Scott Nuzum
@apeman33.bsky.social
Former sports writer and not missing that life at all. Asthmatic so bad that I might be allergic to air. Pets: Punky (dog in the avitar), Shadow (cat), Mister (cat) and Gizmo (dog).
If I become as obsessed with the probability that it might rain if I reach my parents' age, I'm going to stop taking my COPD medication and let my lungs decide if I should continue to live.
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If I become as obsessed with the probability that it might rain if I reach my parents' age, I'm going to stop taking my COPD medication and let my lungs decide if I should continue to live.
So he'll read anything that's put in front of him.
I didn't expect the Idiocracy-Anchorman cross-over, but here we are.
I didn't expect the Idiocracy-Anchorman cross-over, but here we are.
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
So he'll read anything that's put in front of him.
I didn't expect the Idiocracy-Anchorman cross-over, but here we are.
I didn't expect the Idiocracy-Anchorman cross-over, but here we are.
No. Absolutely not. I don't care who the president is. No politician — and ESPECIALLY not Wanna-Be Dictator Nacho Cheese Dorito Dust Fat Fuck— gets the privilege of using my ears during football. I watch sports to ESCAPE, not to let a politician spit bullshit on my TV.
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
No. Absolutely not. I don't care who the president is. No politician — and ESPECIALLY not Wanna-Be Dictator Nacho Cheese Dorito Dust Fat Fuck— gets the privilege of using my ears during football. I watch sports to ESCAPE, not to let a politician spit bullshit on my TV.
I came back just for today. What I'm seeing makes me a little happy but I'm still not ready to be here full time. Mental health first. I hope you understand.
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I came back just for today. What I'm seeing makes me a little happy but I'm still not ready to be here full time. Mental health first. I hope you understand.
I just blocked a porn account.
WE'VE MADE IT, BLUESKY!
WE'VE MADE IT, BLUESKY!
November 23, 2024 at 1:38 AM
I just blocked a porn account.
WE'VE MADE IT, BLUESKY!
WE'VE MADE IT, BLUESKY!
One week earlier in the year, the YouTube algorithm suggested a Key West High School football game. And I've had some fun on Friday night's watching these kids play.
They play on the outfield of the baseball stadium (or is the baseball field on the sideline of the football stadium?).
They play on the outfield of the baseball stadium (or is the baseball field on the sideline of the football stadium?).
November 23, 2024 at 1:36 AM
One week earlier in the year, the YouTube algorithm suggested a Key West High School football game. And I've had some fun on Friday night's watching these kids play.
They play on the outfield of the baseball stadium (or is the baseball field on the sideline of the football stadium?).
They play on the outfield of the baseball stadium (or is the baseball field on the sideline of the football stadium?).
Saw a post today from (probably) a MAGAt that said that if you click on a blocklist, you won't see the things you need to be an educated voter
GTFOH with that. You don't think we hear about MAGA from other sources? We have the right to have a place where we can NOT hear about it for a minute or two
GTFOH with that. You don't think we hear about MAGA from other sources? We have the right to have a place where we can NOT hear about it for a minute or two
November 23, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Saw a post today from (probably) a MAGAt that said that if you click on a blocklist, you won't see the things you need to be an educated voter
GTFOH with that. You don't think we hear about MAGA from other sources? We have the right to have a place where we can NOT hear about it for a minute or two
GTFOH with that. You don't think we hear about MAGA from other sources? We have the right to have a place where we can NOT hear about it for a minute or two
The SOLE reason I drafted Brock Purdy was to have him start on Josh Allen's bye week, which is THIS week.
So what happens?
So what happens?
November 23, 2024 at 1:10 AM
The SOLE reason I drafted Brock Purdy was to have him start on Josh Allen's bye week, which is THIS week.
So what happens?
So what happens?
My dad wanted to get a couple of vaccines today.
His doctor told him he could get them for free at the pharmacy.
It turns out if you don't have the right version of Medicare, they are *not* free. And my dad didn't have $300 to spare.
