Alanna Harris Ph.D
@anomalysoul.bsky.social
🌺 Mindfulness Guru | & ELA Teacher Instructional Coach | & Ph.D | & Mom | & Gamer | & Activist DJ *my intellectual property*
the algorithm said, “these are distinct social worlds,” and y’all said, “but we hang out sometimes.” no, you share content, not community.
#CriticalMediaStudies #DigitalSociology #AlgorithmicRealism #BlueskyScholars #Fedupsky #academicsky
#CriticalMediaStudies #DigitalSociology #AlgorithmicRealism #BlueskyScholars #Fedupsky #academicsky
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
the algorithm said, “these are distinct social worlds,” and y’all said, “but we hang out sometimes.” no, you share content, not community.
#CriticalMediaStudies #DigitalSociology #AlgorithmicRealism #BlueskyScholars #Fedupsky #academicsky
#CriticalMediaStudies #DigitalSociology #AlgorithmicRealism #BlueskyScholars #Fedupsky #academicsky
Y’all mad Janelle Monáe went back to the 70s to see Bowie perform like she hijacked a DeLorean 😭 but when the orange man wilds out every week y’all be like “let’s not rush to judgment.” Be serious.
#JanelleMonae #DavidBowie #Trump #BackToTheFoolery
#JanelleMonae #DavidBowie #Trump #BackToTheFoolery
October 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Y’all mad Janelle Monáe went back to the 70s to see Bowie perform like she hijacked a DeLorean 😭 but when the orange man wilds out every week y’all be like “let’s not rush to judgment.” Be serious.
#JanelleMonae #DavidBowie #Trump #BackToTheFoolery
#JanelleMonae #DavidBowie #Trump #BackToTheFoolery
I’ve learned: my job is to bring my full skill set and wisdom to the table. It’s not my job to make others ready to receive it.
October 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’ve learned: my job is to bring my full skill set and wisdom to the table. It’s not my job to make others ready to receive it.
me: says exactly what i mean
neurotypical: reads between the lines
me: why is this suddenly a choose-your-own-adventure book
#nuerodivergentsky #bluesky
neurotypical: reads between the lines
me: why is this suddenly a choose-your-own-adventure book
#nuerodivergentsky #bluesky
October 1, 2025 at 11:24 AM
me: says exactly what i mean
neurotypical: reads between the lines
me: why is this suddenly a choose-your-own-adventure book
#nuerodivergentsky #bluesky
neurotypical: reads between the lines
me: why is this suddenly a choose-your-own-adventure book
#nuerodivergentsky #bluesky
“Your student can’t read because parents aren’t reading at home” ≠ reality.
Bedtime stories = exposure.
Learning to read = explicit phonics instruction.
Please stop conflating the two. That’s the post. 😅
#Teachersky #Literacysky #Edusky #Literacycky
Bedtime stories = exposure.
Learning to read = explicit phonics instruction.
Please stop conflating the two. That’s the post. 😅
#Teachersky #Literacysky #Edusky #Literacycky
September 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“Your student can’t read because parents aren’t reading at home” ≠ reality.
Bedtime stories = exposure.
Learning to read = explicit phonics instruction.
Please stop conflating the two. That’s the post. 😅
#Teachersky #Literacysky #Edusky #Literacycky
Bedtime stories = exposure.
Learning to read = explicit phonics instruction.
