Aperture Science
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-Note: This is a fan account and is unaffiliated with Valve, or the Portal, Half-Life, or Team Fortress Franchises.
-Note: This is a fan account and is unaffiliated with Valve, or the Portal, Half-Life, or Team Fortress Franchises.
Greetings! We realize yesterday's program renaming may have resulted in a less-than-ideal acronym. So to reconcile, those in charge of naming the program have been reassigned as test subjects.
Fact 3: Exposing the human body to 30 G's of force causes instant death.
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Fact 3: Exposing the human body to 30 G's of force causes instant death.
#ApertureScience
#DailyFacts
November 22, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Greetings! We realize yesterday's program renaming may have resulted in a less-than-ideal acronym. So to reconcile, those in charge of naming the program have been reassigned as test subjects.
Fact 3: Exposing the human body to 30 G's of force causes instant death.
#ApertureScience
#DailyFacts
Fact 3: Exposing the human body to 30 G's of force causes instant death.
#ApertureScience
#DailyFacts
Greetings! To more accurately describe our mission, we at Aperture have decided to rename our "Human Brain Enrichment Program" to the "Human Enrichment & Reinforcement Program Encouraging Science"
Fact 2: Dolphins can contract Chlamydia.
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#DailyFacts
Fact 2: Dolphins can contract Chlamydia.
#ApertureScience
#DailyFacts
November 21, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Greetings! To more accurately describe our mission, we at Aperture have decided to rename our "Human Brain Enrichment Program" to the "Human Enrichment & Reinforcement Program Encouraging Science"
Fact 2: Dolphins can contract Chlamydia.
#ApertureScience
#DailyFacts
Fact 2: Dolphins can contract Chlamydia.
#ApertureScience
#DailyFacts
Greetings! Here at Aperture Science, we don't care much about politics or opinions; we just care about the facts! So we would like to introduce our new "Human Brain Enrichment Program" where we will provide daily facts to bolster the human fact repository!
Fact 1: You are a Human!
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Fact 1: You are a Human!
#ApertureScience
November 20, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Greetings! Here at Aperture Science, we don't care much about politics or opinions; we just care about the facts! So we would like to introduce our new "Human Brain Enrichment Program" where we will provide daily facts to bolster the human fact repository!
Fact 1: You are a Human!
#ApertureScience
Fact 1: You are a Human!
#ApertureScience
Greetings! All of us here at Aperture Science would like to introduce you to our new community outreach program!
Our scientists realized a positive public outlook may leaven the burden from our countless "Human Rights Violations".
Stay tuned for the best damn applied sciences company on Earth!
Our scientists realized a positive public outlook may leaven the burden from our countless "Human Rights Violations".
Stay tuned for the best damn applied sciences company on Earth!
November 20, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Greetings! All of us here at Aperture Science would like to introduce you to our new community outreach program!
Our scientists realized a positive public outlook may leaven the burden from our countless "Human Rights Violations".
Stay tuned for the best damn applied sciences company on Earth!
Our scientists realized a positive public outlook may leaven the burden from our countless "Human Rights Violations".
Stay tuned for the best damn applied sciences company on Earth!