I can't wait for this system to suck *more*.
His doctor told him he could get them for free at the pharmacy.
It turns out if you don't have the right version of Medicare, they are *not* free. And my dad didn't have $300 to spare.
I can't wait for this system to suck *more*.
November 19, 2024 at 8:29 AM
My dad wanted to get a couple of vaccines today.
His doctor told him he could get them for free at the pharmacy.
It turns out if you don't have the right version of Medicare, they are *not* free. And my dad didn't have $300 to spare.
I can't wait for this system to suck *more*.
His doctor told him he could get them for free at the pharmacy.
It turns out if you don't have the right version of Medicare, they are *not* free. And my dad didn't have $300 to spare.
I can't wait for this system to suck *more*.
Reposted by Scott Nuzum
Please, just allow me to vomit. Right here, right now.
Alex Jones endorsed Pierre Poilievre for PM. 🤮🤮🤮
If Alex Jones endorsed me, I'd kill myself. All those dead kindergarteners deserve Jones's suffering and death. If Poilievre accepts this endorsement, then he needs to suffer for it.
🇨🇦 #cdnpoli
Alex Jones endorsed Pierre Poilievre for PM. 🤮🤮🤮
If Alex Jones endorsed me, I'd kill myself. All those dead kindergarteners deserve Jones's suffering and death. If Poilievre accepts this endorsement, then he needs to suffer for it.
🇨🇦 #cdnpoli
November 17, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Please, just allow me to vomit. Right here, right now.
Alex Jones endorsed Pierre Poilievre for PM. 🤮🤮🤮
If Alex Jones endorsed me, I'd kill myself. All those dead kindergarteners deserve Jones's suffering and death. If Poilievre accepts this endorsement, then he needs to suffer for it.
🇨🇦 #cdnpoli
Alex Jones endorsed Pierre Poilievre for PM. 🤮🤮🤮
If Alex Jones endorsed me, I'd kill myself. All those dead kindergarteners deserve Jones's suffering and death. If Poilievre accepts this endorsement, then he needs to suffer for it.
🇨🇦 #cdnpoli
Time to complain about my fantasy football league again.
Both 7-3 teams are playing both 6-4 teams (My team is playing April's). We could have a four-way tie for first at 7-4 Tuesday morning, which I'd be leading because my team has lead the league on scoring all year long.
Both 7-3 teams are playing both 6-4 teams (My team is playing April's). We could have a four-way tie for first at 7-4 Tuesday morning, which I'd be leading because my team has lead the league on scoring all year long.
November 15, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Time to complain about my fantasy football league again.
Both 7-3 teams are playing both 6-4 teams (My team is playing April's). We could have a four-way tie for first at 7-4 Tuesday morning, which I'd be leading because my team has lead the league on scoring all year long.
Both 7-3 teams are playing both 6-4 teams (My team is playing April's). We could have a four-way tie for first at 7-4 Tuesday morning, which I'd be leading because my team has lead the league on scoring all year long.
From the Wichita Eagle, Nov. 27, 1936 about a Wichita-Tulsa pro-hockey game. The best part being "if there is anyone local fans would rather have Wichita beat than Tulsa, why it's more Tulsa."
November 13, 2024 at 3:29 AM
From the Wichita Eagle, Nov. 27, 1936 about a Wichita-Tulsa pro-hockey game. The best part being "if there is anyone local fans would rather have Wichita beat than Tulsa, why it's more Tulsa."
Maybe the solution to long field goals being chip shots is to do the same thing they did to extra points: move them back.
All field goals, no matter where the offense was on the previous play, can not be attempted from closer than 57 yards (the line of the scrimmage being the opponents' 40).
All field goals, no matter where the offense was on the previous play, can not be attempted from closer than 57 yards (the line of the scrimmage being the opponents' 40).
November 12, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Maybe the solution to long field goals being chip shots is to do the same thing they did to extra points: move them back.
All field goals, no matter where the offense was on the previous play, can not be attempted from closer than 57 yards (the line of the scrimmage being the opponents' 40).
