Aphelion🌑
@aphelionstate.bsky.social
Drifting further away
He/him/Any
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He/him/Any
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Birds do it
Bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Everything dies
Bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Everything dies
January 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Birds do it
Bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Everything dies
Bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Everything dies
To those of you who have boosted this, shared elsewhere and/or given to it, you have restored my faith in humanity. I hate having to constantly post and spam the link, but it be what it be. This will help take the burden off us a wee bit, so thank you if you share/boost/give!
gofund.me/e1c94a06
gofund.me/e1c94a06
Donate to Ali and Rob need a new boiler, organized by Ali Le Blanc
I'm Ali. I work a retail job while my husband is a freelance artist(he is chronically ill, … Ali Le Blanc needs your support for Ali and Rob need a new boiler
gofund.me
December 18, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Dave Bowman : Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL 9000 : I would do anything for love, but I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
HAL 9000 : I would do anything for love, but I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
December 8, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Dave Bowman : Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL 9000 : I would do anything for love, but I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
HAL 9000 : I would do anything for love, but I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Reposted by Aphelion🌑
Showcasing my survival skills by squatting to take a dump in the woods. Getting up too fast and fainting right into the steamy waste. All the campers laugh.
December 4, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Showcasing my survival skills by squatting to take a dump in the woods. Getting up too fast and fainting right into the steamy waste. All the campers laugh.
Everyone should listen to Des Rocs 🤩
Freaking amazing!
I'll post my favorite songs in the comments. Highly recommend giving at least one of them a listen
open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...
Freaking amazing!
I'll post my favorite songs in the comments. Highly recommend giving at least one of them a listen
open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...
My 2024 Wrapped - Get yours
2024 Wrapped
open.spotify.com
December 4, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I feel like a firmware update would fix me
December 2, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I feel like a firmware update would fix me
Reposted by Aphelion🌑
Go to your republican relative's Thanksgiving dinner
Help them deep-fry a frozen turkey
Help them deep-fry a frozen turkey
November 6, 2024 at 10:40 AM
Go to your republican relative's Thanksgiving dinner
Help them deep-fry a frozen turkey
Help them deep-fry a frozen turkey
Deer thought 🤔
Do you choose to stay in populated areas with lots of humans and a high chance of getting hit by cars?
Or
Do you choose to stay in the forest with much less humans, but every single human there is literally trying to kill you?
Do you choose to stay in populated areas with lots of humans and a high chance of getting hit by cars?
Or
Do you choose to stay in the forest with much less humans, but every single human there is literally trying to kill you?
a person holding a microphone with the number 3 on it in front of a deer
Alt: a person holding a microphone with the number 3 on it in front of a deer
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Deer thought 🤔
Do you choose to stay in populated areas with lots of humans and a high chance of getting hit by cars?
Or
Do you choose to stay in the forest with much less humans, but every single human there is literally trying to kill you?
Do you choose to stay in populated areas with lots of humans and a high chance of getting hit by cars?
Or
Do you choose to stay in the forest with much less humans, but every single human there is literally trying to kill you?
Rewatching the first Smile (2022) movie and realized it's just a remake of Fallen (1998) starring Denzel Washington. I still love both movies. I don't think Smile 2 was as good.
November 28, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Rewatching the first Smile (2022) movie and realized it's just a remake of Fallen (1998) starring Denzel Washington. I still love both movies. I don't think Smile 2 was as good.
Ralph Lauren is either really good or really bad at his job. You never hear about any of his assassinations.
November 23, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Ralph Lauren is either really good or really bad at his job. You never hear about any of his assassinations.
A Forged In Fire theme toaster, when the toast is done Will Willis says "You got TOAST"
November 21, 2024 at 4:46 PM
A Forged In Fire theme toaster, when the toast is done Will Willis says "You got TOAST"
Can you guess what these big ass birds are?
Answer in the Alt text.
Answer in the Alt text.
November 14, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Can you guess what these big ass birds are?
Answer in the Alt text.
Answer in the Alt text.
Goosephina would be a pretty name for a goose
November 9, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Goosephina would be a pretty name for a goose
Why are they called mermaids instead of seamen?
November 9, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Why are they called mermaids instead of seamen?
Did this woman really just refer to cumming inside her as "shooting up the club"?🤯🤣
November 6, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Did this woman really just refer to cumming inside her as "shooting up the club"?🤯🤣
I haven't doom scrolled since I left Twitter but after trying it again today I gotta say fuck this shit
November 6, 2024 at 1:39 PM
I haven't doom scrolled since I left Twitter but after trying it again today I gotta say fuck this shit