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You know times are tough because I haven’t heard a single person mention doing No Nut November
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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The average US taxpayer spends $36 a year on SNAP

You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670

Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem

If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?

You’re doing their dirty work.
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I got exactly one (1) trick or treater last night. Which is infinitely funnier than getting none
November 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I will ask yet again - what the fuck is the moral of the story of Humpty Dumpty?
It's never actually stated in Humpty Dumpty that Humpty Dumpty is an egg, or that you even exist at all
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Porridge Mindset
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples
October 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Having what I call a Prince’s Dilemma where I have to decide if I’m going to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or a zyn first
October 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I don’t know how many more commercials for moderate to severe plaque psoriasis I have left in me
October 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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how it feels to eat palak paneer and a mango lassi after 20 hours of traveling and 9 hours of sleeping
October 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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My little man isn't getting better. He may have to be kept overnight a few days to make sure he's hydrated and eating right, and I'm working on selling anything I own not essential to survival to get him what he needs. Already sold my bass today for half its worth.

gofund.me/80e64e215
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October 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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1. A day after the Michigan church shooting, Republicans are silent after learning the shooter was a MAGA extremist.

No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men.

The silence is deafening.

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Deafening Silence After Mormon Church Shooter Not A "Transgender Leftist" But A Trump Supporter
The event is a case study in how shootings are covered in America.
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September 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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heating up macking cheese in the michael wave
Let's be clear: there is no such thing as "Mac & Cheese". There is macaroni cheese and if that's too many syllables, eat something simpler.
September 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It’s so funny how everyone on Survivor now is a gay nerd or autistic twink #survivor49
September 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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went to the beach that makes you at the beach
September 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It appears I have contracted a moderate case of internet poisoning. Not good!
September 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Introducing Ford’s new Implied Stolen Valor pickup truck
September 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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fat….angry……lashing out at everyone around me….. feelin like the white Garfield ngl
September 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My harvest is so fucking bountiful, bro
September 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Anime is kinda like cocaine. You don’t bring it up in a social setting unless you know the people you’re with get down like that
September 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
There’s no heaven or hell. When you die all the bugs you’ve ever killed spend a millennia eating your flesh
September 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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it’s still the freakin weekend
August 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Are rum and cokes the worst drink out there? Pound off in the comments if you agree 👇👇👇
August 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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sorry what was that? i didn’t hear what you said i was thinking about chief keef
August 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM