The Apartment Woodworker
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Woodworking for the Urban Apartment Dweller
Visit www.theapartmentwoodworker.com for Projects, Tips and Tricks, and other Ruminations about Small-Space Woodworking.
Visit www.theapartmentwoodworker.com for Projects, Tips and Tricks, and other Ruminations about Small-Space Woodworking.
My rant on Magic: the Gathering Universes Beyond and why Aetherdrift deserves more love.
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#Magic:theGathering #MTG #MTGA #Aetherdrift
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#Magic:theGathering #MTG #MTGA #Aetherdrift
In Defense of Aetherdrift
For those who only know me as a woodworker, you probably won’t be surprised to hear that I also love Magic: the Gathering. I’m in my mid 40’s and my first pack of Magic was Unlimi…
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November 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My rant on Magic: the Gathering Universes Beyond and why Aetherdrift deserves more love.
theapartmentwoodworker.com/2025/11/08/i...
#Magic:theGathering #MTG #MTGA #Aetherdrift
theapartmentwoodworker.com/2025/11/08/i...
#Magic:theGathering #MTG #MTGA #Aetherdrift
November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. #nevergonnagiveyouup
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. #nevergonnagiveyouup
My #woodworking dust extractor vacuum unit crapped out after 13 years. It just randomly turned on (during a conference call), wheezed a long, high pitched sound, and slowly ran down until it was unresponsive. I'm sad, but not distraught. They don't make the filters anymore. It was time. #RIP #HEPA
October 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My #woodworking dust extractor vacuum unit crapped out after 13 years. It just randomly turned on (during a conference call), wheezed a long, high pitched sound, and slowly ran down until it was unresponsive. I'm sad, but not distraught. They don't make the filters anymore. It was time. #RIP #HEPA
"God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys is the greatest song ever written. I will fight you.
October 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys is the greatest song ever written. I will fight you.
If I ever won election, I would swear my oath of office on a copy of The Silmarillion.
October 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
If I ever won election, I would swear my oath of office on a copy of The Silmarillion.
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! A saint!
October 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! A saint!
When you're feeling down, just input "Play Album I Get Wet" to whatever your music streaming service may be. Andrew W.K. is both a hero and a humanitarian. #partyhard #igetwet
September 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
When you're feeling down, just input "Play Album I Get Wet" to whatever your music streaming service may be. Andrew W.K. is both a hero and a humanitarian. #partyhard #igetwet
If the Mets don't make the playoffs, I expect both David Stearns and Carlos Mendoza to be fired immediately. I'm so glad I only gave them my money for one game back in May. The team is not putting a good or enjoyable product out there with any consistency.
September 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If the Mets don't make the playoffs, I expect both David Stearns and Carlos Mendoza to be fired immediately. I'm so glad I only gave them my money for one game back in May. The team is not putting a good or enjoyable product out there with any consistency.
It's not a tool chest until it has my alma mater emblazoned. #woodworking #fancyladacademy
September 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
It's not a tool chest until it has my alma mater emblazoned. #woodworking #fancyladacademy
Right now, we are exactly as far away from January 6th insurrection as the city of New York in Ghostbusters 2 was from Ghostbusters 1. I guess human nature closed that plot hole in Ghostbusters 2.
September 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Right now, we are exactly as far away from January 6th insurrection as the city of New York in Ghostbusters 2 was from Ghostbusters 1. I guess human nature closed that plot hole in Ghostbusters 2.
Something a tad muted for the new traveling tool chest paint. Called Cavalry Brown; it's home center stuff with just a slight touch of green. More on the actual chest and kit on the blog later this week. #woodworking #essentialtoolkit #paintedfurniture
September 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Something a tad muted for the new traveling tool chest paint. Called Cavalry Brown; it's home center stuff with just a slight touch of green. More on the actual chest and kit on the blog later this week. #woodworking #essentialtoolkit #paintedfurniture
At this point, I'd be interested in patronizing any Company that would affirmatively promise "We don't use AI and will never push it on you".
September 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
At this point, I'd be interested in patronizing any Company that would affirmatively promise "We don't use AI and will never push it on you".
That's not a baby coffin, I swear. #woodworking
September 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
That's not a baby coffin, I swear. #woodworking
August 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I wish it was easier to turn legal CLE PowerPoint presentations into a prose book. But I also decided my next book will be titled "So You'd Like to be Estranged from your Family". Because despite being an M&A attorney for 17 years, what I'm really great at is being that black sheep son. #M&A
July 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I wish it was easier to turn legal CLE PowerPoint presentations into a prose book. But I also decided my next book will be titled "So You'd Like to be Estranged from your Family". Because despite being an M&A attorney for 17 years, what I'm really great at is being that black sheep son. #M&A
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In my head canon, Obi-wan and Ventress ended up together. #maythefourth #starwars
May 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
In my head canon, Obi-wan and Ventress ended up together. #maythefourth #starwars
My RDW standard deck was decimated by the recent bans, so I'm pivoting to silly ass angel weenie. I think it's technically midrange, but still. #mtga #magicthegathering
July 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My RDW standard deck was decimated by the recent bans, so I'm pivoting to silly ass angel weenie. I think it's technically midrange, but still. #mtga #magicthegathering
June 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The Magic the Gathering: Arena Final Fantasy jump start event is a super great value. 1000 gold for what is essentially 3 packs (40 cards, 2 rares plus a chance at another rare if you win the match). I am spamming it right now.
June 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The Magic the Gathering: Arena Final Fantasy jump start event is a super great value. 1000 gold for what is essentially 3 packs (40 cards, 2 rares plus a chance at another rare if you win the match). I am spamming it right now.