Please stop conflating the two. That’s the post. 😅
#Teachersky #Literacysky #Edusky #Literacycky
This whole “healthy snack” policy at school really irritates the causation vs. correlation part of my brain like, Karen, Timmy didn’t ace his math test because he had carrot sticks, he just happens to learn the math standard and likes crunching loudly
#TeacherLife #Edusky #EduHumorsky #Parentingsky
#TeacherLife #Edusky #EduHumorsky #Parentingsky
September 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
This whole “healthy snack” policy at school really irritates the causation vs. correlation part of my brain like, Karen, Timmy didn’t ace his math test because he had carrot sticks, he just happens to learn the math standard and likes crunching loudly
#TeacherLife #Edusky #EduHumorsky #Parentingsky
#TeacherLife #Edusky #EduHumorsky #Parentingsky
Trump’s National Guard plan is exactly why I don’t mess with folks who swear “these kids are bad.” If the stats say all crime is down then teen crime is down too no matter how many scary montages the news runs. Spoiler: “per capita” ain’t a type of coffee. #CrimeStats #DC #MathIsMath
August 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Trump’s National Guard plan is exactly why I don’t mess with folks who swear “these kids are bad.” If the stats say all crime is down then teen crime is down too no matter how many scary montages the news runs. Spoiler: “per capita” ain’t a type of coffee. #CrimeStats #DC #MathIsMath
Been saying for years that crime is down, but apparently I was just a sweet, clueless optimist. Now Trump wants to “fix” D.C., and ABC News is like, “Wow, look at these numbers!” Oh, so now math is real? #CrimeStats #DC #FactsMatter #PoliticalConvenience
August 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Been saying for years that crime is down, but apparently I was just a sweet, clueless optimist. Now Trump wants to “fix” D.C., and ABC News is like, “Wow, look at these numbers!” Oh, so now math is real? #CrimeStats #DC #FactsMatter #PoliticalConvenience
Leave it to the creators of @SouthPark for calling out the podcast pandemic we been living in- we are sick of all these Cartmans running around. #podcast #southparkseason27 #SouthPark
August 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Leave it to the creators of @SouthPark for calling out the podcast pandemic we been living in- we are sick of all these Cartmans running around. #podcast #southparkseason27 #SouthPark
Not me tearing up because I won’t be able to listen to Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me on Saturday mornings due to the evil orange man #npr #waitwaitdonttellme #ihateithere
August 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Not me tearing up because I won’t be able to listen to Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me on Saturday mornings due to the evil orange man #npr #waitwaitdonttellme #ihateithere
can’t believe they made a whole musical about a man who stalks his ex-wife by impersonating an elderly Scottish nanny and everyone said “aww.”
mrs. doubtfire is peak custody violation.
#MusicalTheatre #MrsDoubtfire #WhatAreWeDoing #FamilyCourtTheMusical
mrs. doubtfire is peak custody violation.
#MusicalTheatre #MrsDoubtfire #WhatAreWeDoing #FamilyCourtTheMusical
an older woman wearing glasses and a purple shirt is looking out a window
ALT: an older woman wearing glasses and a purple shirt is looking out a window
media.tenor.com
July 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
can’t believe they made a whole musical about a man who stalks his ex-wife by impersonating an elderly Scottish nanny and everyone said “aww.”
mrs. doubtfire is peak custody violation.
#MusicalTheatre #MrsDoubtfire #WhatAreWeDoing #FamilyCourtTheMusical
mrs. doubtfire is peak custody violation.
#MusicalTheatre #MrsDoubtfire #WhatAreWeDoing #FamilyCourtTheMusical
Funny how a woman brings up potential harm from a man and the redpill guy calls her dramatic …then a war with Iran pops off and suddenly he’s a geopolitical scholar with anxiety praising the cheeto man for his machismo #War #WW3 #redpill #divest #politicssky
June 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Funny how a woman brings up potential harm from a man and the redpill guy calls her dramatic …then a war with Iran pops off and suddenly he’s a geopolitical scholar with anxiety praising the cheeto man for his machismo #War #WW3 #redpill #divest #politicssky
Imagine hating Kamala so bad you voted for Trump, binge-watched red pill podcasts, and now there’s a whole war. Congrats on being the most patriotic doomer alive. #War #polticssky #WW3 #facepalm
June 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Imagine hating Kamala so bad you voted for Trump, binge-watched red pill podcasts, and now there’s a whole war. Congrats on being the most patriotic doomer alive. #War #polticssky #WW3 #facepalm
So I was busy doomscrolling and BAM somehow the algorithm figured out that I am educator taking me down the rabbit-hole of teacher "content". Check out my substack to learn more. substack.com/@anomalysoul... #substack #edusky #teachersky #doomscrolling
Bars, Blame, and Branding: Teaching in the age of EduClout
When the lesson plan includes a diss track
substack.com
May 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
So I was busy doomscrolling and BAM somehow the algorithm figured out that I am educator taking me down the rabbit-hole of teacher "content". Check out my substack to learn more. substack.com/@anomalysoul... #substack #edusky #teachersky #doomscrolling
Is it weird that my whole life I’ve dreamed of going to Lester’s Possum Park? #agoofymovie
May 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Is it weird that my whole life I’ve dreamed of going to Lester’s Possum Park? #agoofymovie
Hilarious that my first message back on this app is about DJ Akademiks giving “can I get a hug?” vibes. Meanwhile I’m buried in a chapter proposal, apathy, and Muppet reruns.
