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Shitpost account for the TikTok News Frog
My Aunt: Don’t get too drunk with your uncle now….. you know how the two of you get.
My Uncle and I after splitting a bottle of bourbon together:
My Uncle and I after splitting a bottle of bourbon together:
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
My Aunt: Don’t get too drunk with your uncle now….. you know how the two of you get.
My Uncle and I after splitting a bottle of bourbon together:
My Uncle and I after splitting a bottle of bourbon together:
Forget about the days of Bald 4 Beiber…. We’re in the future now
September 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Forget about the days of Bald 4 Beiber…. We’re in the future now
….. Can you ask your husband if I can marry you for like five minutes or so, so I can get this kind of support
September 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
….. Can you ask your husband if I can marry you for like five minutes or so, so I can get this kind of support
The past couple of days is proof that giving debate bros any kind of attention or relevance was a mistake…. And that we should have bullied all of them into silence regardless of their political views
September 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The past couple of days is proof that giving debate bros any kind of attention or relevance was a mistake…. And that we should have bullied all of them into silence regardless of their political views
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Todayborday, I'd like to wish alla y'alls a Mario Paint Labor Day!
September 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Todayborday, I'd like to wish alla y'alls a Mario Paint Labor Day!
Random person: Are you okay?
Me: *smoking a cigarette in the rain looking forlornly ahead of me while Everlong by Foo Fighters plays faintly in the background* Yeah, why’d you ask?
Me: *smoking a cigarette in the rain looking forlornly ahead of me while Everlong by Foo Fighters plays faintly in the background* Yeah, why’d you ask?
August 15, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Random person: Are you okay?
Me: *smoking a cigarette in the rain looking forlornly ahead of me while Everlong by Foo Fighters plays faintly in the background* Yeah, why’d you ask?
Me: *smoking a cigarette in the rain looking forlornly ahead of me while Everlong by Foo Fighters plays faintly in the background* Yeah, why’d you ask?
Yes…. I am very proud of this meme I made lol
August 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Yes…. I am very proud of this meme I made lol
I FUCKING KNEW THOSE SWEDES WERE HIDING SUPERNATURAL SHIT IN THOSE STORES
August 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I FUCKING KNEW THOSE SWEDES WERE HIDING SUPERNATURAL SHIT IN THOSE STORES
If YouTube is going to start pushing ID verification…. I’m going to start sending them packages of literal shit direct to Google HQ
August 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
If YouTube is going to start pushing ID verification…. I’m going to start sending them packages of literal shit direct to Google HQ
You missed the vote to go on fucking Colbert…. You chose a talk show over an important vote…..
My statement on the Senate votes to block arms sales to Israel. (1/5)
August 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
You missed the vote to go on fucking Colbert…. You chose a talk show over an important vote…..
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Nobody writes songs about arguing with your girlfriend, watching X Files, ordering Chinese food, and being horny for Sailor Moon anymore.
July 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Nobody writes songs about arguing with your girlfriend, watching X Files, ordering Chinese food, and being horny for Sailor Moon anymore.
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Keep calling Visa. It’s working.
July 29, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Keep calling Visa. It’s working.
Lol. These dipshits are trying to make it sound Hulk Hogan was assassinated. It’s not like he was a 71 year old man who went through decades of steroid abuse and numerous surgeries. Nope, it’s because he supported Trump
July 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Lol. These dipshits are trying to make it sound Hulk Hogan was assassinated. It’s not like he was a 71 year old man who went through decades of steroid abuse and numerous surgeries. Nope, it’s because he supported Trump
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One time I was driving with a friend to Round 1 Exton and forgot what cows were called so I pointed to a field of cows and said "look, milk horses!"
Share a piece of lore about yourself
Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
July 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
One time I was driving with a friend to Round 1 Exton and forgot what cows were called so I pointed to a field of cows and said "look, milk horses!"
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"Show me that butthole" is five syllables, if you're ever writing a haiku and don't know how to end it
July 12, 2024 at 3:57 PM
"Show me that butthole" is five syllables, if you're ever writing a haiku and don't know how to end it
Why was TikTok even worth saving lol?
June 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Why was TikTok even worth saving lol?
Roommate: I’m heading out
Me: *walks out of room* Have fun and stay cool
Roommate: *wearing a fedora and carrying a styrofoam mannequin head on a tripod* I’m always cool.
Me: *looks at roommate and slowly turns towards the bathroom* Motherfucker….
Me: *walks out of room* Have fun and stay cool
Roommate: *wearing a fedora and carrying a styrofoam mannequin head on a tripod* I’m always cool.
Me: *looks at roommate and slowly turns towards the bathroom* Motherfucker….
June 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Roommate: I’m heading out
Me: *walks out of room* Have fun and stay cool
Roommate: *wearing a fedora and carrying a styrofoam mannequin head on a tripod* I’m always cool.
Me: *looks at roommate and slowly turns towards the bathroom* Motherfucker….
Me: *walks out of room* Have fun and stay cool
Roommate: *wearing a fedora and carrying a styrofoam mannequin head on a tripod* I’m always cool.
Me: *looks at roommate and slowly turns towards the bathroom* Motherfucker….
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"what were the 2000s like?" they were just this. nintendo sold a tribal tattoo game console and it came with a winamp skin
June 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"what were the 2000s like?" they were just this. nintendo sold a tribal tattoo game console and it came with a winamp skin
Happy Bill and Ted Day everyone! youtu.be/-qmqFzR8bR4?...
In Time
YouTube video by Robbie Robb - Topic
youtu.be
June 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Happy Bill and Ted Day everyone! youtu.be/-qmqFzR8bR4?...
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We were at the beach
Everybody had
Matching towels
Somebody went
Under a dock
And there they saw
A rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a
RIIIIIIDGE RACERRRRRR
Everybody had
Matching towels
Somebody went
Under a dock
And there they saw
A rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a
RIIIIIIDGE RACERRRRRR
June 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
We were at the beach
Everybody had
Matching towels
Somebody went
Under a dock
And there they saw
A rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a
RIIIIIIDGE RACERRRRRR
Everybody had
Matching towels
Somebody went
Under a dock
And there they saw
A rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a
RIIIIIIDGE RACERRRRRR