All field goals, no matter where the offense was on the previous play, can not be attempted from closer than 57 yards (the line of the scrimmage being the opponents' 40).
Did that offensive lineman Stroud ran into try to take the ball from him so he could run with it?
Because that's what I thought I was seeing.
Because that's what I thought I was seeing.
November 11, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Did that offensive lineman Stroud ran into try to take the ball from him so he could run with it?
Because that's what I thought I was seeing.
Because that's what I thought I was seeing.
Jared Goff: Two interceptions away from the NFL record with a quarter to go.
www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/pass...
www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/pass...
NFL Passes Intercepted Single Game Leaders | Pro-Football-Reference.com
1. Jim Hardy (8), 2. Ty Detmer (7), 2. Steve DeBerg (7), 2. Ken Stabler (7), 2. Tommy Wade (7),
www.pro-football-reference.com
November 11, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Jared Goff: Two interceptions away from the NFL record with a quarter to go.
www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/pass...
www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/pass...
I wanna see Barkley top last week by backflipping over someone at the 45.
November 10, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I wanna see Barkley top last week by backflipping over someone at the 45.
So should I...
Watch my Titans lose in cringe fashion to the Chargers?
or
Watch a Dallas team without Dak?
That's what's on in the Wichita market.
Watch my Titans lose in cringe fashion to the Chargers?
or
Watch a Dallas team without Dak?
That's what's on in the Wichita market.
November 10, 2024 at 9:31 PM
So should I...
Watch my Titans lose in cringe fashion to the Chargers?
or
Watch a Dallas team without Dak?
That's what's on in the Wichita market.
Watch my Titans lose in cringe fashion to the Chargers?
or
Watch a Dallas team without Dak?
That's what's on in the Wichita market.
That's not a conspiracy. That's the Broncos failing to somehow block at least three Chiefs.
November 10, 2024 at 9:08 PM
That's not a conspiracy. That's the Broncos failing to somehow block at least three Chiefs.
For those of you who have seen me rant about the crappy fantasy football league I'm in, I can say this this week:
Thank you very much, Ja'marr Chase. I don't think the entire league had a 40-point player this year but he almost got 50 last night (49.9).
Best I've felt on Friday all year.
Thank you very much, Ja'marr Chase. I don't think the entire league had a 40-point player this year but he almost got 50 last night (49.9).
Best I've felt on Friday all year.
November 9, 2024 at 2:02 AM
For those of you who have seen me rant about the crappy fantasy football league I'm in, I can say this this week:
Thank you very much, Ja'marr Chase. I don't think the entire league had a 40-point player this year but he almost got 50 last night (49.9).
Best I've felt on Friday all year.
Thank you very much, Ja'marr Chase. I don't think the entire league had a 40-point player this year but he almost got 50 last night (49.9).
Best I've felt on Friday all year.
What amazes me sometimes:
* My mom is 77, my dad is 81.
* Joe Biden was too old, according to them.
• But somehow, they have faith that 78-year-old Donald Trump won't have any issues due to his age.
I think some people made their choice based on their belief he won't make it through his term (More)
* My mom is 77, my dad is 81.
* Joe Biden was too old, according to them.
• But somehow, they have faith that 78-year-old Donald Trump won't have any issues due to his age.
I think some people made their choice based on their belief he won't make it through his term (More)
November 8, 2024 at 10:10 PM
What amazes me sometimes:
* My mom is 77, my dad is 81.
* Joe Biden was too old, according to them.
• But somehow, they have faith that 78-year-old Donald Trump won't have any issues due to his age.
I think some people made their choice based on their belief he won't make it through his term (More)
* My mom is 77, my dad is 81.
* Joe Biden was too old, according to them.
• But somehow, they have faith that 78-year-old Donald Trump won't have any issues due to his age.
I think some people made their choice based on their belief he won't make it through his term (More)
Start planning now for the 2026 midterms. Let everyone get a whiff of how many policies Trump somehow fails to enact despite having everything in his favor combined with policies that work against their best interests.