#Academicsky #MuppetMood #DeadlineDelirium #ChapterProposal #TwitterBreaks #ThisIsResearch #AkademiksEnergy
#Academicsky #MuppetMood #DeadlineDelirium #ChapterProposal #TwitterBreaks #ThisIsResearch #AkademiksEnergy
May 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Hilarious that my first message back on this app is about DJ Akademiks giving “can I get a hug?” vibes. Meanwhile I’m buried in a chapter proposal, apathy, and Muppet reruns.
#Academicsky #MuppetMood #DeadlineDelirium #ChapterProposal #TwitterBreaks #ThisIsResearch #AkademiksEnergy
#Academicsky #MuppetMood #DeadlineDelirium #ChapterProposal #TwitterBreaks #ThisIsResearch #AkademiksEnergy
DJ Akademiks gives “can I get a hug?” energy like a middle schooler who just found out you like someone else during 7th period lunch and send you creepy AIM messages while you’re away.
#DJAkademiks #MiddleSchoolVibes #CanIGetAHug #AwkwardEnergy #CringeChronicles #LunchTableTears #InternetWeirdos
#DJAkademiks #MiddleSchoolVibes #CanIGetAHug #AwkwardEnergy #CringeChronicles #LunchTableTears #InternetWeirdos
May 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
DJ Akademiks gives “can I get a hug?” energy like a middle schooler who just found out you like someone else during 7th period lunch and send you creepy AIM messages while you’re away.
#DJAkademiks #MiddleSchoolVibes #CanIGetAHug #AwkwardEnergy #CringeChronicles #LunchTableTears #InternetWeirdos
#DJAkademiks #MiddleSchoolVibes #CanIGetAHug #AwkwardEnergy #CringeChronicles #LunchTableTears #InternetWeirdos
I’ll never understand the appeal of podcasters with no credentials confidently sharing half-baked theories. Just because he says it in a deep voice over lo-fi beats doesn’t mean it’s profound. It’s not wisdom—it’s Wordle for people who hate reading. #podcast #halfbaked #deepthought
April 24, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I’ll never understand the appeal of podcasters with no credentials confidently sharing half-baked theories. Just because he says it in a deep voice over lo-fi beats doesn’t mean it’s profound. It’s not wisdom—it’s Wordle for people who hate reading. #podcast #halfbaked #deepthought
Reposted by Alanna Harris Ph.D
This government keeps making “mistakes”
like “accidentally” giving billions to their friends
and “accidentally” forgetting poor people exist
can’t wait for them to “accidentally” resign
#OopsieDaisyDictatorship #MistakeOrJustTuesday #KeepTheLoot
like “accidentally” giving billions to their friends
and “accidentally” forgetting poor people exist
can’t wait for them to “accidentally” resign
#OopsieDaisyDictatorship #MistakeOrJustTuesday #KeepTheLoot
April 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
This government keeps making “mistakes”
like “accidentally” giving billions to their friends
and “accidentally” forgetting poor people exist
can’t wait for them to “accidentally” resign
#OopsieDaisyDictatorship #MistakeOrJustTuesday #KeepTheLoot
like “accidentally” giving billions to their friends
and “accidentally” forgetting poor people exist
can’t wait for them to “accidentally” resign
#OopsieDaisyDictatorship #MistakeOrJustTuesday #KeepTheLoot
Trump’s tariff policy came from a China book Jared didn’t read, written by Peter Navarro, who made up a fake expert called Ron Vara — which is just Navarro playing Scrabble with himself. The whole thing reads like Mad Libs for fascists. #Politicsky #Econosky #OopsAllGrifters #BlueskyAfterDark
April 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Trump’s tariff policy came from a China book Jared didn’t read, written by Peter Navarro, who made up a fake expert called Ron Vara — which is just Navarro playing Scrabble with himself. The whole thing reads like Mad Libs for fascists. #Politicsky #Econosky #OopsAllGrifters #BlueskyAfterDark
Tried to write about Black joy as resistance in my dissertation. Chair said “not enough research.” Fast forward — chair sees journal call + remembers my idea. Guess there’s research now. Joy + pain, full circle. Read it.
