You know what you should do if you come upon "a fork in the road"? You should pick it up and throw it away. You don't know where it's been and you could help keep it out of someone's tire.

Well, I'm just a low level civil servant with no budget power. I just write automated testing tools. So tired of the grand high muckety mucks hating on me for doing my best work to make sure things happen as safely as possible.

I'm impressed with the tenacity of the Indian scammers that have been calling me multiple times a day for over a year, even though I answer the phone in French and do everything I can to tell them I am not their mark.

I wish I could find a playlist on Spotify that sounded like a cyberpunk pirate radio station, with the dark DJ interstitials.

Is Matt Gaetz being reduced to making money through Cameo a tragedy, or ironic, or some kind of weird justice? I'm just happy he's not in office any more.

My axe collection

Last book read: Myth-ing Persons by Robert Asprin
Currently reading: Little Myth Marker by Robert Asprin

I'm loving comedy fantasy right now.

Every day I wonder where I went wrong raising a son, giving him all the compassion and respect and space I could, to have him turn out as a Trump acolyte. And then I remember he listened to the Internet for wisdom.