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November 8, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Start planning now for the 2026 midterms. Let everyone get a whiff of how many policies Trump somehow fails to enact despite having everything in his favor combined with policies that work against their best interests.
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I think I'm about ready to delete Facebook. Everyone's just arguing. But I'd lose track of a bunch of friends and I'd need to save a ton of photos I wouldn't want to lose.
If files like that can be downloaded from FB to my computer, I'd consider it.
If files like that can be downloaded from FB to my computer, I'd consider it.
November 8, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I think I'm about ready to delete Facebook. Everyone's just arguing. But I'd lose track of a bunch of friends and I'd need to save a ton of photos I wouldn't want to lose.
If files like that can be downloaded from FB to my computer, I'd consider it.
If files like that can be downloaded from FB to my computer, I'd consider it.
NHL: Seattle Kraken.
MLB: Kansas City Royals.
MLS: I'm not into it enough.
WNBA: Indiana bandwagoner (because my 81-year-old dad likes watching Caitlin Clark).
NBA: Never really been a fan.
NFL: I wish the Houston Oilers still existed.
CFL: Saskatchewan Roughriders.
AFL: Geelong.
NRL: South Sydney.
MLB: Kansas City Royals.
MLS: I'm not into it enough.
WNBA: Indiana bandwagoner (because my 81-year-old dad likes watching Caitlin Clark).
NBA: Never really been a fan.
NFL: I wish the Houston Oilers still existed.
CFL: Saskatchewan Roughriders.
AFL: Geelong.
NRL: South Sydney.
Sports BlueSky! Quote post your teams!
NHL: Detroit Red Wings/Vegas Golden Knights
MLB: No
MLS: New York City
WNBA: Las Vegas Aces
NBA: Not Really but lean towards the Lakers
NFL: Not really but lean towards Raiders
Football: Sunderland
NHL: Detroit Red Wings/Vegas Golden Knights
MLB: No
MLS: New York City
WNBA: Las Vegas Aces
NBA: Not Really but lean towards the Lakers
NFL: Not really but lean towards Raiders
Football: Sunderland
Sports BlueSky! Quote post your teams!
NHL: Seattle Kraken/Detroit Red Wings
MLB: No. As a child? Cubbies and Orioles
MLS: Seattle Sounders
WNBA: Seattle Storm (see a pattern yet?)
NBA: No.
NFL: No.
Premier League: I gravitate to Arsenal and Man U naturally, but my heart is now in Newcastle.
NHL: Seattle Kraken/Detroit Red Wings
MLB: No. As a child? Cubbies and Orioles
MLS: Seattle Sounders
WNBA: Seattle Storm (see a pattern yet?)
NBA: No.
NFL: No.
Premier League: I gravitate to Arsenal and Man U naturally, but my heart is now in Newcastle.
November 7, 2024 at 8:50 AM
NHL: Seattle Kraken.
MLB: Kansas City Royals.
MLS: I'm not into it enough.
WNBA: Indiana bandwagoner (because my 81-year-old dad likes watching Caitlin Clark).
NBA: Never really been a fan.
NFL: I wish the Houston Oilers still existed.
CFL: Saskatchewan Roughriders.
AFL: Geelong.
NRL: South Sydney.
MLB: Kansas City Royals.
MLS: I'm not into it enough.
WNBA: Indiana bandwagoner (because my 81-year-old dad likes watching Caitlin Clark).
NBA: Never really been a fan.
NFL: I wish the Houston Oilers still existed.
CFL: Saskatchewan Roughriders.
AFL: Geelong.
NRL: South Sydney.
Roads in and out of Limon, Colorado, are closed due to blizzard conditions. But truckers are wanting the Department of Transportation to open the roads because Limon is a tiny town and there's nowhere left to stay.
November 6, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Roads in and out of Limon, Colorado, are closed due to blizzard conditions. But truckers are wanting the Department of Transportation to open the roads because Limon is a tiny town and there's nowhere left to stay.