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metzgercartoons.bsky.social
He has goals

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A man is looking down at a cat and saying, "I'm not liking this." The cat has a Vision Board on the wall and he's putting an image on it. The images on the Vision Board are a shredded couch, a Christmas tree that's been knocked down, and a dead mouse.
August 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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offthemarkparisi.bsky.social
There are gullfriends and there are gullfriends
July 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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metzgercartoons.bsky.social
Sounds like a challenge

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#cats #caturday
A female cat and a male cat are in a warehouse club store called Costcat. The female cat is saying, "Put it back. You know we're not gonna eat all those." He's carrying a huge container filled with mice. The label on the container reads "Tub O' Mice."
August 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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😇 😈

#cat #cats
A cat is sitting on a counter and there's a glass of water in front of him. There's mini devil cat on one side of the cat and a mini angel cat on his other side. The devil cat is saying to him, "Shove it off the counter!" The angel cat is smiling and saying "Gently nudge it off the counter."
July 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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offthemarkparisi.bsky.social
Baby fat
July 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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metzgercartoons.bsky.social
Packing tips 🧳

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A cat is on his laptop watching a video (on MewTube). The cat in the video is next to an open suitcase and he's saying "When you pack for a trip, give yourself plenty of time. You know you're going to spend AT LEAST two hours sitting in your empty suitcase." The cat watching the video is thinking, "That's so true."
June 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Saw this posted elsewhere and it totally cracked me up...by @offthemarkparisi.bsky.social
A pair of bears depicted as a couple are wearing overcoats are walking away from a house with a mailbox that says "The Woods'". In the door of the house is a disgruntled couple of humans. The bear depicted as the females asks the bear depicted as the male "Just what did you do in there?"
June 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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metzgercartoons.bsky.social
"Sometimes I give myself the treats"

#greenday #cats
A cat rock band is on stage. The lead singer is singing "Do you have the time to listen to me whine about my food bowl that you haven't filled up?" The bottom of the cartoon reads, "Green Nip"
June 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Happy Caturday!

#caturday #cats
A man is sitting in an armchair, saying to himself, "I was going to do some chores, but now I don't want to do anything." A cat is sitting in his lap, smiling and thinking, "I still got it."
May 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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offthemarkparisi.bsky.social
Get your sheet together
May 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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metzgercartoons.bsky.social
Oh the suspense

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Two dogs are on a game show stage, standing on either side of a pedestal case that has a carrot squeaky toy with a glass lid over it. Off to the side, there's a digital sign with the number 6 displayed. The game show host is saying to the contestant, "When I lift the lid, you have SIX SECONDS to, well, you know what to do." There's a big sign on the stage with the game show's name: "Destroy That Toy!"
May 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Yep, that would be me! 🥰😻

#Pawcastinator #NoRegrets #CatDad #CatPeople #SnuggleTime #Cats
May 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Inspirational

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#cats #graduation
A cat is standing behind a lectern on a stage in front of a crowd of graduates. He's saying, "I woke up, my face covered in catnip, and I thought, 'Is this how I want to live my life?' The answer was yes. Follow your passions. Thank you."
May 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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offthemarkparisi.bsky.social
Happy grilling
May 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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HOW TO CAT: “Privacy”
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P1: scratch, scratch, scratch at the door P2: (cat sits down) P3: KICK! Cat kicks door open P4: cat says, “proceed.”
February 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Happy Whisker Wednesday, furiends! This was me a year ago. I still have super whiskers! 🩷😸🐾
May 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Monday morning meeting

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#cats #work
A cat is presenting to his coworkers in a meeting. He's pointing to a screen and saying "These trending searches point to a major spike in catnip use." On the screen, the three searches are "Where to score munchies at 3AM," "Why can't cats and mice be friends, man?" and "Dude, where's my paw?"
May 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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"There's a little white talking cat stuck in that box!" 😺📦

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Cats React to Talking Kitty Coin Bank
YouTube video by Cole and Marmalade
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May 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Can't take him anywhere

#video #cats #classyguy
May 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Happy Purrsday Thursday, furiends! Do you like my new summer collar? 😺🩷🐾🌞
May 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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We could look at these two faces all day long 🧡🤎🤍💛

Happy Caturday!!

#BoCa #Caturday #Cats #CAMFAM
May 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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offthemarkparisi.bsky.social
Really explore the studio space this time
May 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Never give up

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Two cats are sitting in a bar. One is holding a martini and saying, "They opening a can of CORN. Or a can of BEANS. I've been burned so many times, I've lost the will to run into the kitchen." The other cat looks concerned and is saying, "Eddie, listen to me...never give up on the dream of tuna."
May 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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“Knock, knock..!”

Hello- this is the Treato Inspector
Can you let meownself in to undertake a through inspection please? 🐈
April 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Cafeteria Sloppy Joe recipe from the 1980s youtu.be/6cBhi_7c4to?... #sloppyjoe #tastinghistory
School Cafeteria Sloppy Joe from the 1980s & '90s
YouTube video by Tasting History with Max Miller
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April 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM