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Angie
@angibangie.bsky.social
research scientist, horror movie lover, feminist, anxious. I like people who make me laugh and who eat quietly.
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me: can I try
satan: no
me: why not
satan pausing xbox: well it wouldn’t be hell then would it
July 2, 2023 at 1:02 PM
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*sees baby*
*crouches down, does some cute baby talk*
*no reaction from baby*
*stands up slowly*
You've made a powerful enemy today, baby
June 8, 2023 at 11:04 PM
Tilda Swinton is the last person on Earth, having solely survived the apocalypse. A tumbleweed rolls by. She picks it up and eats it. 'Delicious,' she says, as she gets down on all fours then gallops into the night.
June 8, 2023 at 11:25 PM
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LADY: My cat won't stop mewling

ME: It's okay, I'm a cat whisperer

LADY: Oh, great

ME {whispering to cat}: shut the hell up
May 26, 2023 at 1:10 PM
Just got here from Twitter! Hi fronds!
June 8, 2023 at 4:50 PM