#edusky #teachersky #academicsky #BlackJoy #FullCircle #Scholarship
#edusky #teachersky #academicsky #BlackJoy #FullCircle #Scholarship
digitalcommons.montclair.edu
April 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Tried to write about Black joy as resistance in my dissertation. Chair said “not enough research.” Fast forward — chair sees journal call + remembers my idea. Guess there’s research now. Joy + pain, full circle. Read it.
#edusky #teachersky #academicsky #BlackJoy #FullCircle #Scholarship
#edusky #teachersky #academicsky #BlackJoy #FullCircle #Scholarship
Y’all worried about Black men not going to college, but white men are getting degrees and still voting for Trump. What y’all learning in there “Intro to Fragile Masculinity” or “Fail Upward Capstone”?
#HigherEdForReal #
#NoNotes #BlueSkyHumor #TrendingNow #Edusky #Academicsky
#HigherEdForReal #
#NoNotes #BlueSkyHumor #TrendingNow #Edusky #Academicsky
April 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Y’all worried about Black men not going to college, but white men are getting degrees and still voting for Trump. What y’all learning in there “Intro to Fragile Masculinity” or “Fail Upward Capstone”?
#HigherEdForReal #
#NoNotes #BlueSkyHumor #TrendingNow #Edusky #Academicsky
#HigherEdForReal #
#NoNotes #BlueSkyHumor #TrendingNow #Edusky #Academicsky
I’m proud of Wisconsin for showing up but what a privilege it is to almost lose democracy just to realize what’s at stake. We been voting like the house is on fire because, well, it is. Shoutout to the 92% of Black women who always knew. #WeBeenKnew #ProudButTired #92PercentStrong #WisconsinCameThru
April 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I’m proud of Wisconsin for showing up but what a privilege it is to almost lose democracy just to realize what’s at stake. We been voting like the house is on fire because, well, it is. Shoutout to the 92% of Black women who always knew. #WeBeenKnew #ProudButTired #92PercentStrong #WisconsinCameThru
He wanted to restore merit and eliminate DEI… and then added a journalist to the national security group chat like it was a potluck flyer. Meritocracy is wild when your only qualification is vibes.
#GroupChatGate #SkyPolitics #NoDEIJustDIY #MeritocracyAtWork #YouHadOneJob
#GroupChatGate #SkyPolitics #NoDEIJustDIY #MeritocracyAtWork #YouHadOneJob
March 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
He wanted to restore merit and eliminate DEI… and then added a journalist to the national security group chat like it was a potluck flyer. Meritocracy is wild when your only qualification is vibes.
#GroupChatGate #SkyPolitics #NoDEIJustDIY #MeritocracyAtWork #YouHadOneJob
#GroupChatGate #SkyPolitics #NoDEIJustDIY #MeritocracyAtWork #YouHadOneJob