April Salazar
@aprilsalazar.bsky.social
Writer. Storyteller. Costco enthusiast.
Credits include The Moth, The New York Times, and Latino USA. #Binder (she/hers)
aprilsalazar.com
Credits include The Moth, The New York Times, and Latino USA. #Binder (she/hers)
aprilsalazar.com
Me, getting a message from American Express about a recurring payment for $545.96 to a company I don't recognize: I should login and make sure my card hasn't been stolen.
Me, one second later: Wait a minute, I don't have an American Express card!
Me, one second later: Wait a minute, I don't have an American Express card!
August 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Me, getting a message from American Express about a recurring payment for $545.96 to a company I don't recognize: I should login and make sure my card hasn't been stolen.
Me, one second later: Wait a minute, I don't have an American Express card!
Me, one second later: Wait a minute, I don't have an American Express card!
“We tell our stories to be heard. Sometimes those stories free us. Sometimes they free others. When they are not told, they free no one.” From An Abbreviated Life, a stunner of a memoir by Ariel Leve.
July 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
“We tell our stories to be heard. Sometimes those stories free us. Sometimes they free others. When they are not told, they free no one.” From An Abbreviated Life, a stunner of a memoir by Ariel Leve.
“Whenever I can’t fall asleep, I imagine the sleep server is full and I’m waiting to get in.” —My ten-year-old roommate.
May 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
“Whenever I can’t fall asleep, I imagine the sleep server is full and I’m waiting to get in.” —My ten-year-old roommate.
I had a hangnail plus four rolls of toilet paper and a wet towel in my arms when I thought of this very silly joke. Does this sound familiar?
May 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I had a hangnail plus four rolls of toilet paper and a wet towel in my arms when I thought of this very silly joke. Does this sound familiar?