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anysnail was here before the hills
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Passionate to a fault
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americans watch the muppets christmas carrol every year but would 100000% let kermit the frog's son tiny tim die like yall would easily kill the disabled son of kermit the frog
December 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Everything is so bad all the time everywhere
State Senator Kristina Roegner, who is currently seeking the Republican nomination for State Treasurer, keeps a slave shackle she bought in Jamaica on the mantle of her home in Hudson.
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Just broke down at home because everything is so bad all the time.
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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🗣️ WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN FOR THE WHOLE STATE OF MICHIGAN‼️ www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio-state-f...
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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FIELD CONDITIONS UPDATE: Brutus Buckeye drew a Script Ohio in the snow and X’d out the M in the end zone. ❄️ ❌
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Hey look, it’s everybody I work with
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Jack White + Eminem halftime show
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oh man. It has to be the flu. I am so sick.
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Woke up feeling sick and now it’s official. I don’t know what it is but I’m down for the night anyway. Haven’t been this sick since Covid 2.0 in spring of 2021
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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MEEEEEEEE!
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Neat
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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“If you’re really poor how come you’re not in black and white”

Omg I’m dead.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When people spell a lot “alot” or even worse “allot” I wonder
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Working at midnight is no fun
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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i ain't gonna lie, christmas looking like it's the thought that counts
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Simmering a ham bone in some lentils with veggies and bullions cubes. I never thought I’d be live tweeting my poverty meals.
November 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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A sequel to Hotel California called Hotel Ohio. You can check out anytime you like, you can leave, they have wine, there's Michelob Ultra in the cooler, it's whatever. No one gives a shit
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I got some wood chips for free because I asked the tree guys if I could have them.
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Im glad other people feel hopeful. Seems like I might not be physically capable of that any more.
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Everyone out here celebrating victories in cities where they don’t live and states that aren’t their own and my kid’s school funding failed by 12 votes. Don’t nobody give a damn about kids. I hate it here.
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM