Ankit
@ankitpancakes.bsky.social
i ramble about the thunder and packers more than you probably care about
If you’re gonna be good at exactly 1 thing, 3 point shooting is one that will keep you i the league for a while
Kate Martin 3-for-6 from 3 with 11 points, crowd loves it she's on one right now
September 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If you’re gonna be good at exactly 1 thing, 3 point shooting is one that will keep you i the league for a while
Joe Lacob needs to axe whatever sponsorships he has with PG&E
September 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Joe Lacob needs to axe whatever sponsorships he has with PG&E
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The team owned by socialism has seized the means of the NFL's most valuable defender from Jerry Jones
BREAKING: The Cowboys have reached agreement on a trade that will send Micah Parsons to the Packers, per sources.
Parsons will sign a four-year, $188 million extension with Green Bay that includes $136 million guaranteed.
Parsons will sign a four-year, $188 million extension with Green Bay that includes $136 million guaranteed.
August 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The team owned by socialism has seized the means of the NFL's most valuable defender from Jerry Jones
IT'S A FUCKING HEIST LMAOOOO
Sources: The Cowboys are receiving two first-round picks and DT Kenny Clark in exchange for Micah Parsons.
August 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
IT'S A FUCKING HEIST LMAOOOO
Veronica Burton has young Westbrook vibes to her game lowkey
August 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Veronica Burton has young Westbrook vibes to her game lowkey
for those of you who interested in finding out how OKC is gonna afford to keep this team together - i write about that here on my newsletter.
check it out. hopefully we can put the second apron will destroy okc buzzwords to rest lol
open.substack.com/pub/ankitpanca…
check it out. hopefully we can put the second apron will destroy okc buzzwords to rest lol
open.substack.com/pub/ankitpanca…
https://open.substack.com/pub/ankitpanca…
July 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
for those of you who interested in finding out how OKC is gonna afford to keep this team together - i write about that here on my newsletter.
check it out. hopefully we can put the second apron will destroy okc buzzwords to rest lol
open.substack.com/pub/ankitpanca…
check it out. hopefully we can put the second apron will destroy okc buzzwords to rest lol
open.substack.com/pub/ankitpanca…
didn't realize i had 2 days to put together a 2025 draft post lol
check it out if you are interested 🫡
ankitpancakes.substack.com/p/issue-11-o...
check it out if you are interested 🫡
ankitpancakes.substack.com/p/issue-11-o...
Issue #11 - Obligatory Draft Day Post
getting back into the swing of things
ankitpancakes.substack.com
June 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
didn't realize i had 2 days to put together a 2025 draft post lol
check it out if you are interested 🫡
ankitpancakes.substack.com/p/issue-11-o...
check it out if you are interested 🫡
ankitpancakes.substack.com/p/issue-11-o...
AARON WIGGINS IS FOREVER A LEGEND FOR THAT.
June 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
AARON WIGGINS IS FOREVER A LEGEND FOR THAT.
OKC Thunder End of Season Results in the SGA Era
2019-20: Lost 1st Round
2020-21: 14th in West
2021-22: 14th in West
2022-23: Lost Play-In
2023-24: Lost 2nd Round
2024-25: NBA Champions
2019-20: Lost 1st Round
2020-21: 14th in West
2021-22: 14th in West
2022-23: Lost Play-In
2023-24: Lost 2nd Round
2024-25: NBA Champions
June 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
OKC Thunder End of Season Results in the SGA Era
2019-20: Lost 1st Round
2020-21: 14th in West
2021-22: 14th in West
2022-23: Lost Play-In
2023-24: Lost 2nd Round
2024-25: NBA Champions
2019-20: Lost 1st Round
2020-21: 14th in West
2021-22: 14th in West
2022-23: Lost Play-In
2023-24: Lost 2nd Round
2024-25: NBA Champions
the sam presti offseason presser this year is gonna be an all timer
June 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
the sam presti offseason presser this year is gonna be an all timer
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Isaiah Hartenstein said they didn’t pop champagne in the locker room because no one other than Alex Caruso knew how to do it so Caruso had to give the rest of the team a tutorial on how pop champagne bottles.
June 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Isaiah Hartenstein said they didn’t pop champagne in the locker room because no one other than Alex Caruso knew how to do it so Caruso had to give the rest of the team a tutorial on how pop champagne bottles.
may have to dust off the pen and paper for a special edition of Ankit's Cool OKC Thunder Newsletter
reminiscing where i was
Summer 2016: depressed as fuck when our best player leaves, at the time, the best team we had
Summer 2019: losing the heart and soul of my favorite basketball team
Summer 2021: trying to figure out how to care about a bottom feeder team
Summer 2025: 🏆
Summer 2016: depressed as fuck when our best player leaves, at the time, the best team we had
Summer 2019: losing the heart and soul of my favorite basketball team
Summer 2021: trying to figure out how to care about a bottom feeder team
Summer 2025: 🏆
June 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
may have to dust off the pen and paper for a special edition of Ankit's Cool OKC Thunder Newsletter
reminiscing where i was
Summer 2016: depressed as fuck when our best player leaves, at the time, the best team we had
Summer 2019: losing the heart and soul of my favorite basketball team
Summer 2021: trying to figure out how to care about a bottom feeder team
Summer 2025: 🏆
Summer 2016: depressed as fuck when our best player leaves, at the time, the best team we had
Summer 2019: losing the heart and soul of my favorite basketball team
Summer 2021: trying to figure out how to care about a bottom feeder team
Summer 2025: 🏆
June 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
reminiscing where i was
Summer 2016: depressed as fuck when our best player leaves, at the time, the best team we had
Summer 2019: losing the heart and soul of my favorite basketball team
Summer 2021: trying to figure out how to care about a bottom feeder team
Summer 2025: 🏆
Summer 2016: depressed as fuck when our best player leaves, at the time, the best team we had
Summer 2019: losing the heart and soul of my favorite basketball team
Summer 2021: trying to figure out how to care about a bottom feeder team
Summer 2025: 🏆
13 years later and this will feel pretty good for a long time
June 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
13 years later and this will feel pretty good for a long time
i'm so happy for sam presti
June 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i'm so happy for sam presti
AND FOR THE LAST TIME THIS SEASON - RITUAL SEPPUKU IS ONCE AGAIN… OFF THE TABLE
June 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
AND FOR THE LAST TIME THIS SEASON - RITUAL SEPPUKU IS ONCE AGAIN… OFF THE TABLE
and for one last time...
THUNDER WIN
THUNDER WIN
THUNDER WIN
THUNDER WIN
THUNDER WIN
THUNDER WIN
June 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
and for one last time...
THUNDER WIN
THUNDER WIN
THUNDER WIN
THUNDER WIN
THUNDER WIN
THUNDER WIN
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SGA figured out what they were doing and trusted the pass tonight. 12 assists, no turnovers, and the passes have been true dimes that led to immediate buckets.
June 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
SGA figured out what they were doing and trusted the pass tonight. 12 assists, no turnovers, and the passes have been true dimes that led to immediate buckets.
to all my coworkers: my q3 performance is going to entirely hinge upon the outcome of the game tonight
June 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
to all my coworkers: my q3 performance is going to entirely hinge upon the outcome of the game tonight
did svp just say that the pacers have scored on 17% of their shots (63 attempts?) when attempting shots on chet?
June 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
did svp just say that the pacers have scored on 17% of their shots (63 attempts?) when attempting shots on chet?