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Angry Raven
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Hoosier. Science Person. Demon of Azarath.
I feel like if someone had played the Half Horse Half Man song for the Supreme Court justices today they would have immediately ruled right there to save the app
January 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Granny Weatherwax would beat herself up for 100 pages about if she has the headology to do it properly, she'll have at least 1 argument with Death about it, and then she'll cackle about how it was so easy to turn into a bunch of bees and drop the Ring into the fires.

Greebo will eat Shelob.
Hard mode: name a FEMALE non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.

I saw someone say Granny Weatherwax, but I have not read so I can’t be sure.

The only other woman I saw was Princess Leia and I’m sorry but that woman would be a dark emperor in a heartbeat & the galaxy would be well-run.
December 24, 2024 at 3:01 PM
I miss the Arrowverse so much
Tonight, Superman and Lois ends — the last vestige of the Arrowverse. In my latest newsletter, I explain why the Arrowverse was the best live-action superhero media we will *ever* get. There will never be superheroes as good as this again.

buttondown.com/charliejane/...
Superheroes Will Never Again Be As Good as the Arrowverse
Quick housekeeping before we get started… first, I have a few bound galleys of my new novel for adults, Lessons in Magic and Disaster, which comes out August...
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December 3, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times
November 25, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Dreadnought and Sovereign are fucking amazing and I didn't know there was another book coming hot damn this is the best news
November 26, 2024 at 3:17 AM
TikTok accts that play random show clips make me want to watch those shows, with the exception of Outlander. My impression is that Jamie and Claire are madly in love, but maybe don't like each other all that much? And that the show is mostly about how terrible the slog of daily life is in the past?
November 18, 2024 at 1:41 AM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about?
November 16, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Thiiiiiiiiiis
I feel like this site's demographics can be described as "still mad about the loss of Google Reader"
November 12, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I cannot believe we have to do this again with him.

God I'm fucking tired.
November 8, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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In awe of this joke.
August 26, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Is this a safe space where I can admit that it was literally today when I realized TV stands for Taylor's Version and was not indicative of some Taylor Swift media venture associated with her re-releases? Despite seeing "[album title] Taylor's Version" ALL THE TIME?
August 10, 2023 at 11:22 PM
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When the potassium is within normal limits
July 31, 2023 at 10:23 PM
OMG the new guy charged is so bad at crime. Like he just blatantly, obviously lied to the FBI. He literally says "never saw nothing" at one point. Dude you are the Mar-a-Lago property manager you saw EVERYTHING
Breaking news: Federal prosecutors announced new charges against Donald Trump in his alleged hoarding and hiding of classified documents at his Mar-a-Lago home, alleging he and a newly-charged aide tried to keep security camera footage from being reviewed by investigators.
https://wapo.st/3Y9M8FY
July 27, 2023 at 11:03 PM
At first I was appalled and then I remembered soup exists so now I'm contemplating where the sweet/salty line is between liquids you guzzle and liquids you sip
Million dollar idea: savory protein shakes. Why go with chocolate or vanilla when you could do nacho cheese or cool ranch?

Okay I’m going to sleep now
July 25, 2023 at 11:04 PM
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Bluesky devs, you need a “filter that ensures people can’t create usernames that are just slurs” STAT
July 13, 2023 at 12:41 AM
Is there a German word for the feeling you get when you finally get the bluesky code and find it's full of the folks you liked who vanished from the bird site over the last year?
July 12, 2023 at 10:45 AM