the time I don't have a preference, UNLESS, it's in a newer series, then I really want them to match. Older series I don't mind mix matching so much, only because I usually buy them used.
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March 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hardcovers are ornamental.
Paperbacks are functional.
Paperbacks are functional.
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I have been having a hard time getting into The Priory of the Orange Tree. I’ve started and stopped it twice. I *know* I have to read this book, but snail pace starts are tough for me. Anyone else have this issue with this book? If you loved it, tell me when it starts to pick up 😊 #BookSky
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March 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I have been having a hard time getting into The Priory of the Orange Tree. I’ve started and stopped it twice. I *know* I have to read this book, but snail pace starts are tough for me. Anyone else have this issue with this book? If you loved it, tell me when it starts to pick up 😊 #BookSky
Waking up, making yourself tea, and immediately turning on 227 to be background while playing my video game is *peak* adulthood.
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March 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Waking up, making yourself tea, and immediately turning on 227 to be background while playing my video game is *peak* adulthood.
I’d like to see the rates of interracial marriages for the next 4 years. Wouldn’t at all be surprised if they dipped.
March 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’d like to see the rates of interracial marriages for the next 4 years. Wouldn’t at all be surprised if they dipped.
I am not having a good time.
March 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I am not having a good time.
Kinda over it honestly. 2 stars out of 10. Would not recommend.
March 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Kinda over it honestly. 2 stars out of 10. Would not recommend.